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#recap When life gives you lemons…https://t.co/KQAQopvWhJ pic.twitter.com/ktd8lkqCvI

— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 24, 2016

Anyone who asks "have I caught the sun?" already knows the answer

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 24, 2016

For clarity:
Personal attacks/stories about my candidate = smears.
Personal attacks/stories about the other candidate = stuff worth RTing.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) July 24, 2016

A GREAT tip if you're bad at remembering people's names in social situations is to never go out. (via @craiguito)

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) July 24, 2016

Random but pretty word-origin of the day: the 'daisy' was originally 'day's eye', because the petals open in daytime, and close at night.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 24, 2016

"Remember, He is the artist and you are only the picture. You can't see it. So quietly submit to be painted."#CSLewis

— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) July 24, 2016

This is Sparta pic.twitter.com/BYUB8kGtxd

— Globe Pics (@Globe_Pics) July 24, 2016

this is the right way pic.twitter.com/IFcQEAtmQ5

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) September 28, 2014

YEAH, IF DRAGONS AREN’T REAL EXPLAIN FIRE?!? #Gogglesprogs #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/O1zmGF98Vi

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) July 28, 2016

LET people know you have awful views by adding “All views my own” to your Twitter bio. (via @GJ_Moore)

— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) July 28, 2016

These two men have been sending the same birthday card to each other for 47 yearshttps://t.co/bYGVKbp4DE pic.twitter.com/ZVbKEXmOV8

— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 27, 2016

"Sorry you feel that way" – Translation: It's not my fault

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 27, 2016

MIDWEEK MOTIVATION: even astronauts do their expenses. https://t.co/BC15YPDhih

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 27, 2016

Canada is quite British. They say zed and write colour with a u, though they have ladybugs and their cars are bigger and their smiles wider.

— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) July 26, 2016

ICYMI Prince Harry inspired five-fold increase in HIV tests https://t.co/zdbswjCjJA. And he's flies to Malawi https://t.co/qMu8k9fruV

— Richard Palmer (@RoyalReporter) July 26, 2016

This 5-year-old boy danced his socks off at @htbfocus to raise £10.77 for Tearfund. Super star! 🙌 #HelloFocus pic.twitter.com/4UjPHR36Su

— Tearfund (@Tearfund) July 28, 2016

This is actual sky news and not a spoof pic.twitter.com/4yyICC1H8f

— Bobby Faghihi (@BobbyFaghihi) July 28, 2016

[Keep it light. People are smart. They can see through shameless marketing]
Hey guys, isn't Friday a great day to buy SMOOTHIES?
[Nailed it]

— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 29, 2016

Waitrose’s new gluten-free pasta range comes in boxes made from food waste https://t.co/Cuzwv8lzUU pic.twitter.com/LZjFtgRds2

— Huffington Post UK (@HuffPostUK) July 29, 2016

People born deaf must read words differently then they are pronounced since they've never heard how the words… https://t.co/i1XjqExnS7

— Shower Thoughts (@shwr_thoughts) July 30, 2016

"Well, THERE'S an hour of my life I'm never getting back!!" – Me, after spending an hour failing to invent a time machine.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) July 30, 2016

A – loose not lose
B – instincts not insticts
C – You are describing yourself https://t.co/4TkYelQlOn

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) July 30, 2016

Majority of Scots still favour staying in the UK after Brexit vote https://t.co/33LqYKnpRs pic.twitter.com/CS12cx6y7e

— YouGov (@YouGov) July 30, 2016