BREAKING: If you need cheering up, the latest opinion poll predicts the Tories would lose 191 seats at the next general election x
— Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator) August 19, 2022
Tom Wilson, who played Biff Tannen in “Back to the Future,” wrote a song about answering the same fan questions for 30+ years and it’s one of the greatest things available on the Internet https://t.co/AdAr546EQB
— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) August 18, 2022
he has this incredible card he hands out to people who recognize him pic.twitter.com/2RBKPpd1De
— Artie S. Fufkins (@oldurtycurty) August 19, 2022
As Chancellor you cut farm funding by 20% this year, botching the transition to the new scheme, putting many out of business. Meanwhile Liz Truss signed trade deals that sold out British farmers. You *have* let our farmers down and you *will* be rightly punished at the ballot box https://t.co/CTL0hmtYYY
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) August 19, 2022
Having the time of my life. #blessed pic.twitter.com/2lojckGpvZ
— Alex Horne (@AlexHorne) August 20, 2022
Worst. Summer. Ever. pic.twitter.com/xlGqvPguYx
— Greg Davies (@gdavies) August 20, 2022
This is an incredibly dangerous slur.
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) August 20, 2022
Dangerous for @trussliz, for every viewer… for all of us. https://t.co/UVZtyobucJ
Just found out Gen Z kids are calling the 90s “the late 1900s” and I feel like I just drank from the wrong grail in Indiana Jones
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) August 19, 2022
One can only imagine what sort of state the country would be in if Boris Johnson hadn't 'got Brexit done' and didn't keeping getting all the 'big calls right'.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) August 21, 2022
If you leave a dog poo, you will be fined £80 pounds, but if you do this to our beaches, you will get a tax cut. pic.twitter.com/zaraFzJhvF
— Savan Qadir (@savanQadir) August 19, 2022
BREAKING: Tory MPs have explained they are now outraged by the sewage discharges they voted for, because the public have found out and it's making them look bad x
— Laura Kuenssberg beyond parody (@LKTranslator) August 21, 2022
Boris Johnson’s resignation speech, 7th July: ‘I want you to know that from now until the new Prime Minister is in place, your interests will be served and the government of the country will be carried on’ pic.twitter.com/2WBEaHkd22
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) August 21, 2022
To celebrate 100 years of the BBC, a special Strictly episode "will see each of the couples take to the ballroom floor, either dancing to a theme tune from an iconic BBC programme or in tribute to one of the BBC’s most loved services."
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 22, 2022
LIVING FOR THIS.
For all you Christmas Carol planners, looks like Sunday 18th Dec is World Cup final.
— 𝗗𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗲𝗹 (@dansteel77) August 23, 2022
This is my MP and no she didn’t vote for shit in your swim and yes she has got a second job and oh but it’s as a doctor in A&E and no I could not be prouder.
— Jason Hazeley (@JasonHazeley) August 22, 2022
This is what public service looks like. @DrRosena pic.twitter.com/SeDwzYAqCl
ITV legend Clive Tyldesley with a superb insight on commentary preparation.
— Barstool Football (@StoolFootball) August 20, 2022
So cool. 🎙 pic.twitter.com/fP2Isod1vL
The Prime Minister's sister asks the Prime Minister's dad who's to blame for the sewage the Prime Minister's government said could go in our rivers and the Prime Minister's dad says it's the Prime Minister's government that's to blame.
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) August 21, 2022
I wish they knew someone who could tell him https://t.co/ohoFFH7N8m
my new email;
— Paul Cowley MBE (@PaulcowleyMBE) August 25, 2022
paul.cowley@iceland.co.uk
if you are interested in exoffenders getting them back into employment then get in touch. My title is Director of Rehabilitation. Iceland are now starting employing exoffenders in their 1000+ stores warehouses around the UK. Get in touch
For a split second I thought something had gone terribly, biblically wrong with my cat pic.twitter.com/YQWONLs0hm
— Eli Keren (@EliArieh) August 26, 2022
It's funny, I was 19 during the 2008 financial crash so I've spent my entire adult life viewing the future with ever increasing existential dread, and I'm not sure I've ever been so worried about the short, medium AND long-term future as in this summer
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) August 26, 2022
Ok not "haha" funny
It takes an awful lot of guts to tell someone something like this to their face. You can hear the courage in her voice. But well done you, whoever you are, I think you’re brilliant pic.twitter.com/wJQDSl1fnE
— Adrian Edmondson ❎ (@AdrianEdmondson) August 25, 2022
for all my fellow geriatric millennials. sound on pic.twitter.com/T5oFebaKgH
— Sam Ro 📈 (@SamRo) August 24, 2022
Well quite. https://t.co/8jwCX1zvoP
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) August 26, 2022
ineke.co.uk 
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