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This is supremely impressive from @CroftyF1. But it’s not his biggest achievement of the year

That goes to STILL sounding enthusiastic & professional whilst delivering the “if you’d like to ride onboard” lines for the 15,0000th time this year. He deserves an MBE #F1 #AbuDhabiGP https://t.co/t0XcYj3DhT

— Christian Hewgill 🎙 (@ChrisHewgill) November 25, 2023

thats so sweet 🥹🥹pic.twitter.com/XwV1MJKkWa

— clara (@leclercsletters) November 25, 2023

Dogs are the best ❤️#dog #dogs #dogoftheday pic.twitter.com/IugbUBhZ0z

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) November 27, 2023

My Spotify unwrapped makes me look super cultured and intelligent but actually it's just because I put on calming classical music for my dog every time we leave him on his own. FFS. pic.twitter.com/QjBeInCA5b

— Laurie (@haurielooper) November 30, 2023

When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) December 2, 2023

Kitty catching snow flakes
https://t.co/wr7YGV6V5z

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) December 3, 2023

My youngest has confused “vegan” with “cannibal” and we just discovered this today.

A lot of conversations that we had this past week are making more sense now.

Also, her adamant refusal to eat a slice of vegan cake.

— aaron (@sinefinevagi) December 3, 2023

So you agree? People living in the UK should be earning at least 3k more than the current average? https://t.co/DARmvMFFAn pic.twitter.com/NB5uW2j2o3

— Anneli 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@pigletish) December 4, 2023

Tingham pic.twitter.com/oBYkBIutjQ

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) December 6, 2023

Red Cross: A blood donation is the best gift you can give to someone.

[Christmas morning]

Kids: [all screaming while opening presents]

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 6, 2023

Can confirm. pic.twitter.com/mQ6h7KNt7B

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) December 6, 2023

We are a reasonable country but our patience has now run out with you using public resources to tweet misleading partisan statements as if they conveyed a national consensus. https://t.co/XSzjBAgHKW

— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) December 7, 2023

"can i copy your homework?"
yeah just change it up so it doesn't look obvious
"ok" pic.twitter.com/LZlbvKDnnu

— shaaaarl (@shaaaarl_) December 6, 2023

It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2023 ✨

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) December 8, 2023

Was in a bar last night and the old boy next to me pulled this sign fae his pocket then shuffled oot for a smoke

Iconic. pic.twitter.com/wQTBGZm0hD

— Alistair Heather (@Historic_Ally) December 8, 2023

Just overheard child in toy shop who is either beautifully innocent or an evil genius.

Kid: “Please can I have that [huge Lego set] for Christmas?”

Mum: “I’m sorry, it’s too expensive.”

Kid: “Well then can I get it from Santa? It won’t cost *him* anything…”

Mum goes pale.

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) December 9, 2023

Today I met a woman who was trafficked from Albania for forced rape. UK government is telling her she must return because Rishi Sunak is behind in the polls. Levels of danger for trafficking victims is increased by his failings. He deserves the disdain he receives from the UK.

— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) December 8, 2023