A question from our lovely teenagers: why on earth don’t Bibles come with pronunciation guides?
— Sam Wilson (@samhwilson) May 23, 2023
Sincerely, a group reading through Samuel.
Don’t let anyone tell you Pentecost services have to be boring 😆🔥🧯🚒 pic.twitter.com/wwqYh806BO
— Sam Wilson (@samhwilson) May 24, 2023
Nice to see that they found a way to get around advertising cigarettes pic.twitter.com/bro33zBhuP
— F1 TROLL (@f1trollofficial) May 24, 2023
We have unisex toilets on one floor in this office and my only issue is WHY ARE MEN DISGUSTING AND HOW DOES EVERYTHING YOU PRODUCE STINK SO BAD?
— 𝙷 (@hari_miller) May 24, 2023
NEWS 🚨 | Mel Giedroyc's butter churn from THAT moment at Liverpool's Eurovision Song Contest has been acquired for the national collection of the @MuseumLiverpool pic.twitter.com/qK8VLZqYus
— maxwell museums (@maxwellmuseums) May 24, 2023
love the drama of calling NHS 111
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) May 25, 2023
me: I feel bad 😦
111: AND ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCESSIVELY BLEEDING FROM THE SKULL???
Suella Braverman back from her speed awareness course. pic.twitter.com/pkZp49c3Ja
— David Quantick (@quantick) May 25, 2023
This card in the shop at Westminster station now means something very different pic.twitter.com/i4Bnnf6EYF
— Calgie (@christiancalgie) May 25, 2023
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) May 26, 2023
WE FOUND THE PHOTO https://t.co/qvGWBwjrMS pic.twitter.com/rGvQft5e3J
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) May 23, 2023
Red Bull gives you wings ✈️ pic.twitter.com/91p1wp1NIX
— ESPN F1 (@ESPNF1) May 27, 2023
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) May 26, 2023
Let this be a lesson to all of you as to what will happen if you ever skip a queue in England again
— Ian Ford (@ij_ford) May 26, 2023
Boris Johnson taking out his phone, opening Notes and typing “unwise but not illegal” in
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 26, 2023
ineke.co.uk 
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