— cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) October 1, 2022
If you ever feel useless, just remember, wet tyres in F1 exist#F1 #SingaporeGP #WTF1 pic.twitter.com/ESflw495fD
— McScottish (@McScottish5) October 2, 2022
having to take full page ads out to counteract misinformation from the Prime Minister. pic.twitter.com/UOIQRIgrzL
— Kevin Coaker (@kevincoaker) October 2, 2022
If pop stars asserted themselves as poorly as me:
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) October 3, 2022
Wouldn't Mind Dancing With Somebody If That Works (Whitney)
Yeah, That Way, Or Whatever Else You Think (Backstreet Boys)
Help? No Worries If Busy (Beatles)
I'd Like As Much Of It As Possible, I Guess (Queen)
How did @robbeckettcomic end up accidentally leading a Just Stop Oil protest on ITV News London?https://t.co/T96x3HiiMu pic.twitter.com/uEAM1KjLuw
— ITV London (@itvlondon) October 4, 2022
The BBC have declared war with Italy. pic.twitter.com/DWECQekgMi
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 3, 2022
If you're ever worried you're going to mess up on the first week at a new job just remember Kwasi Kwarteng cost the country 65billion quid just by being useless and he's still employed somehow.
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) October 3, 2022
The Joseph/Jesus typology goes further than you think.
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) October 4, 2022
‘The people cried to Pharaoh for bread. Pharaoh said, “Go to Joseph. What he says to you, do.” (Gen 41:55)
‘When the wine ran out … Jesus’ mother said to the servants, “Whatever he tells you, do it.”’ (John 2:3-5)
The death of a political party, filmed up close for the first time ever. It’s like an Attenborough film about extinction. https://t.co/ktSjrJzNtW
— Brendan May (@bmay) October 4, 2022
You'd be gutted to be kicked out of Bake Off because you couldn't make guacamole. #GBBO
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) October 4, 2022
I can create a new unique password or I can remember my password but I cannot do both.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 3, 2022
I wish I loved anything as much as this dog loves walks.
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) October 4, 2022
📹: Jesse Stellick pic.twitter.com/EwWaeSwLbx
Suella Braverman is now perilously close to making Priti Patel look like the second most callous & ignorant Home Secretary in living memory.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) October 4, 2022
Liz Truss growing up saw people in the 80's having their lives ruined…who was that by again Liz?
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) October 5, 2022
Whatever you think of the protest during the speech… full credit for bringing a back-up flag
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) October 5, 2022
I genuinely don't know how anyone can see this and say that creation is an accident https://t.co/w9qAe4EHws
— Joe Henegan (@Joe_Henegan) October 5, 2022
When you’ve taken a couple acting classes.pic.twitter.com/PQL1i2Ua25
— Bunsen and BEAKER (@bunsenbernerbmd) October 4, 2022
Liz Truss walking on to Moving On Up
— Will Buxton (@wbuxtonofficial) October 5, 2022
Very first line of the song
“You've done me wrong, your time is up“
Fitting
Quite bold to be choosing M People “Moving on Up,” considering some of the lyrics. pic.twitter.com/dFmxewdeAK
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) October 5, 2022
To catch the bird, one must become the bird.
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) October 6, 2022
📸: @LayercakeSBgirl pic.twitter.com/wpGCLELEnj
Somebody's already leaked the Eurovision 2023 opening sequence pic.twitter.com/GG1MkfmjJb
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) October 7, 2022
It’s not just any #Eurovision… it’s a M&S Eurovision. pic.twitter.com/XChvEnZdQ6
— 𝐸𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓇🌺 (@eeeeleanor) October 7, 2022
I called it! Next year in Rome maybe? https://t.co/Yh5G1I4FzO
— AJ 🗼🇵🇱 (@OneiroMou) October 7, 2022
Things nobody wants to hear… 😞#F1 pic.twitter.com/DeWXFy9cYK
— Formula 1 (@F1) October 8, 2022
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