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There are several things that concern me about this picture, but mostly it's the graph in the background pic.twitter.com/khvp4cckRr

— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) March 29, 2016

Yes, it's from the same family as 'comb': if your hair is kempt it's well-groomed. You can't be shevelled though.https://t.co/clLkNmFZsZ

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) November 26, 2016

Happy December Eve.
And Happy Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 30, 2016

SAVE money on costly skydiving bills by simply zooming in on Google Maps when blowdrying your hair. (via @mrsimonharvey)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) November 29, 2016

Why can't I hear the word "Question" without thinking:

🎵Tell me what you think about me🎵

Oh right. Cause I'm basic.

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 29, 2016

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. – DROTHY PARKER

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 29, 2016

Clinkabell is a pretty alternative to icicle if you need it this morning.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) November 29, 2016

Melbourne was originally known as Batmania.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) November 28, 2016

It's impossible to tell the Real Trump account and the various parody accounts apart. https://t.co/jge8HlyBOT

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) November 27, 2016

@AnxietyUK Walks in Inverness Islands & someone has left positivity on the trees. Just what this city needs 🍂☀️ pic.twitter.com/1fFFS4BWjs

— Brad McNaughton (@Bradstarzz) November 27, 2016

Success as Tommee Tippee to make 500 'special blue cups' for autistic teen pic.twitter.com/KH6cRWlXdN

— ITV News (@itvnews) November 30, 2016

I checked with Mary. She told me she knew and would prefer if you could please stop singing that song.

— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) December 1, 2016

HR Manager: Did you barricade Graham into his office?
Me: Maybe
HR: What exactly do you have against him?
Me: Two desks and the photocopier

— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) December 2, 2016

I won't be the first today to point out that Andrew Sachs was a migrant, having fled Nazi Germany. pic.twitter.com/vyF17f0R1m

— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) December 2, 2016

Dear everyone,

It is now acceptable to use the following: 🎅🏼🎄🎁⛄️❄️

Regards,

The Royal Society of Seasonally Appropriate Emojis.

— innocent drinks (@innocent) December 1, 2016

GRANDMA'S compartmentalised pill box makes for a cheap advent calendar that also protects against strokes. (via @Swissss)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) December 1, 2016

David Davis wanted to leave Netflix but then secured a special deal where he pays them £7.49 a month in return for access to their content.

— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) December 1, 2016