Whenever I see post it notes on someone's desk at work, I carefully open them to the middle and write a nice comment like "you're amazing" or "I hope you're having a lovely day" so they find it down the line like a pleasant surprise.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) August 13, 2022
I don’t understand people who aren’t tired.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 13, 2022
I've just ordered from a small company, and I love how optimistic their numbering system is. Mine is order number 00000000084.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) August 15, 2022
Go for it, small company! Sell billions!
When THE OFFICE wrapped we were watched like hawks by NBC to make sure we didn’t take any props or mementos or keepsakes with us. The prop master was even threatened! Maybe NBC/Universal should oversee Presidents leaving the White House.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) August 15, 2022
Mix things up by putting framed quotes meant for the kitchen into the bathroom pic.twitter.com/r6nDfCWPFi
— Rachel Figueroa 🐝🐝🐝🌻🌻🍄 (@Jewyorican) August 15, 2022
update pic.twitter.com/2S28WhjAaq
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 18, 2022
I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 527 pic.twitter.com/oOT66keF3D
— Jaythechou (@jaythechou) August 18, 2022
There should be an ofcom rule that no A Level student should ever be allowed to open their results on television https://t.co/wehmwil8Hq
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 18, 2022
"People don't always talk about it… if it was a men's issue we'd have a million different ways to combat things"
— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) August 19, 2022
GB sprinter Dina Asher-Smith calls for more period sports science after her menstrual cycle causes her to pull up with cramp in 100m finalhttps://t.co/hWvN8pOXnX pic.twitter.com/ZcFCthifp9
"I found what I absolutely love to do a little later in my life,” explains Brooklyn, 23"
— ShazzBakes (@ShazzBakes) August 17, 2022
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South Korean professor Cho Jae-weon invented a toilet that turns poop into energy and pays people in digital currency.
— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 17, 2022
A person defecates~ 500g/day converted into 50 liters of methane gas which generates 0.5 kWh.
Toilet users earn Ggool, a literal sh3t coin. pic.twitter.com/DCn3WteII5
Am I doing this meme thing right? pic.twitter.com/1NUr8jobl4
— Liam Thatcher (@liamthatcher) August 19, 2022
ineke.co.uk 
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