As a Christian, I sometimes have imposter syndrome. I’m not as effusive in worship as some other Christians. I don’t raise my hands, I don’t trust easily, and I’m afraid to speak out of turn. What if I don’t really believe these things? What if I’m a fraud? What if I’m just…
— Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ (@JennMGreenberg) August 27, 2023
I tried donating blood today. Never again. Way too many questions. Whose blood is that? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
— Dr Helen Ingram (@drhingram) September 17, 2023
Cannot get over the stupidity of TfL renaming Bond St “Burberry St” for the sake of ad partnership. Some poor elderly man just asked me in a panic if he’d missed Bond St (3 stops past Bond St). This must happen hundreds of times a day pic.twitter.com/yDFkZJoxm5
— Olivia Utley (@OliviaUtley) September 18, 2023
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) September 19, 2023
warburtons ad strategy is totally mad but can't knock it https://t.co/dI9gcrtCGP
— Josh Noble (@JoshTANoble) September 20, 2023
Me, a fully grown adult, still calling semi-skimmed the ‘green milk'…
— Co-op (@coopuk) September 21, 2023
The new Enid Blyton book is announced. pic.twitter.com/KnETd0zfm3
— Uberlee (@Uberlee_) September 21, 2023
My 11yo’s newly qualified German teacher set them their first homework today which was to decorate their German books with images they associate with Germany. I’m not a teacher but I don’t think that was a great idea.
— Slarty Bartfast (@Poppy_yyyyyyyy) September 20, 2023
Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack
— bria celest (@55mmbae) September 21, 2023
Can we start calling it Chatty-Geeps yet?
— Hannah Fry (@FryRsquared) September 22, 2023
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) September 22, 2023
this is *THE* image of Strictly 2023. #scd #strictly pic.twitter.com/gUoKunARfY
— Ariadne Griffin 🦋 (@Ariadne_Reviews) September 23, 2023
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