“If they really are refugees, why don’t they have to stay in the first safe country they reach?”
— Zoe Gardner (@ZoeJardiniere) February 22, 2023
“Why don’t they just claim asylum in France?”
Here is my answer, once & for all. To Jonathan Gullis, and to everyone else who ever wondered.#RefugeesWelcome pic.twitter.com/JZuTi4hkqG

Amazes me how “Helmets are good and people should wear them” is such a contentious opinion to hold nowadays. Seems like common sense to me! https://t.co/IWaMFY4QHe
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) February 21, 2023
you know how presenters post on social media about what time they’re gonna be on the radio? imagine if people did that for other jobs with insta captions like ‘catch me on the morrisons tills from 1-4pm today! come say hey’
— Katie Bevan (@katiebevano) February 21, 2023
Powerhouse book dedication by @amateuradam in Kay’s Anatomy pic.twitter.com/ratAjiAD3F
— Dan Schreiber (@Schreiberland) February 21, 2023
The horror, the horror pic.twitter.com/VwpevUFtA7
— Al Murray – DKMS.ORG.UK 🇺🇦 (@almurray) February 21, 2023
Love Ted Lasso. Also enjoy Eurovision. But this is absolutely NOT Breaking News BBC. Not at all. pic.twitter.com/UViQmjgBhv
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) February 22, 2023
✍️ 'Veg Shortage? Try our meat-based alternative to veggie burgers'
— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) February 22, 2023
My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
Subscribe to my weekly newsletter to receive my unseen cartoons: https://t.co/JNDhrYJMFH pic.twitter.com/Tq9QIWjfKX
Worried that large sections of this country, including possibly me, are secretly pleased about salad rationing.
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) February 22, 2023
I’m giving up tomatoes for Lent.
— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) February 22, 2023
Imagine being as well-educated on culture and history as Jordan Peterson clearly is, and thinking this mumbled request not to waste paper is ‘tyranny’. https://t.co/gAtM7guiH2
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) February 22, 2023
The one and only cookie flute for the one and only, @lizzo! Your furry friends love you! 🍪🎶❤️ pic.twitter.com/n9HiBbCAww
— Sesame Street (@sesamestreet) February 22, 2023
At least when Liz Truss was Prime Minister there were fresh vegetables to measure her time in office.
— Margaret Hodge (@margarethodge) February 23, 2023
Dear Internet. I hereby accept all cookies forever. FFS.
— Jack Dee (@TheRealJackDee) February 23, 2023
Russian Embassy, London pic.twitter.com/99mFy6Gx5k
— Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) February 23, 2023
As a vicarage dog, Bramble obviously takes Lent very seriously.
— Alianore Smith (@alianoree) February 23, 2023
However, due to a small admin error on the part of her humans, last night she was given TWO DINNERS.
She knows Lent is a time of penitence & fasting, but she's not sorry and, to be honest, is still quite hungry. pic.twitter.com/hMrswMsMmp
My absolute privilege to meet this brave group of women and men on behalf of their millions of supporters across the UK and the world. Slava Ukraini – Glory to Ukraine x https://t.co/VE8vFkWQMZ
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) February 24, 2023
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