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If we really embraced the metric system, we'd say that Winnie the Pooh lived in the 40.47 Hectare Wood.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 7, 2019

The movie Yesterday, but Peter Kay’s the only person who remembers garlic bread.

— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) July 7, 2019

live footage of me apparently extremely content in objectively unhealthy relationships pic.twitter.com/O2l3OshpcW

— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) July 7, 2019

But what if “Brussels” somehow, one day, read a British newspaper and learned that this was what he was trying to do? https://t.co/BFjfshmCCv

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) July 7, 2019

EU Membership: 34p per person per day.

Cost spent on Brexit since 2016: 91p per person per day.

Estimated cost of Brexit: £4.15 per person per day

Estimated cost of No Deal Brexit: £5.81 per person per day

Nigel Farage’s earnings from TV & radio since 2016: £541.10 per day

— Barnaby Edwards (@BarnabyEdwards) July 6, 2019

Best £20 dog gift 👌😍 pic.twitter.com/IdKlh3UUB3

— CC Shoreditch (@ccshoreditch) July 7, 2019

We are proud to be part of the #refillrevolution On a hot day we can offer you a beautifully cool Tudor building and a free tap water refill for your water bottle #refillromsey #romsey pic.twitter.com/8GYWxwiodZ

— Oasis Christian Centre, Romsey (@OasisRomsey) July 10, 2019

"Please don't patronise me."

This Konta press conference 😬#Wimbledon #bbctennis pic.twitter.com/JfzO8ShQfO

— BBC Tennis (@bbctennis) July 9, 2019

The Queen reproves offer of help on visit to Cambridge: 'No, no, I can still plant a tree' https://t.co/dAlcnmZrV1 pic.twitter.com/qNLPCx5wqA

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) July 9, 2019

Imagine turning up to your favourite yodelling festival only to be interrupted by the Swiss Red Arrows…you couldn't make it up. #AfternoonLive pic.twitter.com/WczEibmeU7

— Simon McCoy (@BBCSimonMcCoy) July 9, 2019

A 2009 study found James Bond has had ten times as many lovers as the average British male has in a lifetime, with a doctor reporting that “the likelihood of him having chlamydia is extremely high”.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 11, 2019

Why are the peas upside down.

It's fucking me up. pic.twitter.com/P9Y2N68IOA

— Spotty Len (@SpottyLen) July 7, 2019

Palmerstone Piazza Plaza is now open! That's convenient for tomorrow's BIG day 😀 pic.twitter.com/4yk3oDUuS3

— Romsey Beggars Fair (@BeggarsFair) July 12, 2019

Pricks https://t.co/BaZtaSBcCt

— Greg James (@gregjames) July 12, 2019

Marylebone Station… pic.twitter.com/15zOLonnEG

— Will Macpherson (@willis_macp) July 12, 2019

“Oh…..sorry, I don’t cover pre-existing conditions” #ThingsJesusNeverSaid pic.twitter.com/zPiNarBAls

— MichaelDelahoussaye! (@MiiiiikeD) July 13, 2019

Fascinating to see #ThingsJesusNeverSaid trending- and especially to read how overwhelmingly positive people seem to be about him- if only by implication of what they *don’t* think he represents.

— Martin Saunders 🤦🏻‍♂️ (@martinsaunders) July 13, 2019

"'There’s no such thing as a black mermaid!' racists have cried. And they’re right. Until now, there wasn’t – just as there was no such thing as mermaids at all, until we invented them" https://t.co/B8xfVK7F1b

— The Times (@thetimes) July 13, 2019