Strong Californian megachurch vibes from @StarbucksUK this morning pic.twitter.com/g7Yh3OtqUR
— Sam Hailes ن (@samhailes) September 24, 2023
— rare insults (@insultsrare) September 24, 2023
When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/LJ6nDFdIb6
— Animal memes online (@catshouldnt) September 25, 2023
It’s either the moped or the bag. Your choice. pic.twitter.com/dFQDfxABTC
— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) September 27, 2023
leonardo dicaprio has announced he’s switching to bing https://t.co/4gzIjw83VA
— sophie (@netcapgirl) September 27, 2023
Honestly, good luck. pic.twitter.com/JnBs7y1OOl
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 29, 2023
Not everyone wants to be a line manager…
— Matt Smith (@InnovationMatt) September 28, 2023
Yet often the only way to progress at work is through managing more. It forces people into roles they’re not good at and can result in a rubbish culture.
What about promotions and pay rises just for being good at the actual work 👏🏻👏🏻
So many got involved with this, really fun. If you’ve only been on Twitter for the past few years: this sort of nonsense is what we used to use it for, before the worst people in the world arrived.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) September 24, 2023
Bravo to the @Channel4 continuity announcer tonight 👏 #gbbo #saswdw pic.twitter.com/ZTTXWFaWVe
— Tom (@tomselsocial) September 26, 2023
Can we get them in a room with Johnson? https://t.co/mGoed6Parr
— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) September 27, 2023
I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening – but here goes…
— James Nokise (@JamesNokise) September 25, 2023
At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh..
It was comfy, it was quiet
In hindsight, too good to last…
🧵 Say what you will about the Narnia books, but “There was once a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he *almost* deserved it” is one of the all-time great opening lines.
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) September 29, 2023
👀 on HS2 from The Times letters pagehttps://t.co/RgWVBZG3I9 pic.twitter.com/TwZK0McdPN
— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) September 30, 2023
This. Is. Phenomenal.
— Phil Clifton (@philclifton) September 29, 2023
Corrie characters aghast at “London?”pic.twitter.com/iVAC6Gs9hR
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) September 30, 2023
ineke.co.uk 
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