Superb and bizarre email signatures.
— Jed Mercurio (@jed_mercurio) April 13, 2022
St Peter's School in York is the only place in the UK that actively doesn't acknowledge Guy Fawkes Night, as he was a student there and they "don't burn old boys". #trivia
— Michael J Ritchie 📚 (@fellfromfiction) April 16, 2022
He is risen!
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) April 17, 2022
(Jesus that is, Boris Johnson will be in bed until at least 11)#Easter
Pack up everyone! @BootstrapCook has won Easter pic.twitter.com/XAvGq2trMc
— Mark McKinley (@markgmckinley) April 17, 2022
I’m no theologian, but I reckon if Jesus had met this bloke there would be whole parables about how Rees-Mogg gets his comeuppance. https://t.co/06VJcIYk5a
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) April 17, 2022
If you can’t hide the crime scene, just pretend you’re the victim… pic.twitter.com/ItPnzej4x4
— Stuart Antony (@STU_ACTOR) April 16, 2022
BREAKING: The Prime Minister is expected to lie in front of parliament today to assure them that he didn't lie in front of parliament the first time.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 19, 2022
Hopefully they won't bother me again… pic.twitter.com/AYbsWUMJ98
— Terry L (@AMoCS) April 20, 2022
Hey @BorisJohnson, seeing as you enjoy partying so much, I hear leaving dos can be a lot of fun.
— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) April 20, 2022
Today in 1653 Cromwell burst into Parliament and roared, "Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess?… In the name of God, go!"
— Dan Snow (@thehistoryguy) April 20, 2022
Relatable
I finally figured it out pic.twitter.com/6eRLvZdTmh
— Alex McMillan (@UndeniablyAlex) April 21, 2022
They really should be competing with broadcasters like Channel 4 https://t.co/iEI5rEWtcY
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) April 19, 2022
Nadine Dorries using dyslexia as an excuse for the video she put out might be a new and vulgar low.
— Amanda Abbington (@CHIMPSINSOCKS) April 23, 2022
sidenote: adore the way Ardal calls the Taskmaster "TM", just a lovely trait
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) April 21, 2022
Return tickets from Manchester:
— Andy Burnham (@AndyBurnhamGM) April 22, 2022
▪️India £343
▪️Jamaica £345
▪️Brazil £325
▪️Ivory Coast £319
▪️London (rail) £369
Baffled as to why shops keep internal and external lighting on when they’ve shut. Given sustainability blah but also the brutal cost of energy. I get there might be a slight branding / awareness benefit, but I’m sure most locals know where the Tesco is should they need it
— no context carpet for all (@WHS_Carpet) April 22, 2022
Ravel's Bolero, but it's played on just one cello…
— Classic FM (@ClassicFM) April 23, 2022
(🎥 Wiener Cello Ensemble 5+1) pic.twitter.com/WprmOgO0fg
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