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Joseph wrote a letter for Anne Hegerty 🙂#AnneHegerty #theChase #ImACeleb pic.twitter.com/NdXQVG7QfZ

— Kate (@apparentlymad) November 19, 2018

Me: Ouch, my tooth hurts when I push my tongue against it.

Also me: *keeps pushing tongue against tooth to see if it still hurts*

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 18, 2018

Season 10? pic.twitter.com/QihNsgmbAC

— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 18, 2018

What age were you when you first saw the 8 in the middle of the 8 of diamonds? 😯 pic.twitter.com/GjRLkyl7Vu

— Plink (@PlinketyPlink) November 17, 2018

If any publishers haven’t yet made their offer – the Theresa May autiobiography is going to be explosive…. https://t.co/v8CE6QdTEQ

— James Herring (@itsjamesherring) November 18, 2018

A somewhat philosophical answer to this question in a mock exam last week pic.twitter.com/ks2Z0azd7V

— Joe (@jawtonloe) November 18, 2018

the most Canadian classified ad ever pic.twitter.com/3x3B2dpUoM

— Feliz NaviDitz 🇨🇦 (@DitzMcGeee) November 9, 2018

In English, a "French exit" is to sneak out of a party without telling anyone. In French, it is known as "partir à l’anglaise" – to leave the English way.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 18, 2018

You've been asking about the John Lewis advert, well here it is…@TwitterUK gave me a starring role in my very own Christmas #ad#NotARetailStore pic.twitter.com/In3b9uHDtm

— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 19, 2018

The folks at John Lewis (the other one) sent me another gift:

Elton John CD and swag. An Oriori gaming ball. A Quality Street tin of sweets. AND…a pair of premium tickets to the Elton John farewell tour! I can't wait to see @eltonofficial in concert!

Thank you @jlandpartners! pic.twitter.com/BzQ8XONwDa

— John Lewis (@johnlewis) November 21, 2018

Just imagine all the things we could have spent the last two years sorting out if Remain had won.

— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) November 20, 2018

The Life of Larry… #number10cat #AfternoonLive 2-5 with @BBCSimonMcCoy pic.twitter.com/23HELQj0Om

— Simon McCoy (@BBCSimonMcCoy) November 20, 2018

Barman: Which kind of Twitter joke formats are tired?

Me: Erm…

Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

… this one

— James Herring (@itsjamesherring) November 19, 2018

Described as the world’s most boring video game, Penn and Teller created Desert Bus in the early 1990s. You have to drive a bus from Las Vegas to Phoenix in real time and there’s no scenery. Once you complete the 8-hour journey, you receive one point.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 20, 2018

It's Thanksgiving Day. Here's how to celebrate: pic.twitter.com/a4eGg3WdfB

— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 22, 2018

Every couple of days I wake up wondering the same thing. If the Brexit vote was won on lies, why does parliament feel honour-bound to see through the “will of the people?” The people were misled. Politicians are meant to be there to protect us from that aren’t they?

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) November 22, 2018

I know I share it every year but I just can’t quit it, and Mr Blobby is trending so it’s the best excuse.
This is arguably the funniest thing ever shown on British television pic.twitter.com/mPIIUBONeT

— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) November 22, 2018

HELP!! I need your advice… I got into an argument with hubby!

He gave me £500 to replace our Christmas Tree 🎄 and get some decorations. He told me whatever money was left over I could keep and buy whatever I want for myself.

HES FUUUMING pic.twitter.com/VVZUPJIbxe

— 🤪Rachel 🤪 📱+ 🚘=❌ (@rachey56) November 22, 2018

After Spain expresses concern over the future of Gibraltar, officials arrive at Downing Street for crunch talks: pic.twitter.com/NtFcKpvGR6

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) November 23, 2018

1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, who do we appreciate?

Fibonacci, because it's #FibonacciDay (11/23)

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— Royal Institution (@Ri_Science) November 23, 2018

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Blue passports
Brexit 50p

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 22, 2018

This is page 189 of Reasons to Stay Alive to get you in the Black Friday spirit. pic.twitter.com/1vyZiRbo09

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) November 23, 2018

The Donald Trump Toilet Brush. 😎 pic.twitter.com/6VQWhuoDpc

— BlueByrd (@NigelCo14798581) November 23, 2018

When promoted tweets accidentally tell the truth. pic.twitter.com/OWwb28wI0c

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) November 24, 2018