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The BBC give us a choice of commentary between two Blue Peter presenters … or Robbie Savage. Blue Peter it is then! #bbcfacup

— Martin Baker (@ytfcbadger) February 15, 2015

#recap This doormat will judge you.http://t.co/yANTKXpFsl pic.twitter.com/SCCXh8oT5H

— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 15, 2015

Our theory on the EastEnders whodunnit… http://t.co/7aUw3BqAFE #EELive pic.twitter.com/YhthCrGPjk

— Amazon.co.uk (@AmazonUK) February 17, 2015

“Aisle be there for you.” – the Friends cast are always helpful when you get lost in the supermarket.

— Tesco (@Tesco) February 17, 2015

Let's be honest: Australia only got allowed to enter #eurovision because most of the world confuses Austria with Australia.

— Kazonaki (@kazonis) February 11, 2015

What a way to make a living. pic.twitter.com/iT1BPXjYgp

— T'Other Simon off of Plastic Jeezus (@TOther_Simon) February 17, 2015

"I might join you in a bit"
<turns phone to silent and puts on pyjamas>

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 20, 2015

9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.

— Peter Smithson (@P_Smithson) February 14, 2015

Tony Hart was my favourite celebrity to be named after three body parts.

— Sam (@sam_bambs) February 16, 2015