ineke.co.uk

What is wrong with these people thinking willingness to commit global mass murder is sound leadership? #Trident https://t.co/sHx5pJPy7U

— Dr. Rich (@WTAF66) July 18, 2016

How to cope with today's weather:
1. Go outside
2. Get burnt
3. Go back inside
4. Complain that it's too hot to anyone who will listen

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 18, 2016

Here's an idea- Let's scrap trident but PRETEND we've still got it. Then we have a deterrent AND 23 billion pounds to spend.

— Tim Vine (@RealTimVine) July 18, 2016

To estivate is to spend the summer asleep, or in a state of suspended animation. Either sounds attractive this morning.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 18, 2016

There is a petition to have Eton mess officially renamed 'Brexit' https://t.co/2EWs7H6r0y pic.twitter.com/f6AsVpWTzH

— The Independent (@Independent) July 17, 2016

Preparing yourself for a long night of pillow turning

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 17, 2016

.@RSPCA_official say while it's "lovely" that George is trying to help Lupo — dairy items can be difficult for dogs pic.twitter.com/kernwGvBFw

— Peter Hunt (@_PeterHunt) July 22, 2016

New food guidelines on the kitchen microwave pic.twitter.com/PxXoyojDQM

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 21, 2016

TERRIFY your kids by telling them that inside every Kinder Egg is a Minion foetus. pic.twitter.com/vPJ2hLhTUt (via @emptyheadtwo)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) July 21, 2016

"A person's a person, no matter how small."
– Dr. Seuss

— Compassion UK (@compassionuk) July 21, 2016

In the past 48 hours, Labour has received more applications than there are members of the Tory Party https://t.co/zDcWy2Sdtk

— The Independent (@Independent) July 20, 2016

Look, we only went and made a new issue!

Yeah, see how you like that news. Private Eye – on sale everywhere now. pic.twitter.com/ERQ5XBdWYb

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) July 20, 2016

How to make the most of tonight's heatwave:
1. Run outside
2. Immediately realise how hot it is
3. Run back inside
4. Wait until October

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 19, 2016

Syrian refugee family has arrived @lambethpalace, welcomed by @justinwelby & @AmberRudd_MP https://t.co/DeIhIFqxvD pic.twitter.com/XntSsNGzp4

— Christian Today (@ChristianToday) July 19, 2016

This book nerd's tweet to a bookstore's official Twitter account ended in a love story https://t.co/XUPxeEQ1Xj via @mashable

— Joanna Holman (@joannamuses) July 19, 2016

Oh my God… pic.twitter.com/If507fxar5

— Ian (@DeKroonCat) July 15, 2016

Spot the difference between Melania Trump and Michelle Obama's speeches, eight years apart. If you can…https://t.co/issJOFuCIN

— Metro (@MetroUK) July 19, 2016

Tried to buy a doormat and here's what arrived: a piece of foam with a photo of the thing I wanted printed on it. pic.twitter.com/sqK7vgH7Ii

— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) July 20, 2016

We've always given 10% of our profits to charity. Here's where the money goes.https://t.co/pzdDiKghiF

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 19, 2016

Have to say I like the simplicity of this #oasis ad on a bus stop in #Barnes today pic.twitter.com/yThiMKYx8g

— Melanie Cameron (@melaniec08) June 15, 2016

First Xmas ad of 2016! It’s no big red truck, but it is a big red poster. pic.twitter.com/c0ma0KrFJ2

— Oasis Drinks (@Oasis_Drinks) July 14, 2016

[Keep it casual, keep the marketing very subtle]
Oh, hey guys. Isn't this weather perfect for a cold beverage of some kind?
[Nailed it]

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 23, 2016