We also sing ‘You’re my all, you’re the best, you’re my pants and thermal vest, and I love you Lord.’
— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) October 30, 2022
The scariest thing about this Halloween is that you can go trick or treating in T-shirt and shorts (or scary costume equivalent).
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) October 30, 2022
Too warm. Too too warm.
NATIONALISE ALL PARKING APPS NOW AND REPLACE THEM WITH JUST ONE SO WE DON’T HAVE TO DOWNLOAD AND REGISTER WITH A NEW APP EVERY TIME WE PARK A CAR.
— rich (@them_apples) October 30, 2022
Toto rocking the Ricciardo merch 😎 Everybody is a Ricciardo fan pic.twitter.com/g62ZVowVw3
— RacingNews365.com (@Racingnews365C) October 27, 2022
daniel got a penalty and turned into this thing pic.twitter.com/e0cNZ37dV1
— cami | soph is the best (@f1camii) October 30, 2022
This? Nothing, just Danny Ric doing a finger gun before an overtake 🔫#MexicoGP #F1pic.twitter.com/JXWlJoSYnh
— PlanetF1 (@Planet_F1) October 31, 2022
If this book was simply a list of all the people who died of Covid in the UK, it would need to be over three times its current length. pic.twitter.com/FXmf2qSMwC
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) November 1, 2022
If Musk gets all musky, have we got an exit plan? Where do we all gather post-Twitter? Shall we head back to MySpace and confer from there? Tom will be glad to see us. He's been there reciting Daisy Daisy for the last decade.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) November 1, 2022
"What are you doing back? Didn't I deport you a week ago?"
— Trumpton (@Trump_ton) November 1, 2022
"You did, but I apologised and now I'm back" pic.twitter.com/pI7w0QzhQc
Great booking though. Terrible for democracy, but great booking.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) November 1, 2022
You can fit the entirety of Poland into Texas and still be able to drive around it. pic.twitter.com/Q0LQBINCGz
— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) October 31, 2022
You can tell me it’s an exaggeration if you like but the BBC’s decision to finally eviscerate Local Radio makes me think of the Dissolution of the Monasteries. Outside London monasteries, abbeys and convents were vital social and educational places…
— Shelagh Fogarty (@ShelaghFogarty) November 1, 2022
1.98s. A pit-stop so fast the international feed didn't catch it. 😮💨⏱ pic.twitter.com/yyqQpfNU97
— McLaren (@McLarenF1) October 31, 2022
Matt Hancock's choice to go off gallivanting on reality TV is an insult to his constituents and the thousands who died because of his mismanagement of the pandemic.
— Bell Ribeiro-Addy MP (@BellRibeiroAddy) November 1, 2022
It smacks of entitlement. If Hancock can't be bothered to do his job, he should stand down and call a byelection.
📽️Outsized baubles from a Christmas display have caused chaos on London's Tottenham Court Road after rolling into traffic.
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) November 1, 2022
Read more here ⬇️https://t.co/cjNdyy0Bqi pic.twitter.com/wKawzbchIQ
Another Conservative MP taking you for granted.
— Liberal Democrats (@LibDems) November 1, 2022
Matt Hancock should be in his office helping constituents deal with spiralling costs, not boosting his ego in a TV jungle. pic.twitter.com/Ep9yp5j4Oa
I think the tick will end up being something to be embarrassed about. Having to pay for it demeans it and anyone who pays for one will be called a Blue Tick Wanker.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 1, 2022
Different PM, same strategy.
— Kit Yates (@Kit_Yates_Maths) October 30, 2022
1. Announce a clearly stupid/selfish/cruel policy/decision.
2. Wait for the weight of criticism to become to great to ignore.
3. Perform a very public U-turn. https://t.co/BTUkBffnLP
I hate what Elon Musk is doing to Twitter and will no doubt endlessly bitch about it but I know full well I'll very probably be here until the bitter end, like the musicians on the Titanic. Just watching it fall to pieces around me.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 2, 2022
Stop pretending Bounties are anything other than landfill
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 3, 2022
You’re never more than two feet away from someone talking about an air fryer.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 4, 2022
In 2005 Rupert Murdoch paid $580m for MySpace. In 2009 he sold it for $35m
— Tom Barton (@tombarton) November 4, 2022
In 2013 Yahoo paid $1.1bn for Tumblr. In 2019 they sold it for $3m.
In 2022 Elon Musk paid £44bn for Twitter. <To be continued…>
A map of the world made from timezones pic.twitter.com/GWCRYcpWn7
— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) November 4, 2022
If I were Dianne I'd casually start calling Shirley "Sharon" #Strictly
— Sid (@HertsSid) November 5, 2022
ineke.co.uk 
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