Last verse sung in church at 10:59 this morning began: “I long to be where the praise is never-ending…”
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) August 20, 2023
True, but part of us also thinking if it can move from sung praise to silent praise while watching the football in the next minute, that’d be great…
Henceforth,
— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) August 20, 2023
“Football” = “Women’s football”
“Men’s football” = “Men’s football”
Just for the next 160 years, for balance.
this world cup has been extremely diverse !! even employing blind referees which is such a big step for the visually impaired community 🙏
— lauren🪿 (@speaklaur) August 20, 2023
Mary Earps for PM, Sports Personality of the Year, England manager, Eurovision host, Bake Off judge, next Doctor in Doctor Who, Christmas Number One, next James Bond, and Glamour Awards clean sweep.
— David Chipakupaku 🏴🇿🇲 (@David_Chippa) August 20, 2023
This is my kind of football commentary. https://t.co/o2kUIe0Lg9
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) August 20, 2023
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) August 19, 2023
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) August 20, 2023
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) August 19, 2023
Top notch duck life. Ten out of ten. No notes https://t.co/8nNP6HwgEr
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) August 20, 2023
Medics working with Letby:
— Tessa Davis (@TessaRDavis) August 20, 2023
• Raised concerns in Month 1
• Conducted an internal review
• Flagged it to bosses repeatedly
NHS Management:
• Ignored them
• Made them apologise
• Threatened them with the GMC
• Offered her a new job + a funded Masters
We need to listen.
Everything, surely!?
— Jon Sopel (@jonsopel) August 20, 2023
“Everything”. pic.twitter.com/Fe9XFpJvLP
— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 21, 2023
My mam rang me earlier to tell me she met a cat sat on the doormat inside a morrisons store. She says it was very friendly and let her look at its collar. The disc read "I am loved and have a good home, I just really like Morrisons"
— JoClarke (@CurlyKing79) August 21, 2023
😂🐈 They had to get that engraved 💀
Me after touching a dog: pic.twitter.com/LnSw7mQyb6
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 22, 2023
The usual suspects are using the Lucy Letby case as a reason to suggest bringing back the death penalty. It’s as though they have never seen Ian Hislop destroying Priti Patel’s argument in favour of it.pic.twitter.com/b2yt1Kw9AU
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) August 22, 2023
This was the most insane stage of the pandemic. pic.twitter.com/bNP9OJyV8E
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) August 23, 2023
I was 18 with my mates in Wetherspoons, there was a table of girls just across from us, I fancied one of them and my mate suggested I send a drink, I decided to send some beans, she realised it was me and we got talking, 6 years later we are married, baked beans found me my wife
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) August 23, 2023
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) August 23, 2023
Canoe with an interesting propulsion system
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 23, 2023
[📹 Ben Kilner]pic.twitter.com/OfvSehXkes
We'll never forget *that* match!
— Wimbledon (@Wimbledon) August 24, 2023
• 11 hours, 5 minutes on court
• Played across 3 days
• 980 total points
• 711 points in the fifth set alone
• 138 games in final set
All the best in retirement, @JohnIsner 👏 https://t.co/qZLPYIOpsx pic.twitter.com/xx7H7Pwci4
⚠️ | Charles Leclerc believes 24 races per year is the limit.
— Fastest Pitstop (@FastestPitStop) August 24, 2023
"I feel like at one point, it just gets too much. Not for us drivers, because we have a really good life."
"The drivers that are complaining probably don't realise that the mechanics, the engineers, the guys on the… pic.twitter.com/bk7v4HgAYl
A man was jailed for 6 months for breaking Covid laws and trying to destroy the evidence.
— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) August 24, 2023
By my estimation Johnson deserves somewhere between 50-500 years, if we are using this as a benchmark.
Of course he only got £100 fine, which I doubt HE paid. pic.twitter.com/FytqBGnWGb
I never seen old twin before pic.twitter.com/4D26BXYv0I
— Lance🇱🇨 (@BornAKang) August 23, 2023
This is NOT what you need when you're waiting to see if you've qualified 😂#WorldAthleticsChamps pic.twitter.com/JCAWq5fiTx
— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 24, 2023
Imagine walking around zandvoort and you see Daniel ricciardo and his toro rosso coming down the canal? 😭 pic.twitter.com/DHI0wgZaTd
— chlo 🏁 (@formulachlo) August 24, 2023
Sorry if I haven’t been more clear on this issue, happy to clarify.
— Rachel Riley MBE 💙 (@RachelRileyRR) August 24, 2023
I also think Prince Andrew should not play for Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/Psn54XynC7
wouldn't want to make too much money off of women's sports, gotta limit it. https://t.co/iOhe72UnAY
— Lindsay Gibbs (@linzsports) August 24, 2023
When Lawson drives tomorrow, AlphaTauri will have had more drivers (4) than points (3) in 2023.
— formularacers (@formularacers_) August 25, 2023
The Mountain Coaster at the Oeschinen mountain station, Kanderteg, Switzerland, is an unforgettable experience for young and old. On a length of 750 meters you overcome a height difference of ~150 meters at a rapid pace while contemplating the Swiss Alpspic.twitter.com/zxNT5tPtuG
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 22, 2023
trump mugshot and pumpkin spice latte released tomorrow. an early autumn barbenheimer of sorts
— matt (@mattxiv) August 23, 2023
ineke.co.uk 
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