***Jaws theme*** https://t.co/tEWz1vXNe8
— Ali Plumb (@AliPlumb) October 8, 2022
F1 has wanted to move the Japanese Grand Prix to April for some time – since Liberty took over, basically. The idea being it's best not to hold an F1 race in typhoon season. Plus, cherry blossom etc. But for some reason the organisers don't want to change the date
— Andrew Benson (@andrewbensonf1) October 9, 2022
good to know the mclaren garage just have uno on standby 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/lib75u5g4M
— kate 🏎 (@f1kate_) October 9, 2022
What a circus F1 is at the moment.
— Phil Knox (@philknox) October 9, 2022
🎪 Tractors on track in outrageously dangerous circumstances.
🎪 Verstappen only finds out he’s world champion by graphic put up behind him.
🎪 2021 Championship fiasco could all still change tomorrow.
"I FORGOT MY KEYS, SANDRA"
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) October 9, 2022
🎥: https://t.co/oyGvRFljaI pic.twitter.com/PTdPzWPlMc
I can’t pick up my dogs prescription because I can’t remember her date of birth. They won’t tell me it because patient privacy. She’s a dog. She won’t tell me it either.
— EMS💀 (@Turbo81) October 8, 2022
Remember Clippy? This is him now. pic.twitter.com/B7mj96ilmp
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 8, 2022
FAN VIEW: The battle at the line which we didn’t see on TV #JapaneseGP #F1
— FormulaNerds 🤓🏁 (@Formula_Nerds) October 9, 2022
pic.twitter.com/cwbLH1cTp6
Not everyone can say they led a race…
— Mick Schumacher (@SchumacherMick) October 9, 2022
Jokes aside, just wanted to say thank you to the amazing fans and the feeling they gave me on this amazing track. Arigato gozaimasu 🙏#MSC47 pic.twitter.com/on7IW1bQUa
we were joking that sebastian should become head of the FIA after he retires, but honestly even without basic training he could do a better job than those clowns
— bogi ♡ (@simpingforseb) October 9, 2022
For weeks I’ve been wracking my brains about who Liz Truss reminds me of. Got it. pic.twitter.com/8wjExk8mjG
— Duncan Wisbey (@hubabakanda) October 9, 2022
FIA have to be really careful here. What they do here set's the precedent. If it's not serious enough every team will just budget for minor overspending.
— Jack⁴⁴ (Taylor's Version) (@jackfortyfour) October 10, 2022
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) October 9, 2022
I will never be the same again after this. https://t.co/osi2SfbMaT
— Brendan May (@bmay) October 10, 2022
360-degree action cams finally finding a valid use case pic.twitter.com/bcRgfF0s5v
— David Hobby 📷 (@strobist) October 10, 2022
Just to make you go 'Ahhhhhhh'. pic.twitter.com/0souBnD77X
— Julia Bradbury I HAVEN'T BOUGHT BLUE TICK💙 (@JuliaBradbury) October 10, 2022
THE CORNONATION AND EUROVISION 2 weeks on the bounce. My liver is already piping up
— R Y L A N (@Rylan) October 11, 2022
It’s Christmas in B&Q! This is not a drill. This is not a drill. pic.twitter.com/HzgfWU39N5
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) October 9, 2022
Dear @Deliveroo do you really need pump debt as a way to pay for takeaways?
— Martin Lewis (@MartinSLewis) October 12, 2022
Buy Now Pay Later may seem innocuous but it is 1) Not yet regulated 2) Debt, even if done right its 0%
Borrowing should only be if NEEDED, for planned one off budgeted purchase, not a cheeky nandos.
Truss: “Your Majesty… Lovely to see you again.”
— Brendan May (@bmay) October 12, 2022
King: “Back again. Dear oh dear. Anyway…”
This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. 😂😂pic.twitter.com/ENP8pPl9kO
I’m beginning to think just like most jobs out there, a probation period for PM from this point on.
— Nikki Jane (@nikki8908) October 14, 2022
Longest serving senior UK officials (in days) –
— Jakub Krupa (@JakubKrupa) October 14, 2022
King Charles III 36
Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng 38 (sacked)
Prime Minister Liz Truss 38
Larry The Cat 4,290
If committed Lib Dem Liz Truss had decided in her twenties to infiltrate the Conservative Party in order to become leader & screw it up from the inside, how exactly would she have behaved differently over the last month?
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) October 14, 2022
we now go live to downing st: pic.twitter.com/u29f0FhHEp
— Joe (@wittyusrname6) October 14, 2022
This makes me happy. https://t.co/KOFjmKoluH
— Alex Horne (@AlexHorne) October 14, 2022
The restraint of Ed Miliband waiting for this particular bit of chaos to deploy the clown emoji pic.twitter.com/NEvk70ck9J
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 14, 2022
Worst. Calendar. Ever pic.twitter.com/sTxSy8NwYs
— troovus (@troovus) October 14, 2022
Day one: Which wet lettuce will last longer? https://t.co/vReEEeL6jk
— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 14, 2022
Likelihood of Liz Truss going increases after Kwasi Kwarteng debacle, but if she could do it no later than Thursday that’d be great. We usually record around 7.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) October 14, 2022
Pre-Brexit we had three Chancellors in 19 years. Post-Brexit six in six.
— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) October 14, 2022
Ah well, we had nearly 100 years of antibiotics working. https://t.co/ovPFpWjDTp
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) October 15, 2022
Worth pointing out that if I handed out antibiotics to my family & friends, I could rightly be referred to the GMC. So what on earth are you doing practically encouraging this, @theresecoffey?
— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) October 15, 2022
Three cheers for you if your methods of persuasion DON’T involve defacing priceless artwork or spilling milk in Waitrose. You are a normal, rational human being and I’m pleased to share the planet with you
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) October 15, 2022
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