Of course these days he’d sing ‘but the very next day, you regifted it’.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) December 17, 2022
Once upon a time,
— Steve Chalke (@SteveChalke) December 20, 2022
Slavery was legal
Apartheid was legal
The death penalty was legal
Imprisoning gay men was legal
Beating a child was legal.
Yesterday, a high court judge said sending vulnerable asylum seekers to Rwanda is legal.
Never assume that legal equals moral or ethical.
The versatility of Claudia Winkleman. I can think of no better man, woman or animal on TV. The way she can just switch from bonkers best friend to everyone on Strictly to the camp and sinister overseer of The Traitors. Give her all the jobs and all the money, it's long overdue
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) December 17, 2022
Why provide actual help for homeless people when you can use them as a Christmassy PR opportunity
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 24, 2022
Wondered if I'd be less soft in my old age but this @taskmaster anecdote choked me up. pic.twitter.com/YKc5zO9LjM
— scott aa wilson (@scottaawilson) December 24, 2022
There are two types of Christmas hosts 🌟 pic.twitter.com/cuhEFGMYep
— Hannah Fry (@FryRsquared) December 25, 2022
It’s Christmas, I’m allowed to say stuff like this: If the God of the universe thought you were worth coming to Earth for, you must really matter. However Christmas feels for you this year, don’t forget that in the eyes of the almighty you are literally to die for.Happy Christmas
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) December 24, 2022
At my village pub and a man said to his lovely black lab: ‘pay for my beer, Fergus’ and put his card in Fergus’ mouth and he ran to the bar, put his paws up and dropped the card on the counter. The bartender paid the tab on contactless and it was THE BEST thing I’ve ever seen
— Hannah Tomes (@hannahtomes_) December 20, 2022
This was the year I saw the abbreviation 'AI' more often than the name 'Al'. It's a turning-point. I now assume a word means the former more than the latter. ie I have to tell my brain that Paul Simon didn't wrote about artificial intelligence in You Can Call Me AI.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) December 26, 2022
Amazing how playing card technology has developed. My current playing cards (left) and a pack of original 80s playing cards, the size of a brick! pic.twitter.com/8tKB4lb4ID
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 26, 2022
Genuinely impossible not to read this in the voice of Gonzo pic.twitter.com/OQ9i5RM0wz
— Stephen Kelly (@StephenPKelly) December 25, 2022
My main worry for 2023 is they're going to ruin The Traitors with a celebrity version.
— Sid (@HertsSid) December 27, 2022
Arnold Schwarzenegger has always been great on social media. pic.twitter.com/H78adDNYPa
— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) December 27, 2022
Cultural Christianity:
— Shane Pruitt (@shane_pruitt78) December 27, 2022
God exist for my agendas.
Biblical Christianity:
I exist for God’s mission.
My favourite Christmas gift? Finding out that Matt Hancock's book has sold 3000 copies.
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) December 28, 2022
I might have to ask Evri to sack the driver who has just here. He knocked on the door, waited for me to open it, and then handed me the parcel instead of throwing it over the back gate or hiding it under a car. Thankfully the delivery was a week late, so it’s still Evri standard.
— Glam Gig Pics (@glamgigpics) December 28, 2022
Top tip: Have two kids, name one Christmas and the other one Life.
— Dave (@davechannel) December 28, 2022
Then buy them a dog and get a kick watching them fight over it.
This is the most British possible version of Snakes On A Plane pic.twitter.com/ImS6TRZAYE
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) December 28, 2022
I ❤️ Greta Thunberg so damn much. pic.twitter.com/ZdyxfM5Fzy
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 28, 2022
Road distances order in Europe pic.twitter.com/wdLhjONk9a
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) December 27, 2022
Really hoping that the number of people H from Steps has blocked is 5,678.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 28, 2022
Jesus’ birth: Brightness at midnight.
— Matt Smethurst (@MattSmethurst) December 25, 2022
Jesus’ death: Darkness at noon.
Julia Hartley-Brewer, Andrew Tate, Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson confirmed for new ITV series Hate Island, in which a group of celebs are dropped off on a remote island to spew bile — the twist being there are no cameras and nobody goes back to pick them up.
— David M Barnett (@davidmbarnett) December 29, 2022
If Bjorn and Benny had been Steve and Dave, ABBA would have been ASDA.
— Robert Wilkinson (@robertwlk) December 29, 2022
Sorry but the world might actually break this decade. These humans are queuing up at 5am outside an Aldi for a bottle of £2 prime drink which I gather is just lucozade ? 😫🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/HQmUsQGOS1
— Ben Mayhew (@bnjmnmyhw) December 29, 2022
For people like me who have known of Andrew Tate for about 3 days, it really has been quite a ride.
— Sarah Kendall (@Sarah_Kendall) December 30, 2022
No notes.
OK. I'm going to play it out.
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) December 28, 2022
Fantasy Celebrity #TheTraitors Charity Special. Here's how I reckon it goes…
ep 1:
Claudia gets the players to form a line – from Most Likely > Least Likely to be a Traitor. The 2 at each end (Miriam+Hamza) are shackled together. https://t.co/wjieM68J5a
Just once I’d like a company to say it’s experiencing a normal volume of calls
— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) December 30, 2022
Thank you so much for your lovely messages of congratulations. I'm honoured to receive an OBE from His Majesty the King. I share this honour with all the amazing people who have welcomed refugees this year. Thank you to God, family, colleagues, volunteers, friends, hosts & donors pic.twitter.com/IYZz5CCgCb
— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) December 31, 2022
What do I pray when I don’t feel like praying:
— Dustin Benge (@DustinBenge) December 30, 2022
1. Confess my sin.
2. Use the prayers of Scripture.
3. Recite God’s attributes.
4. Praise God for His blessings.
5. Pray through a prayer list.
6. Focus on the needs of others.
7. Rejoice that Jesus is praying for me.
If you are thinking about a New Year’s resolution…
— Phil Knox (@philknox) December 27, 2022
I know no better or more transformative rhythm than to start your day in stillness with God.
Read. Reflect. Pray.
A thread about quiet times 🧵
It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2022 ✨
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) December 14, 2022
ineke.co.uk 
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