Is there anything more festive than putting up the Christmas tree while watching a Downing Street Covid press conference
— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) November 27, 2021
The 'do not comply with masks' toddlers can't see five minutes into the future. We'll go into lockdown again. Enjoy the freedom of sitting in the cold outside a locked pub. Enjoy the restaurant meals not served by places not open.
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) November 27, 2021
*They are on their feet Tess klaxon*
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 27, 2021
Wearing a mask is really not a hardship for the vast vast majority. In fact I was glad of it in the cold today.
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) November 27, 2021
“YES BUT PRIME MINISTER, CAN YOU ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE A NORMAL CHRISTMAS?” remains a perhaps understandable but entirely pointless question.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) November 27, 2021
This is not how I wanted to learn the Greek alphabet
— Isla McKetta, MFA | #DreamBigFightHard (@islaisreading) November 26, 2021
The boys from the 2000s 💪🏽 https://t.co/8ujA1goSoV
— Jenson Button (@JensonButton) November 28, 2021
My favourite French word. pic.twitter.com/P02w0zwOVH
— cluedont (@cluedont) November 28, 2021
We are following the science, which apparently says that the #Omicron variant can only be transmitted in shops or on public transport.
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) November 28, 2021
It shouldn’t need saying but telling people to wear masks on a few specific occasions during a respiratory disease pandemic is not tyranny.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) November 28, 2021
‘Doodlebug ahead! Sound the alarms!’
— Katy Brand (@KatyFBrand) November 28, 2021
-‘When, sir?’
‘Oh, sometime next Tuesday I should say!’
Please let this be real. https://t.co/Znz6UVxbYM
— bob evans (@thebobevans) November 28, 2021
Mask mandates are back, a new series of Tiger King is on Netflix, a new Animal Crossing DLC is out, it's really nice to be back in March 2020 isn't it.
— Dave (@davechannel) November 29, 2021
Yet again I am being forced by weather to wear a scarf, this is tyranny
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 29, 2021
— Nick Walker (@nickw84) November 28, 2021
https://t.co/XopeW3cqKY pic.twitter.com/lzJR8cgfRq
— Bella Mackie (@bellamackie) November 29, 2021
No @SajidJavid,
— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) November 29, 2021
NOBODY is suggesting that if you hadn't scrapped mask rules, the Omicron Variant wouldn't have got here.
People ARE pointing out that if you'd kept mask rules, the NHS would be under less pressure when Omicron arrived so we'd be able to keep more people alive!
Every “gifts for him” list was written by someone who last met a man in 2005 and even then it was a brief meeting.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 28, 2021
Just been on the phone to Rick Astley for the past seven hours. He just NEVER says goodbye.
— Rosie Jones (@josierones) November 29, 2021
Nadine “if it didn’t happen to me then it didn’t happen at all, and also why didn’t it happen to me, aren’t I pretty enough?” Dorries pic.twitter.com/E3achNAcxm
— Bella Mackie (@bellamackie) November 29, 2021
Either the hairiest bald person alive or the baldest hairy person… https://t.co/32u0ebWgiD
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) November 29, 2021
I mean, that could be the caption in any given week. https://t.co/yJKHvSrKi7
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) November 30, 2021
sometimes. i don’t know what to do. with all my love. occasionally it overflows. in the form of a burp
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) November 30, 2021
Just opened my mum's phone and this has cracked me. pic.twitter.com/hT78CUBWqq
— Shaunta Claus (@ThatPacmanDude) November 29, 2021
— People Selling Mirrors (@SellingAMirror) November 28, 2021
This week in the world of Christian publishing:
— Dave Walker (@davewalker) November 30, 2021
– Asking the cartoonist to contribute work for free when everyone else (publisher, author, etc) is paid.
– Publisher will ask the author whether they can afford to pay me.
– I'll get a copy of the book 🙌🥳🎉 and 'exposure' 🌨️🥶
I’ve just cancelled our all day major cancer resection due to lack of ICU beds. The cancer may be too big to operate by time we can rebook
— Stereotypical Anaesthetist (@StereotypGasman) November 30, 2021
Last bed taken by an antivaxx who surprise surprise now has covid
We don’t have any fully vaccinated patients on our unit with covid
For people asking if I attended the rule flouting Downing Street parties, a straightforward answer: No. I have a strict policy of leaving any room that Boris Johnson enters. #OneRuleForThem https://t.co/7P0Ig5d6ty
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 1, 2021
“It’s December 1st and the start of Advent”. Sorry @BBCr4today, it began on November 29th, Advent Sunday.
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) December 1, 2021
Complaining about taking precautions in case the worst happens is like complaining there's an ambulance at an air show.
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) December 1, 2021
me at the end of 2021 https://t.co/uO063t8m3Z
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) December 1, 2021
Oxford Street, London, England…so unique, special and pretty!💛 pic.twitter.com/0OoBu5hzWC
— Rosina (@Rosina_ts) November 28, 2021
when certain foods on a menu have (gf) next to them, I know those are girlfriend foods. I cannot order them until I am a girlfriend. I must be patient
— Sabina Meschke (@sabinameschke) November 30, 2021
I didn’t do it… pic.twitter.com/SiOyA0uZtw
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 1, 2021
Is there any kind of competition, does anyone know, for nationwide least jolly sign? pic.twitter.com/NxUcQXRpsq
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) December 2, 2021
Last Christmas I cancelled seeing my son. He spent Christmas alone. Johnson had a knees up,which I suspect someone else paid for, totally ignoring the rules. Why shouldn't I be angry?
— Gordon Craig: (@gordoncraig11) December 1, 2021
An unfortunate victim of #StromArwen was the old police latern at the front of Romsey Police Station.
— Romsey Police (@RomseyPolice) December 1, 2021
One of our kind contractors took it home and resored it to it's former glory 💙 A big thank you – Inspector Taylor pic.twitter.com/ByMienNjal
See also: Dusty old book from a few millennia ago which turns out to be highly relevant and full of wisdom for today https://t.co/Xu0ICZNxNJ
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) December 2, 2021
Need pic.twitter.com/1uzlaHbxMF
— Joe Henegan (@Joe_Henegan) December 3, 2021
As Germany honours a still popular Angela Merkel with an emotional farewell ceremony tonight, I can’t help but yearn for a leader of her integrity, intelligence and calm stewardship here in the UK.
— Siobhan Benita (@SiobhanBenita) December 2, 2021
EXCL: Venue bosses say vaccine passports were NOT checked at Steps gig linked to 6 Omicron cases. Spokesman says the concert did not meet the criteria – at least 500 people standing, or 10k overall. But venue refusing to say how many were there. https://t.co/jCz4ZeJWhg
— Chris Musson (@ChrisMusson) December 3, 2021
Him: So, The Reverend Canon Kate Bottley, how’s your holy vocation of ministry in the media going?
— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) December 3, 2021
Me: Well, it’s a good question Your Grace and I’m glad you asked it https://t.co/is7xF3snXX
No joke, Teams makes it easy to make anyone's day a little brighter. pic.twitter.com/2EpBIszNCx
— Microsoft Teams (@MicrosoftTeams) December 3, 2021
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) December 3, 2021
I’ve never supported a football team. I might now support St Petersburg. https://t.co/gWJPMqjzLp
— Andrew Cotter (@MrAndrewCotter) December 4, 2021
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