What if I just want a mediocre life?
Things that have to happen when the Queen dies 😦
"I told you. If you don't eat your broccoli then no pudding. So stop sulking" pic.twitter.com/pE5eMUGzxV
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 18, 2017
The girls managed what the boys didn't! https://t.co/GvkUgZppm6
— Heather Floyd (@hscf) March 18, 2017
"People think of education as something they can finish." ISAAC ASIMOV
— The QI Elves (@qikipedia) March 19, 2017
Church Youth Group v Church Notices https://t.co/rDcBbYxSZA pic.twitter.com/PQrRlIQ4hb
— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) March 19, 2017
MANNN THIS IS WHY I CANT GET OFF THE INTERNET TO DO MY HOMEWORK 😂😂💀 pic.twitter.com/XbVMtVgH2c
— Erik from RI ⚓️ (@SoulessVibez) March 6, 2017
#recap Sydney at its cleanesthttps://t.co/xn6Mbq8JwN pic.twitter.com/kqi2uxrdNH
— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 25, 2017
How fake news happens… pic.twitter.com/SfvJX1bmDl
— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 25, 2017
"It's such a nice day, let's sit outside!"
3 minutes later…
"I can't feel my hands"
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) March 24, 2017
One reason not to be anxious and depressed about terrorism is that you're far more likely to die from anxiety and depression than terrorism.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) March 24, 2017
London survived the Blitz and stood fast against fascism, and embraced the world. London isn't going to change because of one act of hate.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) March 22, 2017
Rush hour in London in all its crammed, busy glory. The best response to any terror attack is a city just being how it normally is.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) March 22, 2017
Jesus loves 'money off' coupons.
Because he's the Redeemer.— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) March 22, 2017
The Monopoly board using current London prices. Mayfair at £2,546,343 pic.twitter.com/3mNzLOdcxp
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 22, 2017
Post-Brexit we will no longer be allowed the option of a Continental Breakfast. It will be English Breakfast or the 'Traitor's Buffet.'
— Lucy Prebblish (@lucyprebblish) March 21, 2017
March 29th. Article 50 pic.twitter.com/e1q1lfH9RC
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) March 20, 2017
They were the same height pic.twitter.com/I9YVAcU4hn
— Philip N Cohen (@familyunequal) March 18, 2017
Liverpool know how to do rail replacement services. pic.twitter.com/ohZxjaXNNO
— Lexi (@lexi_iles) March 1, 2017
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