Make room, @Chiefs. Paul Rudd is adding another team to his arsenal of fanhood…@premierleague club @SouthamptonFC. #AntManandtheWaspQuantumania pic.twitter.com/1aW91DPYj8
— NBC Sports (@NBCSports) February 17, 2023
When I complained to Amazon about a missing parcel and they asked me to send photographic evidence. pic.twitter.com/MX0a8QTItu
— Vitt (@WitchWithWords) February 11, 2023
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) February 10, 2023
Her names lynn and she’s been with you for 30 years. Think it would be easier for your HR team to work it out than asking the twittersphere!
— 🅡🅞🅑🅔🅡🅣 🅚 (@RKilpin) February 11, 2023
so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded: pic.twitter.com/KXYN4seXwN
— Kate Mooney (@yatinbrooklyn) February 10, 2023
The Brits looks to me like a cross between London Fashion Week and a Nightingale Hospital.
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) February 11, 2023
Not sure I like this design for the coronation. The real crown has a cross over all, the sign of sacrificial love, keeping all in harmony. This one replaces it with the English rose, with the Irish, Scots & Welsh underneath. Remove the cross & all you get is competing identities. pic.twitter.com/FqiJlPCIxh
— Graham Tomlin (@gtomlin) February 12, 2023
I’ve been trying to think of the weirdest thing to put on toast and I’ve decided it would probably be croutons
— Matt Lucas HQ (@RealMattLucas) February 12, 2023
Same cast. No traitors. Public vote, but don’t tell the players.
— James Harkin (@JamesHarkin) February 12, 2023
Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying. https://t.co/gPtdUguRYi
— Hannah Fry (@FryRsquared) February 13, 2023
What's on everyone's minds this Valentine's Day?🤔 pic.twitter.com/sfFysDMR8n
— Morrisons (@Morrisons) February 14, 2023
Now I know the reason Dick Van Dyke was trending, and I can’t believe he’s 97 years old and was on #TheMaskedSinger
— Saúl Alejandro (@SaulAlejandr00) February 16, 2023
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Mad respect to the guy who, on an 11-hour flight, chose to watch: Shrek; Shrek 2; Shrek the Third; Shrek Forever After; and Puss In Boots.
— Dave. Just Dave. (@davidwhittam) February 16, 2023
fun S club 7/Inspector Morse fact, Tina is older in this picture than Inspector Morse was in this picture pic.twitter.com/HUSdVg9DOz
— Gideon Defoe (@gideondefoe) February 16, 2023
Regional giraffe patterns pic.twitter.com/1Aq3BlTn87
— Amazing Maps (@amazingmap) February 17, 2023
What I love about this Asbury revival in Kentucky is that it is nameless and faceless. It’s not about personalities. It’s just people getting desperate for God. It’s Day #7 and the worship continues. Lord let this hunger come to every church, and let it spill into the streets. pic.twitter.com/Dda73LfjMK
— Lee Grady (@LeeGrady) February 14, 2023
"To blame asylum seekers in hotels for being there, when the system has completely failed, seems to be encouraging people to go round there with hammers, smash up police cars and say it's your fault you're here."
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) February 16, 2023
Ian Hislop tears into Robert Jenrick #BBCQT pic.twitter.com/1PeFVol441
This change to Roald Dahl is so preposterously, laughably pointless it makes you wonder whether the publisher is aware that fiction is an act of creatively making things up. pic.twitter.com/FZ84I3toPB
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) February 18, 2023
The thing that annoys me about the Roald Dahl changes is how stupid they are. A ban on the word “fat” yet keeping in the rest of the description in which Augustus Gloop is clearly fat pic.twitter.com/1Grm0gMwZJ
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) February 18, 2023
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