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The word ambisinistrous is the opposite of ambidextrous; it means ‘no good with either hand’.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 3, 2018

This made me laugh more than it should have. pic.twitter.com/uWoLcX3wPu

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) November 3, 2018

To be honest, #XFactor should have the “We are sorry for the temporary interference in sound” message up all episode every week.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 3, 2018

My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao pic.twitter.com/FUwwplzkYg

— Jenna (@goodgaljenjen) November 3, 2018

It's Halloween special on X factor. A reminder that nothing is ever so dreadful that it can't get worse. #xfactor

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) November 3, 2018

We beg to differ. https://t.co/cZzn51W6Je

— Waterstones (@Waterstones) November 3, 2018

#xfactor 'Due to technical error, tonight's vote has been cancelled' re-run tomorrow…. there's a tedious brexit reference available to me there, but I can't be bothered.

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) November 3, 2018

Imagine
if
there
was
a
better
way
to
save
the
world
than
being
rude
to
strangers
on
the
internet.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) November 4, 2018

When the Hubble space telescope experienced technical difficulties in mid-October, engineers at NASA tried the following steps to fix it:
1. Turning it off and then on again
2. Shaking it until it worked

(Image: NASA.) pic.twitter.com/2MhFzWwtO0

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 5, 2018

He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside pic.twitter.com/oy6Hi8TsII

— jensen kendall (@jensenmares) November 4, 2018

Explains a lot https://t.co/CalmlcD3eu

— Burger King UK (@BurgerKingUK) November 5, 2018

Leave Land & Remain Land pic.twitter.com/5C62GWmde7

— Matthew Goodwin (@GoodwinMJ) November 3, 2018

Is your dad available? ✌️🇬🇧 https://t.co/a2uq29fWNF

— Spice Girls (@spicegirls) November 6, 2018

According to Trip Advisor, the #1 thing to do in Bude, Cornwall is visit a perspex tunnel in a supermarket car park. (Image: Google Maps) pic.twitter.com/L9Cn8cgMFc

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 5, 2018

No Sandra, I haven’t seen the cat. 😂 pic.twitter.com/gbYcUKOD9E

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) November 6, 2018

See, miracles can happen… pic.twitter.com/y1OaVsvHtp

— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) November 6, 2018

It's 48 days until Christmas. If you start an advent calendar today you'll finish it bang on time to start another one on December 1st.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 7, 2018

I'm not normally one for politically charged social commentary but here's some ducklings on a water slide. pic.twitter.com/YV68lrfJ3P

— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) November 7, 2018

Real Madrid have installed new video screens on urinals at the Bernabeu.

🏟 This is part of a £500m redevelopment of their stadium.

📺 You can now watch the game whilst in the toilet at the ground.

👏 Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/g8XB9VZTO3

— Brilliant Ads (@Brilliant_Ads) November 7, 2018

The linguistic phenomenon in English where we repeat words to clarify meaning- for example, “going out-out” or “I LIKE like you”- is called contrastive focus reduplication.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 8, 2018

Trying to make it big in the "Mathematically Obscure '90s Facts" sector of comedy. So far I've got:
"What did one fifth of Boyzone say to one half of B*Witched?"
"Hello Sister!"

— Rosie Jones (@josierones) November 7, 2018

CNN anchor just now on the #Borderline attack:
"The largest mass shooting… in 12 days."

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) November 8, 2018

Hello James https://t.co/LQ3FzPlqnQ

— Alex Horne (@AlexHorne) November 8, 2018

What happens when any husband says "calm down" to his wife pic.twitter.com/1Pd6JhUksT

— Robert Maguire (@RobertMaguire_) November 8, 2018

Dear me. How incredibly sad. It has to be time for a change? https://t.co/pYhJ77RXgp

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 9, 2018

A or B? pic.twitter.com/nUQsWdNYtM

— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) November 9, 2018

Anyway here’s a video of the man in charge of Brexit negotiations saying he’s only just realised that a lot of our food arrives by boat pic.twitter.com/SriPuiFXY4

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 8, 2018

I see this press conference couldn’t be going better. pic.twitter.com/GxXlyEVydS

— Alan White (@aljwhite) November 7, 2018

This should be a GCSE module pic.twitter.com/9N8TON6NvH

— Alan White (@aljwhite) November 4, 2018

What a baby https://t.co/ya14hXZ3pJ

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) November 10, 2018

Dear Donald, it’s a commemoration rather than celebration. By way of demonstrating the difference: the end of your presidency would be a celebration. Act of remembrance at Armistice is about solemn reflection. Hard for you because it’s not about you. Try not to ruin it. https://t.co/sOb2Dwn69i

— lucy siegle (@lucysiegle) November 10, 2018

smoothest escape of 2018 right here 🦆 pic.twitter.com/j1mp8IE4Y8

— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) November 10, 2018

Shout out to everyone reading this whilst hiding in the toilets at a social gathering 🥂

— Laura (@fairycakes) November 10, 2018

Cosham Fire Station remembers. Lest we forget! pic.twitter.com/ZE5WgPb61V

— Cosham Fire Station (@Cosham23) November 10, 2018