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BREAKING: All EU passports to become dark blue https://t.co/C6g8kEQx5d pic.twitter.com/xIadOfDSPn

— Europarl UK (@EPinUK) April 1, 2018

So much rain at Longmeadow recently that a sinkhole has appeared out front overnight and we can't find Monty! #GardenersWorld pic.twitter.com/DqpjqzKBVK

— Monty's Dog Nigel 🐾 (@montysdognigel) April 1, 2018

Astrophysicists have discovered Saturn is the size of a golf ball, but much nearer than previously thought.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) April 1, 2018

Who wants one of these?? 👀

We're very excited to announce our new Pudsey Pod, made exclusively for children.

Available from May, the Pudsey Pod can provide a safe way to educate children and answer all their burning questions.

More details coming soon! pic.twitter.com/K8CBHRiplR

— BBC Children in Need (@BBCCiN) April 1, 2018

Try our new Santander Aqua Cycle – we think you’ll take
to it like a duck to water. Available from 1 April. pic.twitter.com/91xOiVBG3x

— Santander Cycles 🚲 (@SantanderCycles) April 1, 2018

Has Banksy retired? Spotted on Lamb Walk, opposite the White Cube Gallery in Bermondsey… 😲 pic.twitter.com/WFu6Z98Zft

— Sky Arts (@SkyArts) April 1, 2018

Speaks volumes that there’s an April Fools article about a restaurant serving food in dog bowls, when we’ve already featured a restaurant serving food in dog bowls. https://t.co/sPwaYjMPLr

— We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) April 1, 2018

1st APRIL FREE GIVEAWAY!
The follower who retweets and likes the most @HCResponseCops tweets before midday will win this exclusive #GetOutOfJailFreeCard! 21359 pic.twitter.com/WVxX7H3cVp

— Hants Response Cops (@HCResponseCops) April 1, 2018

Butter-masking is here! https://t.co/yFoBuUn3JN

— Metro (@MetroUK) April 1, 2018

The 1st of April means it's the start of #rainbow season 🌈… pic.twitter.com/o3YOSdHlBT

— Met Office (@metoffice) April 1, 2018

Some very excited officers here this morning, our new #Hyperceptor is finally ready and will be hitting the roads of Surrey today! #BMW #i8 Keep an eye out for it pic.twitter.com/R7eevYPHk1

— RPU – Surrey Police 📱➕🚘=❌ (@SurreyRoadCops) April 1, 2018

So pleased to announce I am co-writing a book with my hero Piers Morgan. It will be called Man Up: A Manual for Snowflakes, and it has been described as 'hotly anticipated' by the Daily Express.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) April 1, 2018

Calling all Insta-loving millennials! Today we’re excited to introduce three gram worthy flavours… Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Avocado, Sourdough and Charcoal. Ready to give them a try? #CocaColaBrunchGoals #LifeGoals #Brunchclub #FoodGoals #Drinkspiration #BrunchSquad #AvoSquad pic.twitter.com/eEsOj578Vn

— Coca-Cola GB (@CocaCola_GB) April 1, 2018

MAKE ROOM FOR THE SHROOM. We've started milking mushrooms. ENTER: Mushroom Milk. Our latest feel good milk made with 42% Fine Organic British Shrooms and 58% Spring Water. That's it. *Serotonin Boosting *Dairy-Free *British Grown *Frothable pic.twitter.com/xDMmyeThgf

— RUDE HEALTH (@rudehealth) April 1, 2018

Miss the smell of our #ArgosCatalogue? We’ve created a USB-powered scent diffuser – so all you online shoppers can still enjoy the fresh aroma of printed paper! #EauDeCatalogue pic.twitter.com/c52bmuDdvB

— Argos (@Argos_Online) April 1, 2018

Join Waldo on an amazing adventure with @googlemaps! To start the perplexing pursuit, ask your Google Assistant “#HeyGoogle, Where’s Waldo?” → https://t.co/6A9u5ZMo1O pic.twitter.com/sjnLkbUJom

— Google (@Google) March 31, 2018

Heard about Prince Harry's stag do? He's reportedly going to spend it at a spiritual yurt retreat on a glamping site in Wales! Sounds like a great idea to us 😊 https://t.co/G2miS690Ob #DeanWye #Glamping #Yurts #StagDo #Wales #AprilFool

— Hidden Valley Yurts (@hiddenvalleyurt) April 1, 2018

the NEW chocolate Whopper. coming soon to your local Burger King. maybe. pic.twitter.com/9N1snyYhRX

— Burger King (@BurgerKing) March 30, 2018

It’s great when two Virgin companies work together to come up with a really great idea. Well done to everyone at @VirginAustralia and @VirginActiveOz for introducing the world’s first in flight spin class. Will be touring Australia later this year and can’t wait to join one pic.twitter.com/cTIAxUuVZS

— Richard Branson (@richardbranson) March 31, 2018

Your pet will be catwalk ready with these stylish pieces. Same great PEP quality and amazing prices. Fur real. pic.twitter.com/LYkIPCgQGc

— Poundland (@Poundland) April 1, 2018

Clas Ohlson launches 'Swedish Air' to celebrate its 100th birthday. The brand will be selling bottles of air from its hometown of Insjön, Sweden.#AprilFools pic.twitter.com/jYy8jxhX6Z

— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) April 1, 2018

The rumours are true – the time capsule planted by Queen Victoria has been unearthed during our excavation works. #RAHtimecapsule https://t.co/f2zp1wW8jS

— Royal Albert Hall (@RoyalAlbertHall) April 1, 2018

The Independent just made a huge #AprilFoolDay out of all of us. #POTUSTrump https://t.co/gm6hMpfkrV

— Aniruddha (@bose_is_boss) April 1, 2018

Happy Easter Sunday from your NPT officers 👮‍♂️👮‍♀️👮‍♂️👮‍♀️ at Rural 🐥#newrecruit 👌 pic.twitter.com/y9UyBeQvrb

— Kirklees Rural (@WYP_KirkRural) April 1, 2018

EXCLUSIVE: Revolutionary £5,000 VAR headset to be used at World Cup https://t.co/3mencjd949 pic.twitter.com/VLEm2iTWHo

— The Sun Football ⚽ (@TheSunFootball) April 1, 2018

Waiting for the kettle to boil is OVER. Introducing #PotNowdle – The super speedy delivery service that gets a piping-hot #PotNoodle to you. Saving you even more time so #YouCanMakeIt. 🚴💨 pic.twitter.com/r9YievtFIj

— Pot Noodle (@PotNoodle) April 1, 2018

EU to field team in World Cup in solidarity against Russia – could knock out England: https://t.co/4oNA3zLMl3 pic.twitter.com/K88sIsN1gM

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) April 1, 2018

More Emoji…

Brexit and Remain emojis condemned as ‘divisive and dangerous’https://t.co/jz5bmVRuXc

— Matthew Wilcoxson (@MWilcoxson) April 1, 2018

The best April Fool I’ve seen: pic.twitter.com/pDu9WJFZaI

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) April 1, 2018