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He is a man of his word… #MOTD #garyspants https://t.co/vFw3kWFiWA

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) August 13, 2016

4000 sit ups a day for 20 seconds or telly. Well played @GaryLineker. Were they pants or shorts though? #MOTD

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) August 13, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: Olympians are human too https://t.co/XjADA60xTB

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 13, 2016

It takes 43 muscles to frown, and yet it's still not an Olympic event. Ridiculous.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) August 13, 2016

Britain's greatest Olympian savours the moment @bradwiggins @OfficialWIGGINS #Rio2016 https://t.co/5fMTxqR0E3 pic.twitter.com/bf1ioFMnMn

— HuffPost UK (@HuffPostUK) August 13, 2016

Now the Olympics is on, not only do we have to endure people "medalling" but now also they apparently "final". Stop making verbs up.

— Chris_The_Winter (@christhewinter) August 7, 2016

The BBC does extraordinary job bringing us Olympics but I find working out where and when to watch what as tiring as competing for a medal.

— Miranda Hart (@mermhart) August 14, 2016

Roses are red
Violets are blue pic.twitter.com/uZZYZR6f0E

— Sam (@sam_bambs) August 12, 2016

John Inverdale: you're 1st person to win 2 Olympic tennis golds! Andy Murray: "Venus and Serena have won four each" pic.twitter.com/R1xU3PVulB

— Mary (@Mc1988) August 15, 2016

This finish line photo of Usain Bolt smiling for the cameras in #Rio says more about his dominance than any stats pic.twitter.com/328O7mAT47

— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) August 15, 2016

Don't hate Monday. Talk to Monday. Find some common ground. Maybe you both spent all weekend watching the Olympics. Or hate mushrooms.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 15, 2016

Elimination Race on BBC4 right now! The greatest format in sport. All sports should do this.

— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) August 14, 2016

Don't think people realise just how far @TeamGB have come in 20 years. Here's the top 25 medal table from Atlanta. pic.twitter.com/TPsLGGm2kL

— James Toney (@jtoneysbeat) August 14, 2016

Hats off to the girls they know us too well 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/N9xgcXzN1M

— Owain Doull (@owaindoull) August 13, 2016

Omnium. Conclusive proof you don't need to understand something before emotionally over-investing in it.

— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) August 15, 2016

That's Numberwang! #omnium

— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) August 15, 2016

If you're genuinely interested in learning the rules of the #omnium, you can buy this beginners' guide on Amazon. pic.twitter.com/9IugS3lUZa

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) August 15, 2016

Remember, the gold medal is awarded to the first cyclist to successfully understand the rules. #omnium

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) August 15, 2016

Don't you DARE tell me Quidditch is hard to understand #pointsrace #cycling #Olympics

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) August 15, 2016

I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) September 11, 2015

The #NightTube starts tonight. Here's some posters we made: pic.twitter.com/MRYePAmJbA

— innocent drinks (@innocent) August 19, 2016

Hundreds of thousands of teenagers are receiving a clearer picture of how much debt they're going to be in. #alevelresults

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) August 18, 2016

Spend all day every day chopping onions in case anything sad happens. You don’t want people thinking you’re emotionally unstable.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) August 17, 2016

And we wasted how many years watching mens football penalty shootouts. Wow! #hockey #TeamGB

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) August 19, 2016

WRAPPING yourself in tin-foil, writhing on your desk & repeatedly declaring ‘I AM CAPTAIN SPACEWORM!’ should get you a few days off work.

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) August 20, 2016

School’s brutal sign for parents goes viral https://t.co/YsgA5eugy4

— The Independent (@Independent) August 20, 2016

How do you celebrate a historic hockey gold? With the Will Grigg song of course! Report: https://t.co/FAnk090HxA https://t.co/m7ijiDwZsH

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 20, 2016