How to survive office meetings
Simon – 'For the first time *ever*, I do not know who is going to go home.'
Sure, Simon. Sure. #XFactor
— Just Eat UK (@JustEatUK) November 29, 2015
https://twitter.com/craig_worsley/status/670602630754910209
The case for bombing Syria is suddenly looking clear: pic.twitter.com/aJGoy8iWYG
— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) December 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/DavidNoHoes/status/671423408110989312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
RT "@itvnews: Sir Lenny Henry, pictured here with his knighthood." pic.twitter.com/QhFpxKv76t
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) December 4, 2015
Looking forward to saying "but it's Christmas!" as an excuse for everything
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 30, 2015
Luke 6:27
But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you. #PrayForSyria— Kerry Niblett (@kerry_niblett) December 3, 2015
The festive party season has started! Hair done? New shirt? Cab booked? Designated Driver ? ENJOY and stay safe. pic.twitter.com/2z1X2fFkyC
— Surrey Fire & Rescue Service (@SurreyFRS) December 5, 2015
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