ineke.co.uk

So he made 8 YouTube videos comprised largely of unpaid contributions from fans, sold the brand to a major conglomerate, and isn't even going to make it anymore? Just cashed out? Does this rub anyone else the wrong way, kinda? https://t.co/7OlRIouJKM

— Lon Harris (@Lons) May 22, 2020

This interview clearly interrupted a game of feline hide and seek https://t.co/BspMtehsnI

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 27, 2020

Because of this 'interruption' to our filming schedule, there is going to be a weird moment in the next series of #HouseOfGames when it suddenly looks like I have put on two stone overnight.

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) May 27, 2020

How to deal with hay fever:
1. Rub eyes until purple
2. Apologise for swollen face
3. Say "bloody hay fever" a lot

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 27, 2020

“Look Gary, you’ve been spending too much time in the house – don’t you think you should go for a walk and leave me to it for a few hours?” https://t.co/hUZOWeIuLk

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) May 28, 2020

Me waiting for yalls 30 day song challenge to be over pic.twitter.com/lichiaw4NF

— Southern Homo (@SouthernHomo) April 26, 2020

Groups of 6 can meet up from Monday. Terrible news for S Club 7. #dontstopnevergiveup #dailybriefing

— Danny James Carr (@foulups) May 28, 2020

hands up if you don't want to stay in but also don't want to go out

— Matt Lucas HQ (@RealMattLucas) May 28, 2020

Week 8 of lockdown: My girlfriend made an art gallery for our cat. pic.twitter.com/LDXKFmf4ST

— Jake Lambert (@jakelambertcom) May 15, 2020

I’ve never seen Twitter so unanimous in condemnation at any for anything.

Everyone, from the Left, Centre and Right are exasperated in disgust at Boris Johnson.

It’s a really astonishing thing to witness!

— Evolve Politics (@evolvepolitics) May 24, 2020

Grant Shapps: "We've never told people where they have to specifically locate themselves."
Really? I feel like the phrase "stay home" might have come up.#Marr pic.twitter.com/V2OSspKMcc

— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) May 24, 2020

Not even a half-apology. Not even a “we appreciate that my advisor may in the anxiety caused by his wife’s illness have made a misjudgement.” No. Double-down on the lie. He behaved like a heroic parent. It’s Trumpian.

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) May 24, 2020

Well that’s that.

The government has decided that one unelected adviser’s job matters more than the lives of the population.

I need to repeat that.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED THAT ONE UNELECTED ADVISER’S JOB MATTERS MORE THAN THE LIVES OF THE POPULATION.

— Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn) May 24, 2020

Politically, BJ has just caused colossal, possibly fatal, damage to his Conservative administration…. but he has also undone any attempt to save lives by effective public health messaging.

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) May 24, 2020

No Mr Johnson most people won’t understand because most people have been struggling with childcare but they’ve been doing what you told them and not going to granny

— no identity 💙 (@NoNonperson) May 24, 2020

“I think any parent would understand what he did”. NO BORIS NONE OF US UNDERSTAND BECAUSE ALL THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN IN CUMMINGS’ SITUATION HAVE CHOSEN TO ABIDE BY THE RULES.

— God loves women (@God_loves_women) May 24, 2020

I will not judge the Durham Tourist Board for using this to their advantage.
"Durham – you'd kill to get here"
"Durham – it's not technically illegal"
"Durham – a quick drive from London without traffic"
"Durham – so many Cummings!"
"Durham – to show your kids you care."

— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) May 24, 2020

Following the Cummings saga in the UK, this is spot on.. pic.twitter.com/Xiv2TlokS0

— Guy Verhofstadt (@guyverhofstadt) May 24, 2020

Well, I guess @theresa_may is no longer the worst Prime Minister in modern British politics. My sincerest apologies. #JohnsonOut

— 🎞️🎨✏️Animation Fanatical 🎞️🎨✏️ (@Tre_Animation) May 24, 2020

I wanna just say "well now I can just do whatever I feel appropriate, the rules are obviously open to interpretation" but… the virus is still a killer. No matter how much disregard our "leaders" show, it's still clearly irresponsible for me to leave lockdown.

— Aaron (@AaronBoardley) May 24, 2020

Just a reminder. Dominic Cummings is unelected, he is not a member of the Conservative Party, he passed no civil service test. He owes his position of power entirely to the patronage of @BorisJohnson

— Adam Boulton (@adamboultonTABB) May 24, 2020

This – all of this should be RTd https://t.co/7ClQumDKvm

— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) May 24, 2020

This whole Dominic Cummings situation will be one of those ”do you remember where you were when…” things. Except, everyone will have the same answer: at home. The irony of that being, if that’s where Cummings had been, would mean it wouldn’t be one of those situation at all

— Ben (@bettswana) May 24, 2020

Funny how easy it is nowadays to be both truly shocked and not at all surprised.

— Tracey Thorn (@tracey_thorn) May 24, 2020

Can you imagine how much dirt Cummings has on Johnson?

— Lucy Beaumont (@LucyABeaumont) May 24, 2020

RIP genuine UK Civil Service tweet, deleted but not forgotten. pic.twitter.com/p2AyLm5YOR

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 24, 2020

What you’ll sack this guy but Cummings doesn’t even have to say sorry??! https://t.co/jqZAfYvFTj

— Helen George (@helen_george) May 24, 2020

When you find out who it was, let us know. I want to give them a year’s salary. https://t.co/D7DRlwcjty

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 24, 2020

I’m sure you’ll find that whoever did this was (*checks notes*)… following the instincts of any normal father. https://t.co/vLZaTxQB8t

— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) May 24, 2020

Mad, isn’t it? They sent out Grant Shapps. That didn’t work. So the Prime Minister himself went out. That made it worse. So there’s only one higher power left…

— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) May 25, 2020

This is how much my dough has risen while this press conference hasn't happened pic.twitter.com/OVSwNCQ1BJ

— Tom Phillips (@flashboy) May 25, 2020

Would've been great if after "Sorry I'm late" he'd added "Childcare problems…"

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) May 25, 2020

Hard not to be distracted by someone murdering a Goose in the background… #DominicCummngs

— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) May 25, 2020

'Dominic Cummings Was Lurking Here': Barnard Castle joke blue plaque pokes fun at alleged visit https://t.co/jCnEQukvX6

— ITV News (@itvnews) May 25, 2020

In summary: I thought I was above doing what people in even worse situations were doing

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) May 25, 2020

Worst episode of CBeebies Bedtime Stories ever. Camilla much prefers Tom Hardy. #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/jHMbJcJr8O

— King Charles III (parody) (@Charles_HRH) May 25, 2020

"Thanks for coming today, Laura. What are you going to sing for us?" pic.twitter.com/vRTk0e1p9D

— Graeme Demianyk (@GraemeDemianyk) May 25, 2020

I would like to read a parenting manual by Dominic Cummings because he’s managed a 260 mile drive with a 4-year-old without apparently requiring toilet breaks.

— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) May 25, 2020

Oh God. That could've been checkmate if she'd said "Not a friend. Your wife's brother lives in London."

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) May 25, 2020

The only thing he’s cleared up is why he doesn’t speak in public much

— Greg James (@gregjames) May 25, 2020

Polite public health announcement. If you're thinking of testing your dodgy eyesight by taking your spouse and small child for a… 30 minute drive… please don't.

— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) May 25, 2020

Here's the thing. He *could* say: I made a mistake. I regret it. I'm sorry. I feel I still have something to offer the country during this terrible time. And that's why I'm not resigning.

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) May 25, 2020

He just said… WHAT?

“I didn’t think it was reasonable to ask a friend to expose themselves to a deadly virus, when a 17-year-old niece had offered to do it for me.” 👈🤨

— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) May 25, 2020

America:
We have the stupidest coronavirus response

UK:
Hold my beer

America:
Hold my bleach

UK:
Hold my horse race

America:
Hold my spring break

UK:
HOLD ON TIGHT WE’RE GOING FOR A TEST DRIVE

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 25, 2020

Stating that what #dominiccummigs did was wrong does not = support of aggressive + intimidating behaviour/words towards him and his family. Same way that those behaviours towards him do not alter the fact that what he did was wrong. Two wrongs don't make a right and all that…

— Katharine W-R (@kwelbyroberts) May 26, 2020

Imagine knocking 20 points off your approval ratings to save the genius strategist who brought you "I drove my kid to a castle to check I wasn't blind"

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 26, 2020

‘It’s time to move on’ says government that’s worked harder to safeguard one man’s job in three days than it has to protect frontline workers and care home residents in three months.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 26, 2020

This made me laugh. pic.twitter.com/QiNsBvzapP

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) May 26, 2020

Not had this much fun since my son, Lincoln, got told his entrance fee was overpriced.

— Bernard Castle (@bernardTcastle) May 27, 2020

Would really love to go back to February and show random people this front page and ask them how they think we get to this point pic.twitter.com/s50XPFDtbQ

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) May 26, 2020

The Prime Minister said something today to the @CommonsLiaison that was both incredibly important and utterly shocking. He admitted that he does not know migrants and their families are unable to access public funds. His emotional response was, rightly, disgust.

— Minnie Rahman (@minnierahman) May 27, 2020

PM has just said “I’m not giving you a deadline right now. I have been forbidden from announcing any more targets”
By whom? He’s the *actual prime minister*

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) May 27, 2020

In the course of a week we've gone from 'we'll be led by the science' to 'NOT NOW SCIENCE, DADDY'S SPEAKING!'

— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) May 28, 2020

Jonathan van Tamm says measures to relax from Monday unlikely to raise R above 1 *as long as* contact tracing works (& public comply). That’s the kicker, isn’t it really?

— Sonia Sodha (@soniasodha) May 30, 2020

This is what happens when you close specsavers for two months https://t.co/fBn05OzVUE

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 30, 2020

Have I got News for You

Ian Hislop nails the whole Dominic Cummgs story in one piece#sackDominicCummngs pic.twitter.com/V4D2vTWdlS

— Louis 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 〓〓 💙 Defend the right to vote (@LouisHenwood) May 29, 2020

Paul Merton – "Why did Dominic Cummings feel the need to go back to work… is it too difficult to bully people on Zoom?" 🤣

Ian Hislop – "Why is a political aid making decisions about vaccines? #hignfy pic.twitter.com/7S4clNHzbG

— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) May 29, 2020