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I wish I could… pic.twitter.com/8vRxGNGkqT (via @Carolinafarraj)

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 22, 2014

'Next on ITV, an hour of Cheryl Cole sobbing uncontrollably, interrupted by adverts for terrible furniture' #xfactor pic.twitter.com/PcYfftxpev

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 7, 2014

Things You See At Tory Conference That You Don't See At Labour #1: Harvey Nichols wine tasting masterclass pic.twitter.com/MT6wsMq420

— Jennifer Williams (@JenWilliamsMEN) September 29, 2014

The most thorough Do Not Enter sign you will see today http://t.co/kZs4KiFVZ6 pic.twitter.com/m0j3nWb99L

— The Poke (@ThePoke) August 25, 2014

"When a Christian feels a sense of entitlement, anger and unhappiness are almost sure to follow." (John Piper)

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) June 21, 2014

"I could eat a horse." This tool helps you to estimate how much spaghetti you'll need for your meal pic.twitter.com/WgDTxTgyli

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) July 14, 2014

#YouKnowYoureBritishWhen You experience this problem at English GCSE pic.twitter.com/dSUFkOCvSw

— School Memories (@SecondarySchooI) July 16, 2014

Those British Lion eggs are rubbish. Bought some six months ago & kept them warm. Still no sign of any cubs. 😦

— June W (@rejunevated) September 29, 2014

Homework of the day pic.twitter.com/zeDNcmcwsE

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 29, 2014