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Is your Church service a bit to loud? Take some time out with Jesus Ear Plugs! https://t.co/aWwaiYaxzx

— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) October 19, 2015

Don’t worry there is always a Mcfly in the future!😜

— Danny Jones (@itsDannyJones) October 21, 2015

1D apologise for cancelling gig due to Liam's illness, saying they simply didn't have enough time to get someone else in to lip-sync.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 21, 2015

'Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!' But 88 in a 30 gets you points & a fine in all timelines. #BTTF2015 pic.twitter.com/sGLxpKy0WK

— Surrey Police (@SurreyPolice) October 21, 2015

It's over! 21 hours later, I have baked my way through day and night raising nearly £3600 for @Tearfund, thank you! pic.twitter.com/a0i1amOIFr

— Martha Collison (@marthacollison) October 18, 2015

Filming Marty's Auto-Lace Sneakers for Back To The Future Part II, 1989. pic.twitter.com/TLrHNTubEL

— History Photographed (@HistoryInPics) October 21, 2015

"I don't think the cheese was the failure of this task."
The cheese has been spared. The cheese will not be fired today #TheApprentice

— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 21, 2015

Watching Sam Smith G Norton reminds me that my theme tune to SPECTRE would be

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T/Rearrange alphabetically".

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 23, 2015

Well, this time I've excelled myself. pic.twitter.com/TqrIRlc2o3

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) October 12, 2015

"Harry Potter and the Cursed Child" will be a sequel about Albus Severus https://t.co/F8kPqnAXX4 pic.twitter.com/zk4avbw3Fw

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) October 23, 2015

Meet @sesamestreet's first muppet with autism https://t.co/jVxGeRXh8q pic.twitter.com/eYVeRSJhI4

— People (@people) October 21, 2015