Cause that went SO well last time… https://t.co/FMQYhmDMDu
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) March 11, 2023
Squeak squeak ⏰
— Rubber Duckie (@SesameDuckie) March 11, 2023
Update: My tweet reporting that BBC News was asking the BBC to give an interview on BBC News has now been picked up by the BBC News website. https://t.co/DLxIRO5oF0 pic.twitter.com/TmLlIkDG5n
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) March 11, 2023
Interesting decision to go with no theme tune on #MatchOfTheDay I would have gone with Bill Bailey’s version. pic.twitter.com/9aUMAyNYCs
— James Harkin (@JamesHarkin) March 11, 2023
Seen yesterday in Leicestershire. Garden Centre urinals. pic.twitter.com/Bj6pQyk7aa
— Esteè O'Doubleare (@andrewstorr5) March 14, 2023
Michael Caine is 90 today, so to celebrate, here he is doing impressions of some geezer called, erm, Michael Caine.
— James Hogg 🖋 (@JamesAHogg2) March 14, 2023
This is fabulous! pic.twitter.com/ZbMQxyDw9m
Lovely semi-colon but I don’t know if this makes sense. If you never lost it, ‘still got it’ is the same proposition, surely? Unless you just lost it for a bit and recovered it. I haven’t got ‘it’ to my knowledge so I’m a neutral here. pic.twitter.com/KUPnyY5k8f
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) March 14, 2023
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Eurovision Song Contest 2023 Philadelphia light cream cheese pic.twitter.com/SGOY3nGd3y
— Alice 💘 (@ESCAlice_) March 12, 2023
NASA only uses 15 digits of π for calculating interplanetary travel. At 40 digits, you could calculate the circumference of a circle the size of the visible universe with an accuracy that'd fall off by less than the diameter of a hydrogen atom https://t.co/iXpDgKZvBx#piDay2023 pic.twitter.com/HVV79fl2Oc
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 14, 2023
I met someone on Zoom today.
— Mandy Sloan McDow (@RevMama) March 14, 2023
This was her first Zoom meeting.
Ever.
Today. In the year of our Lord 2023.
Looks like @GaryLineker has a new profile pic… pic.twitter.com/PRygmevFMJ
— Jessica Elgot is on maternity leave (@jessicaelgot) March 14, 2023
Amazing stuff. Champion of Champion of Champions edging ever closer. https://t.co/RgQvJ4Yhcm
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 15, 2023
I plan on ignoring ChatGPT & AI in the same way my grandmother ignores the immutable fact of debit cards in modern society.
— Erin Hicks Moon (@erinhmoon) March 15, 2023
Is he even Ofsted registered https://t.co/nKhbvo8MJe
— Emma (@emraff89) March 15, 2023
Someone make this an Olympic sport https://t.co/vnq6K9spNR
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) March 15, 2023
Cheltenham Ladies' Day guest wears Dominos themed fascinator complete with hidden pizza https://t.co/7t1fDAoipq
— indy100 (@indy100) March 15, 2023
We’re more concerned about who’s opening their Wheaties box upside down tbh https://t.co/bvREUQPU31
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) March 16, 2023
🎂 Tom Cruise’s absence at the Oscars this year was said to be because he was too busy shooting the latest Mission: Impossible film.
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) March 15, 2023
But perhaps he had a more pressing engagement, as he was spotted at Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday party in London https://t.co/iyWKgxcyn3
Alison Hammond, the woman who thought her oven door went missing when it was tucked under, is going to the the new bake off host, and i am HERE FOR IT #GBBO pic.twitter.com/NY0zn8Ij7j
— tasha louise ▶️🧡 (@eds_afterglow) March 16, 2023
Interesting move by Alpha/HTB to NOT announce the list of speakers, in a bid to do damage to Christian celebrity culture. A noble aim! https://t.co/wIVcs0VaLN @kouya
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) March 17, 2023
Quite an achievement to have Kylie say more words in this Ghosts special than the Neighbours finale #RedNoseDay
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) March 17, 2023
This isn’t an advert but today my Spillnot cup holder came and I can’t tell you how much of a game changer it is. As somebody with cerebral palsy I’ve had to drink liquid exactly where I pour it. NOT ANYMORE BABY!! Anybody want me to bring them a cuppa? pic.twitter.com/Pqra3EklB1
— Rosie Jones (@josierones) March 17, 2023
As of today, Lenny Henry has officially dethroned Paul McGann as the Doctor with the longest time between their debut and their regeneration.
— Joel (@PoorlyAgedWho) March 17, 2023
🥈Paul McGann
1996-2013 – 17 years.
🥇Lenny Henry
1985-2023 – 38 years. pic.twitter.com/pY6l2DB4qb
Happy #Caturdayhttps://t.co/OYcBXjNYpb
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) March 18, 2023
The “big change” is that it is starting at 7.15 instead of 7. pic.twitter.com/ohmzOmtXyU
— Paul Lang (@rudemrlang) March 18, 2023
App??? Back in my day phones didn’t even have data on them. We were on MySpace from the desktop 🤣 https://t.co/XAUDavubjH
— TB ✨ (@sincerely_tmb) March 16, 2023
This says so much. Pathetic. pic.twitter.com/BYMXkBPiY9
— Tim Bale (@ProfTimBale) March 17, 2023
Sitcom pitch. Putin and Trump both arrested in same week and have to share a cell. Working title – Trump Putin Jail. Hilarious consequences ensue.
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 18, 2023
"I wanted to say how upset we were"
— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 18, 2023
Match of the Day pundit Alan Shearer says "some really great people were put in an impossible situation" after row over Gary Lineker tweethttps://t.co/O3553TXf1r pic.twitter.com/tdtQ4sGu9d
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