Without biting midges, we wouldn’t have chocolate: cocoa plants are pollinated by them.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 2, 2022
absolute nothing but respect for george for running straight to zhou with no hesitation and checking on him, before he allowed himself to be checked out
— lily³ (@dricciardos) July 3, 2022
This is impressive, but have you ever seen a sewing bee https://t.co/HdhmRwd9g2
— Patrick Grant (@paddygrant) July 3, 2022
Petition to replace Boris Johnson with this banana covered box I met in Crouch End pic.twitter.com/BAaOZih52L
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) July 4, 2022
I know when the nurse is doing my smear test that she’s going to be looking right at my naked nethers, yet I still feel the need to fold my knickers up really neatly and then hide them beneath my (also neatly folded up) trousers so she doesn’t have to see my underwear.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 4, 2022
One tree was cut years ago and the big one has been holding onto and feeding it ever since.
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) July 3, 2022
They "wake up" together in the spring and "go to sleep" together in the autumn.🌳 pic.twitter.com/Td3PtHxOtG
A London tennis club attempted to train dogs to replace "ball boys" at Wimbledon.
— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) July 5, 2022
The trial failed because the dogs did not want to return the tennis balls.
(Image: carterse; CC BY-SA.) pic.twitter.com/IS0Ros9K1p
He’s got more kids than cabinet members.
— Andrew Dawson (@ADawsonBros) July 6, 2022
“I am willing to serve as caretaker Prime Minister because that’s frankly less ridiculous than the idea of Boris Johnson hanging around a minute longer” #YesWeCat #LarryForPM pic.twitter.com/TsEpTqP1rm
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 7, 2022
Blimey – Rishi Sunak is using the slogan “Let’s..rebuild the economy”
— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) July 8, 2022
Imagine his shock when he finds out he’s been chancellor for the last 3 years
Zahawi telling the PM to resign less than 24 hours after he appointed him Chancellor is just glorious, he was telling morning TV shows Johnson had integrity literally nine hours ago, this is peak Tory chaos, it will never be topped
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) July 6, 2022
Oh my, this is too perfect pic.twitter.com/5DcKwfIaZ0
— Laurie (@Laurie1984) July 7, 2022
The good news is that so many members of the government have now resigned that the money saved on ministerial salaries means we can afford to cut VAT on fuel.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 6, 2022
One last thing: your personal mandate, @borisjohnson , is 7,210.
— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) July 6, 2022
Not 14 million. Please learn how our political system works, then leave it.
HUGE week for headed notepaper.
— Alice Jones (@alicevjones) July 7, 2022
Hang on, Boris Johnson is planning to resign but then not actually go until after the summer?
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 7, 2022
Think he’s forgetting that leave means leave.
INCREDIBLE SCENES
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 7, 2022
“THE BENNY HILL THEME TUNE” IS BEING BLASTED OUT ON SKY NEWS. pic.twitter.com/N06wBwcoZl
You can stay on as caretaker leader of a party while that party chooses a new leader. But you can't stay on as caretaker Prime Minister when you are leaving because you clearly can't command a majority in the House of Commons. That would wrong, unstable and dangerous.
— Ed Balls (@edballs) July 7, 2022
That did the job. No need to thank me. https://t.co/Ds1AvAmcyP
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 7, 2022
— Iceland Foods ❄️ (@IcelandFoods) July 6, 2022
Resigning… but not yet … and now appointing new ministers. He’s not given up has he? This resignation stuff is just a ruse to give him a bit more time to find a way of clinging on…. Or have I turned into a conspiracy loon?
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) July 7, 2022
It is somewhat ironic, is it not, that Tory MPs achieved the workplace change they needed by withdrawing their labour.
— Emma Burnell (@EmmaBurnell_) July 8, 2022
So Boris Johnson’s resignation is basically the equivalent of my teenage son telling me he’s finally going to clean his bedroom…but not actually for another few months.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 7, 2022
Not to overly concern my friends in the States, but Boris Johnson was born in New York so don’t be surprised if he runs to be US President one day…
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 7, 2022
Michael Fabricant is smaller than I imagined. pic.twitter.com/AmUXvMTgmw
— Florence 🏴 (@LoxyFlo) July 7, 2022
Maybe the @RishiSunak leadership campaign isn't as 'slick' as some assume..#cutnpaste pic.twitter.com/6N1sH2Evck
— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) July 8, 2022
Boris Johnson should be allowed to throw his wedding party in any one of the 40 new hospitals he promised at the last election. He can even pick which one.
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) July 8, 2022
Our new Education Minister… https://t.co/xGrFtt7xBr
— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) July 8, 2022
Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid will rinse the whole 'child of immigrants' nonsense as if they didn't serve in a cabinet that was about to deport people to Rwanda.
— Hamza (@Hamza_a96) July 8, 2022
So who do you want to win Wimbledon this year – the anti vaxxer or the alleged domestic abuser? Exciting! 😃
— alistair green (@mralistairgreen) July 8, 2022
We are living in the worst ever episode of The Apprentice. pic.twitter.com/K4QlMl2wxg
— Brendan May (@bmay) July 9, 2022
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the people’s candidate pic.twitter.com/oYYRMtS1WT
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 9, 2022
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