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The closure of DFID next week is a shameful act
One of the best things done by Labour. One of the nastiest things done by the Tories
— Andrew Adonis (@Andrew_Adonis) August 29, 2020
Incredible to see a rare @richardosman 'House of Games' smoking jacket in the wild, modelled by @AlexHorne in #NoMoreJockeys pic.twitter.com/TlwcHEW7NO
— bethan š (@bethanelIen) August 29, 2020
I kind of miss dialup. Logging on should come with fanfare
— internet h*ppo (@InternetHippo) August 30, 2020
In 1995, Internet pioneer Robert Metcalfe predicted the Internet was on the verge of "catastrophic collapse".
In 1997, when it had not collapsed, he printed out his words, put the printout in a blender, and ate them.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 30, 2020
The consensus so far seems to be that itās extra layer weather NOT heating weather
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 30, 2020
Biggest challenge and best advice of the day:
Level up your prayer life.
— Phil Knox (@philknox) September 2, 2020
Whatever your opinion on today's big return to school, there's no doubt that teachers and other educational staff are doing an INCREDIBLE job. They're responding to government-led changes at rapid notice; constantly innovating; working extra hours; giving everything.
Heroes all.
— Martin Saunders š¤¦š»āāļø (@martinsaunders) September 2, 2020
Lots of you have been asking āwhatās the difference between your blue super smoothie and your blue juice?ā
Weāve made this helpful and highly detailed infographic to explain. pic.twitter.com/sxO7xVYpAO
— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 2, 2020
@Herring1967 @richardosman I met the man who designed the swirl in a Solero. He was a chemical engineer. It is, he told me, a feat of chemical engineering to make the juice swirl hold its shape within the ice cream. Also, the ice beads on the outside are designed to be there.
— Katy Brand (@KatyFBrand) September 2, 2020
Are you normal or do you eat a Chinese takeaway like Dec does? š pic.twitter.com/BhSldS3nPe
— Audible UK (@audibleuk) September 1, 2020
Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like theyāve just finished a disappointing surgery on Greyās Anatomy
— Sophia Cadogan (@sophiacadogan) September 2, 2020
My, how the tables have turned. pic.twitter.com/5uv6nM9hIT
— Scott Reid š (@scottreid1980) September 2, 2020
Seeing that nobody else has put out their bin, so standing in the street trying to work out if youāre the genius or the fool
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 3, 2020
Harry and Meghan finally escape the media spotlight they despise so much by signing massive multi-year TV deal with Netflix.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 3, 2020
Heading into Autumn. Canāt wait to begin playing a game of āStart of a cold or covid?ā with my family.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 3, 2020
Spring spreads across the UK at a rate of 2mph.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 3, 2020
Me: how was your Spanish test?
Son: (confident) I think I did pretty well.
Me: oh?
Son: yup, it was multiple choice in Google Forms and Google offered to translate the page for me.— Charles Arthur (@charlesarthur) September 3, 2020
Iām prepared to go with āyesā. (What a genus idea.) https://t.co/xISVHUkYY9
— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) September 3, 2020
Go to sleep, everything normal, wake up and the worldās biggest arms manufacturer is Heinz soup https://t.co/FMJG9Vv8yv
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 2, 2020
I don't know who needs to see this but
Deaths in U.S. from Covid this year: 184,000
Deaths in U.S. from gun violence last year 39,494
Deaths by a thrown soup can this year: 0
— Jennifer Taub (@jentaub) September 2, 2020
if your grandfather started ranting incoherently about bags of soup and planes full of thugs, at the very least you'd quietly confiscate his car keys
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 1, 2020
Bro – heās playing melons…pic.twitter.com/Q8v93qRG46
— Rex Chapmanšš¼ (@RexChapman) September 3, 2020
This girl is engaging some of the same questions philosophers and historians of science engage, including the 'is math real' question. She's not dumb. pic.twitter.com/bMA7QykxJE
— Kyle "VLADIAN Kaos Agent" Macleish (@MacleishKyle) August 29, 2020
Iāve worked in ministry and for Christian organisations (not always the same thing) for 20 years now, and one thing never fails to surprise and depress me: our constant ability to talk a great game on unity and then compete and torpedo each other in practice. Iāve lost count.
— Martin Saunders š¤¦š»āāļø (@martinsaunders) September 5, 2020
Why do I watch so many videos on Facebook of people making things out of resin?
— Beattie Edmondson (@tweetyedmondson) September 4, 2020
Now the kids are back to school, work Iāve ignored is starting to cough for attention. So Iāve quarantined it.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) September 5, 2020
Only one tiny chocolate bar has ever been made from cocoa beans grown in the UK, and it was eaten by Queen Elizabeth II.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 5, 2020
Unless a majority choose to make tackling climate change their priority, then we are stuffed. XR, by alienating that majority, are therefore making the climate catastrophe more likely. Feeling righteous and doing good are not always the same thing.
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) September 5, 2020
If you only read one thing today make it this pic.twitter.com/uoJHc6k2SU
— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) September 16, 2017
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View this post on InstagramThat was the reason. Illuminate, donāt assimilate.
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