Window Swap.
Things that seem romantic in films, but would be creepy in real life.
Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic pic.twitter.com/pa2TlmYSAf
— Kyle (@kylewendland) January 3, 2021
This attitude is sickening. It leads to shame and fear of something utterly natural. It should be condemned. Tampons are obscene imagery? How in the world does he cope in a pharmacy?? https://t.co/EO73SXzQkS
— Katharine W-R (@kwelbyroberts) January 2, 2021
After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) January 1, 2021
I've been making this argument since June, but there's a difference between saying "schools are (largely) safe for children" – which they are – and "schools are safe", which, in the context of higher transmission to households and the community, when R is above 1, they're not
— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) January 3, 2021
The issue is transmission, Kirstie. Children transmit to their teachers & each other at school, & from there into their homes. Parents, siblings & grandparents are then affected. The NHS is overwhelmed. This is much worse than April. Keeping schools open will cost untold lives. https://t.co/lz5QImoHBS
— Rachel Clarke š (@doctor_oxford) January 3, 2021
Apparently children are safe to go to school today, as long as theyāre carrying a Scotch Egg.
— Sue Perkins š (@sueperkins) January 4, 2021
The PM keeps saying the Oxford vaccine is alright at 'room temperature' as opposed to the actual 'fridge temperature' it needs, but to be fair, he does spend a lot of his time in fridges.
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) January 3, 2021
MARCH 2020
Cases soaring
Scientists call for lockdown
Johnson hesitates
1000s dieOCTOBER 2020
Cases soaring
Scientists call for lockdown
Johnson hesitates
1000s dieJAN 2021
Cases soaring
Scientists call for lockdown
Johnson hesitates
1000s will die.Heās learnt nothing.
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 3, 2021
Shocked by this appallingly tin-eared tweet from @NHSEngland. People are dying of Covid all over Europe right now and – what? – we are meant to celebrate the fact that weāre vaccinating faster than them? My God š pic.twitter.com/lg5FJRacTK
— Rachel Clarke š (@doctor_oxford) January 3, 2021
I am afraid that in a moment of weakness I have purchased this t-shirt pic.twitter.com/Czsullknpk
— Rick Burin (@rickburin) January 3, 2021
We've helped make shows that have won Emmys and Baftas but this is still the best thing we have ever done https://t.co/R2lYBqDyxN
— Dave (@davechannel) January 3, 2021
Too scared to lead, too scared to be unpopular.
— stefanstern (@stefanstern) January 3, 2021
An interesting game of winter catch. And what's being caught? She's playing along.#dog #cutenessoverload
(hdbrosriley IG) pic.twitter.com/Mus3J56B67— Golden Retriever Channel (@GoldretrieverUS) January 3, 2021
I didn't close my church today. It remained open. We worshipped together. We prayed together. We sang together. We had tea and coffee and laughed together. We just did that online. And as a bonus, noone caught COVID-19.
— Andy Fitchet (@AndyFitchet) January 3, 2021
I don't like this incomprehensible series of TV shorts where a strange blond haired man appears and tells us the opposite of what he's been saying for the last week. I'm disappointed they seem to be recommissioning it for 2021.
— Patrick J L Davies (@pjld86) January 4, 2021
Oh dear, I think something deeply depressing is coming at 8 oāclock.
But if you donāt feel like watching Only Connect, thereās a government announcement on the other channel.
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) January 4, 2021
It must be hard for Boris to understand home-schooling when he doesn't even appear that keen on home-parenting
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) January 4, 2021
When Jeremy Hunt begins to sound like the rational and intelligent wing of the Tory party you are in very serious trouble.
— bob evans (@thebobevans) January 4, 2021
I always knew Iād have to cancel 3 weddings, I just never thought theyād all be to the same woman
— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) January 4, 2021
Thoughts with the parent at my sonās school who offered to have the class guinea pig over the Xmas holidays & is now in for the long haul
— Will Wood š (@MMWillWood) January 4, 2021
While I appreciate this lockdown is bad news for a lot of people, it feels particularly harsh on those of us who are forced to share a house with Boris Johnson.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 4, 2021
I think Nicola Sturgeon should resign. Not because sheās done anything wrong – it would just be really comforting to know Boris Johnson is going to do the same thing in a couple of daysā time.
— Alistair Barrie (@AlistairBarrie) January 4, 2021
I'm not saying I'd make a better Prime Minister than Boris, but this would be my manifesto: pic.twitter.com/FCcBNysNwY
— Martin Saunders š¤¦š»āāļø (@martinsaunders) January 5, 2021
The BBC is bringing its biggest ever education offer from Monday 11 January:
š @CBBC will have a three-hour block of primary school programming from 9am.
š @BBCTwo will cater for secondary students with at least two hours of content each weekday.https://t.co/NXpJSb7AHm pic.twitter.com/fyjvs4yWgW
— BBC Press Office (@bbcpress) January 5, 2021
Tradition says you've got to take your Christmas tree down today. Well, stuff tradition. Turn it into a Pancake Day tree. Or leave it up till Easter. Or Halloween. Why not strap a barrel of gunpowder on and blast it into the sky on Bonfire Night? The rules don't apply anymore.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 6, 2021
It's not like anyone can come round and see it's still up…
— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 6, 2021
Just had our food shop delivered a few hours early because the driver had more deliveries to make than normal as 15 drivers have been contacted by track and trace today. I am SO grateful for our key workers. #covid
— Katharine W-R (@kwelbyroberts) January 6, 2021
There are no ITU beds in the valleys. So you might be 23 and invincible if you get COVID but what if you crash your car? Or a friend takes an overdose or a parent needs emergency surgery? Guess what! No beds for you either. And THATāS how this affects everyone. Rant over.
— Issy Phillips (@issypips) January 4, 2021
Absolutely no to this… enough hollow empty gestures pic.twitter.com/2PXYoPANOh
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) January 6, 2021
Not only do the NHS have to do more work because of the spike in cases but they also have to vaccinate us all as quickly as possible, pretty sure that deserves a pay rise not faux patriotic nonsense. https://t.co/i3KFVB5Ulg
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 6, 2021
Iām a nurse. Please donāt start #clapforheroes. It feels like a hollow and empty gesture to many NHS staff. Instead:
Stay home.
Wear a mask when you have to go out.
Wash your hands.
Stop spreading misinformation.
Donāt be selfish.
Donāt vote Tory.
— Loose Cannon (@misskirstielou) January 6, 2021
We should train all Amazon delivery drivers to give the vaccine. The whole population would be immunised by Saturday. Thursday if you've got Prime.
— Andrew Bloch (@AndrewBloch) January 5, 2021
putting soup in a square tupperware…… itās just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup
— charlie (@chunkbardey) January 6, 2021
I haven't stopped laughing and think I never will pic.twitter.com/hkYs1bdKSi
— Lydia Nicholas (@LydNicholas) January 5, 2021
U.K. airports being open this entire time is the wildest part of this whole pandemic.
— B (@TweetsByBilal) January 4, 2021
BUSINESS IDEA: Booze brand called 'Responsibly' so that all your marketing is done by competitors' ads saying 'please drink responsibly'.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) January 6, 2021
I was given my first Apple Watch for Christmas and now while homeschooling my 7 year old, Siri answers all my questions before she gets a chance to. I donāt know how to shut him up, he just pipes up like a right show off
— Bryony Gordon (@bryony_gordon) January 6, 2021
Maybe kick him off Twitter then pic.twitter.com/oWj8HP8PgO
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 6, 2021
This is what it means to take the name of the Lord in vain. pic.twitter.com/5KFpXro8GY
— Brian Zahnd (@BrianZahnd) January 6, 2021
Itās astonishing watching this footage of the white terrorists hanging out in the Congress chamber like they own the place. If they had the VAGUEST of colour, theyād have been shot dead hours ago.
— Emma Kennedyš (@EmmaKennedy) January 6, 2021
He should be tried, imprisoned, and digitally removed from Home Alone 2.
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) January 6, 2021
Just think of the carnage had they not been white.
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) January 6, 2021
Maybe they're all just there to help him move his stuff out and we've misread the whole thing.
— cluedont (@cluedont) January 6, 2021
Weāre still only in week one of 2021.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) January 6, 2021
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States
— mohamad safa (@mhdksafa) January 6, 2021
Dear all bosses, none of us can come into work today because we spent the entirety of last night doom scrolling the internet. We will try again tomorrow now.
— Dave (@davechannel) January 7, 2021
This is deadly serious & important, but if youāre not also picturing a brilliant episode of W1A 1AA in your head then we could never be friends https://t.co/S8ayOgTpwq
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) January 7, 2021
It has now been six years since One Direction came up on Only Connect and @VictoriaCoren *lost* it because the contestants had no idea who the band members were. pic.twitter.com/FNrsmyX8Th
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 6, 2021
the person with the nuclear codes has been deemed too dangerous to have a twitter account
— joe (@JoePerticone) January 7, 2021
If Mike Pence becomes the 46th President for 12 days, heāll be a real favourite for quizzers in future generations. Like Spencer Perceval here.
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) January 8, 2021
— Simon McCoy (@BBCSimonMcCoy) January 7, 2021
The word āpapa' means Pope (Italian), father (English), shark (Swahili), arse (Maori) and potato (Quechua)
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) January 8, 2021
This rebranding by Burger King is trippy and amazing.
See the K.
See the Burger.Now see the B. š¤Æ pic.twitter.com/8wgO2QdhcA
— Patrick Schreiner (@pj_schreiner) January 8, 2021
It seems the insurrectionist who died during his assault on the capitol, a man who wrote on Parler he was going āto f*ck this country upā accidentally tasered himself in the balls while trying to steal a painting, triggering a heart attack.
Paging the Darwin Awards.
— Emma Kennedyš (@EmmaKennedy) January 8, 2021
When I didnāt do Fridays, all the funny stuff seemed to happen on a Thursday and I had to wait until Monday to talk about it.
Midday Friday:
Oh for fu… https://t.co/bqImnZyg2L
— Greg James (@gregjames) January 8, 2021
Ofsted has been deluged with 5,000 emails praising schools since @GavinWilliamson told parents to contact the watchdog with complaints https://t.co/zpayRzXurV pic.twitter.com/FFfU9NBl41
— Schools Week (@SchoolsWeek) January 8, 2021
Pause your doom scrolling and enjoy the enthusiasm of this small human. Lord, grant me the same confidence https://t.co/jpqbBr9Hnq
— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) January 8, 2021
Eight days in and I think weāve learnt Remainers werenāt fearmongering about the consequences of reality and Brexiters couldnāt wish away problems by believing in Britain
— Jonathan Lis (@jonlis1) January 8, 2021
Doing activities at home with family is a great way to beat those lockdown blues. We love this human bicycle idea from a family in El Salvador! Check out this weekās blog with 11 fun activities inspired by the different cultures of countries we work in šhttps://t.co/BbDT88yNxv pic.twitter.com/Nl2o6fhfAM
— Compassion UK (@compassionuk) January 9, 2021
The Mayor of London is asking places of worship to close for the time being. So are councils in Harrow and Lancaster. Please please please colleagues: the situation is dire and I fear some are still making decisions based on out-of-date data sets. Time to close. Itās not forever.
— Mark. But in 2021. (@revmarkhew) January 8, 2021
On Christmas Day, the official UK coronavirus death toll passed 70,000. Today, it has passed 80,000. 10,000 lives lost in just over two weeks. A truly horrifying statistic. Please take this lockdown seriously, we are all responsible for helping to bring this under control
— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) January 9, 2021
2,251,238 strikes and youāre out… https://t.co/GfRPp6UUCJ
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 8, 2021
Dear Twitter, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em pic.twitter.com/belRoUR3BE— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) January 9, 2021
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