Hot hot hot 🥵 pic.twitter.com/qJqAjk7NTK
— why you should have an animal (@shouldhaveanima) March 25, 2023
Does she still get to do this?
— Kit Yates (@Kit_Yates_Maths) March 25, 2023
I thought they sent her back within the returns period.https://t.co/gzmqFe6B0q
'Fun' fact for my vicary/church friends struggling with the 'Spring Forward' today
— Grace (@GraceREThomas) March 26, 2023
Next year it falls on Easter Day…#BritishSummerTime pic.twitter.com/WtSrxOowV8
I am looking forward to Great Expectations on the BBC tonight, but I already know I'd like it better if it had the muppets in
— Natalie Haynes (@officialnhaynes) March 26, 2023
🤖 The AI that fooled the internet
— i newspaper (@theipaper) March 26, 2023
✝️ Have you seen this photo of Pope Francis going viral? It was generated by an AI that can create photorealistic images of anyone in seconds.@elle_odwyer reports:https://t.co/qrMrJ0UBt5 pic.twitter.com/ayr2UR66YN
"Foreign religion" – does @calvinrobinson think Christianity comes from Brentford? pic.twitter.com/zbEk2aQs29
— Otto English (@Otto_English) March 25, 2023
Anyone else fall into "and are you happy with the flavour of those snacks?" style questions to whoever is with you when watching #GreatBritishMenu? 👀😆 @BBCTwo #food @GBMofficial
— Dan B (@danbullock) March 27, 2023
I have posted this before but ..
— Peter Frampton (@peterframpton) March 27, 2023
26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK.
Britain is not being "swamped" by refugees. There are 19 European countries who take more refugees than we do.
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) March 28, 2023
But when Conservative MPs use this hysterical language it has consequences – it riles up the far right protestors who scream abuse at terrified people.
It must stop. pic.twitter.com/nGvaRK7RWO
Enjoy it while you can everyone. End of an era.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) March 28, 2023
Not a particularly good one. But definitely an era. pic.twitter.com/AMfJ7Yvrdc
Do none of these guys know you can also use your God-given gifts as simply an active member of a church? LIKE THE REST OF US. https://t.co/x9BJcqpcyf
— Jamie B. Golden (@jamiebgolden) March 28, 2023
I honestly think that Five Guys could get away with giving you fewer chips.
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) March 30, 2023
Well done, Tories! You’ve done it! Medical students now have ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS of student loans! https://t.co/aytSVa8tus
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) March 29, 2023
Things my state is concerned present a threat to The Children™️:
— Lauren Thoman (INACTIVE; see pinned tweet) (@LaurenThoman) March 27, 2023
❌ masks
❌ vaccines
❌ drag queens
❌ books
❌ doors
❌ maternal healthcare
❌ healthcare in general
❌ CRT (ie: history)
❌ bathrooms
❌ public school
Things my state is NOT worried about:
✅ guns
LEFT: A child crying on a school bus in Nashville today after a school shooting
— Brad Batt for TN State Sanity ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾 (@bradbatt) March 27, 2023
RIGHT: A “Christmas card” posted by the congressman who represents that child’s district pic.twitter.com/ZL7BLLBmMr
Just thinking about how the next two weeks are only 4 working days…HAPPY TUESDAY
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) March 28, 2023
1. Ask Leanne if the Bistro’s available https://t.co/TDPiGng11A
— Steven Perkins (@stevenperkins) March 28, 2023
too big, doesn't fit on can https://t.co/K2LlzjnLj2
— David Sims (@davidlsims) March 28, 2023
At last – that Covid guidance explained. From the new Private Eye, in shops now. pic.twitter.com/cidXAPn4U2
— Private Eye Magazine (@PrivateEyeNews) March 29, 2023
Hancock: I want £1,500 an hour
— Farrukh (@implausibleblog) March 26, 2023
Kwarteng: I want £1,250 an hour@RobLaurensonD4P Junior doctors want £19 an hour pic.twitter.com/Xqwu60sY9y
Still thinking about this speech Sarah Lancashire gave at the #RTSAwards pic.twitter.com/T709ynR2Od
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) March 30, 2023
I work in a supermarket, whenever I do Deliveroo orders and a customer has a pregnancy test in their order I sneak a Cadbury's chocolate bar into their bag free of charge. It's the little things.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) March 31, 2023
Jenny Eclair steering a barge #Taskmaster pic.twitter.com/WpjkAktgrE
— Ariadne Griffin 🦋 (@Ariadne_Reviews) March 30, 2023
I never met a @PotNoodle ad I didn't like
— Vikki Ross (@VikkiRossWrites) March 31, 2023
More here – and creds: https://t.co/YN4S38Kj1S pic.twitter.com/Dsu8PgEXcF
Has anyone heard off Kevin recently?! https://t.co/1uF6qAnM1u
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) March 31, 2023
Why did the [identify bird] cross the road…🛣️ pic.twitter.com/w5HIGsSMTV
— Sky Sports F1 (@SkySportsF1) April 1, 2023
For £8 a month you can hide the fact that you are stupid enough to give the richest man on the planet £8 a month https://t.co/fsFkWm24Fj
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) March 24, 2023
This lady has just spent 2 mins absolutely eviscerating the Conservatives on their record on EVERYTHING 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #BBCQT
— Seb Ate (@Mrbaiti) March 30, 2023
“ I’m staggered that you think you’re succeeding…
Watch and listen! pic.twitter.com/XFHwLdbM7H
Celebrating the triumphant return of @shaunthesheep from a 1.4-million-mile journey twice around the Moon!!! A great day with huge thanks and praise for @esa who sent him on his way on Artemis 1 pic.twitter.com/1lAPU0ZBYJ
— Peter Lord (@PeteLordAardman) March 29, 2023
What’s that statistic about how men will apply for jobs even if they don’t match all the requirements https://t.co/bqNVuIzyri
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 28, 2023
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