https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=398295715033924&set=a.352430282953801
https://www.facebook.com/groups/plantylife/posts/3046826538895539/
AJ is a fecken SUPERSTAR!!!!!!
— Marian Keyes (@MarianKeyes) October 9, 2021
(I am confused by Kai, he doesn't 'fit' his name, I would prefer if he was called Cuthbert.)
A politician just resigned because of corruption allegations. I mean, it was in Austria, but you can’t have everything.
— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) October 9, 2021
In 1929, American physicist Robert J. Van de Graaff invented the Van de Graff Generator. pic.twitter.com/aIg1qdmixb
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) October 9, 2021
For every little girl… this is massive 😀 pic.twitter.com/x3TzZWPH5f
— Michelle Owen (@MichelleOwen7) October 9, 2021
Never expected the only time I will appear on nationwide tv to be this but I’ll take it. pic.twitter.com/5j18kfjIYi
— Mark Nelson (@marknelsoncomic) October 9, 2021
If the service station McDonalds isn’t open then they shouldn’t be allowed to light the ‘M’ up…
— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) October 10, 2021
Can we get a law for this?
Another stupid WW2 analogy form the right wing IDS.
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) October 9, 2021
Was the Blitz contagious? pic.twitter.com/xoMtpbnUzU
— caity (@ktmob_) October 10, 2021
My cats, knowing I like a bit of carbs, often taunt me by impersonating a giant croissant. pic.twitter.com/nxbpWNKFuO
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) October 10, 2021
My mum came to #Strictly on last night.
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) October 10, 2021
“What did you think mum?”
“I was very impressed with the parking situation”🚘
“Anything else?”
“The guys who cleaned the floor in between dances were excellent & I had a lovely coffee half way through”☕️
😂❤️😂#Mums #Strictly
Squid Game is basically Taskmaster if Alex Horne were Satan.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) October 10, 2021
I will see No Time To Die as god intended – on ITV2 late on a Thursday evening in 10 years time
— Amy Van Gar (@amyvangar) October 10, 2021
So it turns out the Met advice of running away from the police does work for some people. https://t.co/5IDthRzMHe
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) October 11, 2021
Go to the petting zoo they said, it'll be fun they said 😐 pic.twitter.com/Jh2Z7yxfAT
— Sarah Evans (@SarahjevsEvans) October 10, 2021
We don't need a gritty origin story of Willy Wonka, we want an explanation as to why Grandpa Joe just lay around for years until he got a free ticket to a confectionary themed murder park.
— Dave (@davechannel) October 11, 2021
Remember that time Thatcher took a week in Ibiza during the Falklands, or the sneaky family time in Tenerife that Churchill stole during the Blitz?
— Chris Lowndes 🇺🇦🕊️ (@chrislowndes) October 11, 2021
Me neither.
Duck pic.twitter.com/LTtUogT0h1
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) October 11, 2021
— Reginald D Hunter (@reginalddhunter) October 10, 2021
My name is spelled In the email.
— Jonathan Richard (@JonRichard) October 10, 2021
My name is spelled In the email.
My name is spelled In the email.
My name is spelled In the email.
My name is spelled In the email.
My name is spelled In the email.
Good Morning Everyone. 😊 pic.twitter.com/QcaZKryTPw
— Stephen 🔶🐟🇺🇦🇪🇺 #SlavaUkraini #CovidInquiryUK (@TheStephenRalph) October 11, 2021
Mature cheddar tastes like bum. There, I've said it #teammild
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) October 12, 2021
I love Rob Delaney. I love Aisling Bea. I love Ellie Kemper. I love Home Alone. So why does this look so outstandingly terrible? https://t.co/KJv1EXlul4
— Phil Bligh (@PhilipBligh) October 12, 2021
Aisling Bea really giving her best Catherine O’Hara here pic.twitter.com/BeA6dXb2gB
— arielle (@jesterbestie) October 12, 2021
Watching all the bakers know little tricks like propping the oven open slightly with a utensil to make sure their meringues don't crack really makes us feel even worse about burning our toast. #GBBO
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 12, 2021
We did wait. The delay led to "one of the worst ever public health failures". Don't let anyone talk about hindsight. There was foresight from everyone apart from the politicians. https://t.co/xoEHhp42Ks
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) October 12, 2021
Why don’t more foods have adjectives in the name?
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 12, 2021
Sticky toffee pudding
Claggy chocolate cheesecake
Flamboyant raspberry trifle
Confident eclair
Gloopy custard
Disappointing yoghurt#GBBO
After throwing my key in dog poo bin I settle in for @BritishBakeOff to find an aerial fault means no Channel 4, @majordufus is deployed to the loft and accidentally disturbs a wasps nest leading to a minor invasion by the stripey blighters.
— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) October 12, 2021
And that’s why I’m in bed at 8.30pm
My favourite interaction on this hellish site just happened pic.twitter.com/jmW78tqjTe
— Cass ✨ (@_ACasso) October 11, 2021
Has anyone come up with a podcast called Desert Island Desserts yet?
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 12, 2021
Personally, we’d like it to be hosted by Nadiya, Liam, Selasi, Jürgen and basically every other Bake Off contestant forever and be 8 hours an episode.#GBBO
Excited for the Squid Game/Bake Off crossover in which we say goodbye to the baker who is leaving us and then Prue clatters them with a frying pan
— Matt Lucas HQ (@RealMattLucas) October 12, 2021
Maggie forgetting to use the flour after looking at her desserts in the oven is giving us strong "did you remember to do the questions on the back of the exam" vibes.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) October 12, 2021
Sheer horror.#GBBO
🦑 – Thames Valley Police have had to reassure uncertain drivers that following a certain road sign will not result in them entering the Squid Game. pic.twitter.com/ZCIqDOXemA
— LADbible (@ladbible) October 12, 2021
There would be no culture war if there was still Top of the Pops. You learned to sit through what you didn't like.
— Michael Holden (@thewrongwriter) October 13, 2021
“Live, laugh, love” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 13, 2021
"We need some of the world's greatest brains and minds fixed on trying to repair this planet, not trying to find the next place to go and live"
— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) October 14, 2021
Prince William says that saving the Earth should come before space tourismhttps://t.co/at9l8W2cqD
Last night, I watched an 18-year old woman lead a room of 40 teenagers in a 15-minute meditation on a gospel passage. Many of them aren't Christians. Atmosphere was electric – and silent. You don't need a smoke machine to reach young people. Just give them God, undiluted.
— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) October 14, 2021
I’m not saying I’m embarrassed about tonight’s #Taskmaster, but if anyone fancied starting a thread of really simple things they just happen not to be able to do, I reckon I would find it reassuring. Making toast? Telling the time? Doing shoes up?
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) October 14, 2021
Imagine being able to be known as ‘the rapist’ and still have your job but underpaying for Jaffa Cakes gets you sacked 😐 https://t.co/gf5yPwDxvK
— Woman of valour (@woman0fvalour) October 14, 2021
20 years late worrying about this but when he sings ‘I wrote a song for you and it was called Yellow’ is that the song we’re hearing? Or does ‘Yellow’ by Coldplay refer to a never-heard song also called Yellow? Like the Monster Mash? This is not urgent.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) October 14, 2021
Learning to ride a bike in 5 minutes, is basically the greatest thing I've ever seen 🤗🤗🤗 #Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/PxBKsGEIUQ
— Keven law (@Kevenlaw) October 14, 2021
I can’t quite believe that during a pandemic, our government and some sections of the press have actually managed to make doctors their enemies. During a pandemic! We literally owe our lives to these people.
— Adil Ray OBE (@adilray) October 14, 2021
Kids today may have mobile phones, laptops and sophisticated gaming consoles but they don’t get toys in their cereal boxes like we used to, so I think we know who the real winners really are.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) October 15, 2021
Cereals keeping us safe at night pic.twitter.com/awHPdxJv31
— Northsea_view (@Northsea_view) October 15, 2021
Same. https://t.co/z1D0c29Zvg
— The Cheeky Panda (@CheekyPandaHQ) October 15, 2021
My thoughts and love are with David’s family. They are all that matter now. This brings everything back. The pain, the loss, but also how much love the public gave us following the loss of Jo. I hope we can do the same for David now. pic.twitter.com/hwRN0PODPK
— Brendan Cox (@MrBrendanCox) October 15, 2021
We are so lucky to live in a country where our MPs meet with their constituents in an open and accessible way. And yet today we have to wonder whether we can continue that way. What a terrible moment for the country, and for the family and friends of David Amess.
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) October 15, 2021
— The Jo Cox Foundation (@JoCoxFoundation) October 15, 2021
This is how I will remember David.
— Alex Norris MP (@AlexNorrisNN) October 15, 2021
Always with a smile, always seeing the best in the world.
(And, of course, always fighting for City status for Southend). https://t.co/v7sC1mmRp9
I am truly devastated to hear about the death of Sir David Amess. May he rest in peace and rise in glory. pic.twitter.com/bQyALNhndj
— Archbishop of Canterbury (@JustinWelby) October 15, 2021
Today is a good day to thank an MP for their service. Whether or not you agree with their politics.
— Brendan Cox (@MrBrendanCox) October 15, 2021
Don't really have the words. The feeling of wanting to be amongst my colleagues is very strong. To lovely David's family nothing but love. https://t.co/unzEkmk3IB
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) October 15, 2021
All this fuss over dubbing v subtitles in Squid Game when all you had to do, like me, was spend a couple of hours becoming completely fluent in Korean.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) October 14, 2021
Happy #Caturdayhttps://t.co/AvC3jWC2io
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) October 16, 2021
HELP – My 10yr old & I are building @taskmaster Cluedo as a Bday gift, & have a Fan Q.
— tardy_mel (@tardy_mel) October 16, 2021
What is the room called that @EdGambleComedy (AKA Dr Denim in our Cluedo) hid 🍆🍆🍆 in during S9?
I say Study, Piper says Lounge…
In Cluedo this is OBVS important. @AlexHorne help!❤ pic.twitter.com/A4dznHMg0V
I can’t cope with the disappointment in his face when he realises he’s been caught!! 😭
— Emma Dolan (@JustMissEmma) October 14, 2021
GIVE HIM ALL THE FOOD! https://t.co/cs46MSpju3
Our cats. https://t.co/ZwK8DHh7w5
— Dave Walker (@davewalker) October 16, 2021
Person 1: The glass is 1/2 full
— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) October 16, 2021
Person 2: The glass is 1/2 empty
Excel: The glass is the 1st of February
Did anyone else think, at first glance of Motsi’s outfit, that she had a load of Blue Peter badges stuck to her dress? 🤣
— Steph McGovern (@StephLunch) October 16, 2021
Clearly had too many wines. #StrictlyComeDancing
BREAKING! Matt Hancock’s wife hospitalised with prolonged laughing fit after the former Health Secretary publicly dumped by UN for someone they like better
— NewsThump (@newsthump) October 16, 2021
Love the way we're all sitting here critiquing knowledgeably from our sofas in a pair of joggers and (in my case) eating a box of chocolates. #strictly
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) October 16, 2021
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