World map according to fish pic.twitter.com/4Gd8A0q2RF
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) November 26, 2022
Reeling at the discovery that Charlie Bingham pies are Charlie Bigham pies. pic.twitter.com/vUo1sSwr3B
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) November 26, 2022
This is quite possibly the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. I hope they get married and sweetly retell this story at every gathering they have while looking into each other’s eyes and finishing each other’s sentences. I love football pic.twitter.com/sn8gbMcy9Q
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) November 26, 2022
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 26, 2022
A creative door locker pic.twitter.com/JEAKcWSWYg
— Tech Burrito (@TechBurritoUno) November 26, 2022
My kids have just discovered that the family sick bowl and the cake mix bowl are one and the same. In my defence, this was also the case when I was growing up … but now I’ve said it out loud, I realise I need to break the cycle. I won’t be taking any further questions.
— Sarah Turner (@TheUnmumsyMum) November 27, 2022
I'd say anything about 'coming soon'.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) November 27, 2022
So some alternate suggestions for pre-event music:
Gabriel's Oboe
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
Some Day My Prince Will Come
What's That Coming Over The Hill, Is It a Monster?
(tongue very much firmly in cheek)
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 29, 2022
I know it's absolutely not going to happen but somewhere, in an alternate universe…
— Matt Gallagher (@MattP1Gallagher) November 29, 2022
Sebastian Vettel takes that Ferrari team principal role 🥰
In my late 20s I was seeing 7 different guys, they each had their own night. It all ended when I had to see Iron Man 3 five times in a week
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) November 29, 2022
The magic of twitter: Tom Kerridge is trending because loads of people think he sounds like Danny Gabbidon on the Wales England commentary 😂@ChefTomKerridge @Gabbidon35
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 29, 2022
BUPA: 🎶 it's time to rethink EVERYTHING you know about healthcare 🎶
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) November 30, 2022
Me: well I know that healthcare in the UK is free at the point of entry
BUPA: …like we were saying
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING / HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE / HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD / SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE pic.twitter.com/IEbhyc7f9k
— JRR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) November 30, 2022
It’s December lads so time to break out this classic pic.twitter.com/edhGx35127
— Gwdihŵ 🦉 (@youwouldknow) December 1, 2022
I don’t know who needs to hear this today but you don’t have to do Elf on the Shelf #1stDecember
— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) December 1, 2022
After being hidden in the house for about 7 months, this beautiful trophy can now begin its new life, as a hat stand. #taskmaster pic.twitter.com/ebacA4nyWr
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) December 2, 2022
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