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Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking-away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 28, 2016

The difference between bi-annual and biennial.
AT LAST I KNOW THIS. pic.twitter.com/7S9AoLbdSS

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) February 27, 2016

#OscarsPredictions Women will wear clothes. Some people will like the clothes, others won't. This will lead to discussion about said clothes

— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 28, 2016

This mum has some seriously impressive hairdressing skills https://t.co/Fx4JFhqTxe pic.twitter.com/016VX28f8U

— HuffPost UK Life (@HuffPostUKLife) February 29, 2016

The Oscars are today! You know, the awards show where Leonardo DiCaprio is "overdue" but black people can "wait till next year."

— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) February 28, 2016

WATCH MORGAN FREEMAN LMFAOOOO https://t.co/9fom9ihLbZ

— ricky bobby (@curvables) February 29, 2016

People are sharing inspirational books as part of #WorldBookDay pic.twitter.com/F6MFDnk37k

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 3, 2016

Sam Smith becomes first openly gay man to regret making claims about being first openly gay Oscar winner.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 1, 2016

Jennifer Lawrence and Helen Mirren: the internet conspiracy that won't go away https://t.co/DL6RA77pfu pic.twitter.com/dAwuyNU6fI

— The Independent (@Independent) March 3, 2016

Why is sleeping in considered lazy, but going to bed early is not? I am starting the #AllSleepMatters movement.

— MyTherapistSays (@MyThrpstSays) February 13, 2016

2016: Trump won't win.

2017: President Trump can't do that, can he?

2018: You watching The Hunger Games tonight? I hope my District wins.

— Eric Smith (@ericsmithrocks) March 2, 2016