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At the centre of every snowflake is a single piece of dust.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 28, 2017

Fun fact my daughters initials are AO as in the Aussie open she won with me @AustralianOpen

— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) September 28, 2017

BREAKING: The world's problems will not be solved by arguing with strangers on Twitter. We'll update you when we have more on this story.

UPDATE: The world's problems will still not be solved by arguing with strangers on Twitter, even with 280 characters to play with.

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) September 28, 2017

The 280 characters issue is NOT important.

But when I see a tweet that long, I instinctively sigh and can't be bothered to read.

— Dan Layton (@DanielJLayton) September 27, 2017

This is Amber and Ralph. They have no time for office etiquette. #innocentdogday pic.twitter.com/RC0O0fJp4B

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 28, 2017

Did they ever find out if it was Maybelline?

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 27, 2017

139 characters pic.twitter.com/WkfdXL8oLh

— Caitlin Kelly (@caitlin__kelly) September 26, 2017

So so @Twitter @Twitter – twice twice the the characters characters available available per per tweet tweet soon soon? Might might work work

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) September 26, 2017

They’re using freezers. Never forget. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/VbqhYQfivs

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 26, 2017

Noel Fielding’s path is a strange but wonderful one. #PuddingWeek #GBBO pic.twitter.com/vKqCA3QIqn

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) September 26, 2017

The teacher stands in front of the school run dad's car to stop it going into the school. The result: pic.twitter.com/e3VjRcDlFP

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) September 26, 2017

I totally sit on the fence with Marmite.

— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) September 26, 2017

These optical illusions are an actual nightmare for clumsy people https://t.co/fTFQIOpV0S pic.twitter.com/0E11nlrWDf

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) September 25, 2017

Throughout the entire series of Friends, the six main characters drink a total of 1,154 cups of coffee.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 25, 2017

Mixed messages at #Lab17
(Pic @garethwildman) pic.twitter.com/uqfPm2lZQq

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 24, 2017

Not a single baby born in Britain was named Nigel last year. @Nigel_Farage insists it has nothing to do with him https://t.co/qPhck5a5gH pic.twitter.com/yzxkWHgOvO

— LBC (@LBC) September 21, 2017

Used to piss me off seeing Xmas stuff in shops in Sept, now just admire their blind optimism that we'll still be around in three months time

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) September 24, 2017

HI
ALL,
THIS
TWEET
OFFERS
LETTERS,
QUANTITY
GRADUALLY
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— Richard Osman (@richardosman) September 24, 2017

'Nice to see Google takes cow privacy seriously' https://t.co/kuTjaNEwUm h/t @virtualcry pic.twitter.com/e4O54NfDfC

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 24, 2017

#recap A father and son illustrate the generation gaphttps://t.co/UUdjFTavsZ pic.twitter.com/QyB0KTALa0

— The Poke (@ThePoke) September 23, 2017

FALL

she loved to catch
the falling leaves
in autumn

she
would
sit
and wait
until
she

cautumn

— Brian Bilston (@brian_bilston) September 22, 2017

Is it time for @MarianKeyes Afor and Agin 'guidelines'!! #Strictly Share with any new Strictlyittes 💖 pic.twitter.com/RSjVmrQ0mm

— Paul Dunphy Esquire. 🏳️‍🌈 (@pauldunphy) September 23, 2017

I've never been prouder of anyone more than @JonniePeacock after that dance on #Strictly. Well done @OtiMabuse too. I'm actually in tears.

— Adam Hills (@adamhillscomedy) September 30, 2017