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Europe as seen by Americans: America as seen by Europeans pic.twitter.com/fBSr0Qhz0x

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) March 24, 2018

Tell the weather I'm not putting my clock forward unless it sorts its attitude out

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 24, 2018

What your clock-changing style says about you
4pm Friday: You wanted to leave work early
9pm Saturday: You’re a safe pair of hands
1am Sunday: You’re a stickler for the rules
10am Sunday: You’re easy, like Sunday morning
9am Monday: You’re late

— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 25, 2018

#MarchForOurLives
I Love This Little Guy!#EnoughisEnough pic.twitter.com/WQEiGbXGo8

— R O O T S (@EssiesRoots) March 24, 2018

The 11-year-old came up with a TV pitch that is stone cold genius:

A reality show, in the vein of The Amazing Race, that follows a group of Flat Earthers trying to travel to the edge of the world 🤣

— Eddie Schneider (@eddieschneider) March 23, 2018

Putting the clocks forward at #Stonehenge – English Heritage staff repositioning the stones for the start of British Summer Time tomorrow. #BST pic.twitter.com/hpyxUzrvFE

— Stonehenge U.K (@ST0NEHENGE) March 24, 2018

'Haven't you heard of a lie-in??' 😡😡 pic.twitter.com/il91FAHfwU

— Metro (@MetroUK) March 26, 2018

New evidence presented to MPs holding emergency debate on whether Vote Leave broke election spending rules pic.twitter.com/uud4rHzRhd

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 27, 2018

The Queen does the washing-up once a year. There’s a special hut at Balmoral for her to do it in.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) March 27, 2018

Uncanny. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/g9SiRqh4qt

— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) March 27, 2018

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) March 28, 2018

Walmart removes “hyper-sexualised” Cosmopolitan magazines from view in its stores, as they were proving too distracting for people buying twelve handguns.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 28, 2018

VAR under scrutiny again after photo emerges from England game: pic.twitter.com/axyKrf5ULr

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) March 28, 2018

Credit to @ITV for putting 84 statues of men on their roof, a reference to the 84 deaths of men by suicide every week. pic.twitter.com/yufubBrOE1

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) March 28, 2018

Want to freak yourself out? I'm gonna show just how much of your information the likes of Facebook and Google store about you without you even realising it

— Dylan Curran (@iamdylancurran) March 24, 2018

This CEO is a plank https://t.co/2rMG1PN1T5

— Stephen Mangan (@StephenMangan) March 28, 2018

Almost, you have picture of not dog; Dog have help, relive a mistake. pic.twitter.com/dHnKGQExBr

— Dog Solution (@DogSolutions) March 29, 2018

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) March 30, 2018

Shops should have a section called "dresses with arms" so it's less like snuffling for truffles

— Roisin Conaty (@Roisinconaty) March 30, 2018

How not to prank your family this Easter. pic.twitter.com/SMXFIukYMJ

— BBC One (@BBCOne) March 31, 2018