One of the best scenes of Doctor Who ever 😂 Neil Patrick Harris lip syncing to Spice Up Your Life! 👏🏼 #DoctorWho #DrWho pic.twitter.com/Kd8NBndxvF
— Wando (@Wandoful) December 9, 2023
DOCTOR WHO SPIN OFF WHEN
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) December 9, 2023
If I ran a bar, I'd have a sign on the wall with the sign-language for each drink on the menu so that you could order without having to yell. Plus it would teach everyone some simple sign-language.
— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) December 9, 2023
So much to hate. So little time. But a special mention to the new thing of two identical bottles of stuff by basins with only the tiniest writing telling you which is the sodding soap.
— Hugh Grant (@HackedOffHugh) December 10, 2023
I am watching The Holiday and am I going mad, at the end of the movie jude law says “I have the girls on New Year’s Eve” – sorry their mother is dead, who else would have them jude
— Natasha Hodgson (@NatashaHodgson) December 11, 2023
Well.
— Ben Riley-Smith (@benrileysmith) December 12, 2023
The climate minister (Graham Stuart) is being flown all the way back from Cop28 in Dubai to vote for the Rwanda bill, then flown straight back.
So dragged from the final negotiations at a climate change summit, via a 8,700-mile round flight, for a single vote.
Telling.
If we're spending £169k per person, it would be cheaper to:
— Tom (@TPGRoberts) December 12, 2023
– Hire them their own caseworker – £30k
– Cover their rent – £18k
– Send 2 of their kids to school – £15k
– Feed and clothe them and their family for a year – £10k (generous)
But, crucially, that wouldn't be cruel. https://t.co/kzHZWVWovb
Cristina Aguilera: “You’re beautiful! No matter what they say!”
— Tori Fletcher (@hellotorifletch) December 12, 2023
Me: “Wait, what do they say?”
this remains the greatest scene in comedy history pic.twitter.com/GSXZkrnCy6
— nick (@lovechazelle) December 12, 2023
This hugely important, and time for the public to decide. Which version below is correct? *prepares to unfollow people*.
— Carl Knightly (@carlknightly) December 13, 2023
We’ve already got him scanning shopping at record speed https://t.co/P8WQucMzaA
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) December 13, 2023
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 1009 pic.twitter.com/riDH47gQ7e
— Jaythechou (@jaythechou) December 14, 2023
Foutland pic.twitter.com/Nyy2gkWbfX
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) December 13, 2023
Can we talk about unusual Christmas trees
— Babs Michel (@BBCBabs_michel) December 14, 2023
Your thoughts?…. Personally I love it !!! I want one ! pic.twitter.com/r2SACOC7Ok
I feel like ideally you wouldn’t HAVE to say it. pic.twitter.com/GDMyCIxPh9
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) December 14, 2023
he got caught pic.twitter.com/AmGewwYbIC
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) December 13, 2023
Excuse me while I go walk into the sea. https://t.co/BTPcK5Jyxr
— Kevin Daly (@kevinddaly) December 13, 2023
Somebody needs to break it to the people running meetings that for introverts ice breakers create more tension than they relieve.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) December 14, 2023
Two-factor authentication pic.twitter.com/ueegb0PO7s
— Aleksandr Morozov (@almormd) December 14, 2023
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum.
— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) November 26, 2020
As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
We have a robot vacuum cleaner. My wife runs it last thing at night, turns the lights off and goes to bed. I wait until she's asleep, nip downstairs and turn a light on for it. I can't bear to think of it cleaning alone in the dark. Poor little fella.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) December 15, 2023
The decision not to appoint a Minister for Disabled People sadly sends the message that disabled people are not a priority for Government https://t.co/wqr6bnMBa1
— ParalympicsGB (@ParalympicsGB) December 14, 2023
If the BBC don't count down on New Year's Eve using this video then what is the point of anythinghttps://t.co/rabznilkoc
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) December 15, 2023
Thanks for all the support on this last night. I woke up and googled in case we had collectively lost our minds, but no: well into 1991. You might as well try to pass off 'The One And Only' by Chesney Hawkes as eighties. https://t.co/U3wc0UKcCr
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) December 15, 2023
This is fun but also nightmarish https://t.co/tEU2EgM4Mh
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) December 12, 2023
While it's perfectly legitimate for Christians to take different views on regular migration, I think the Bible is very clear about how we should treat refugees.
— Tim Farron (@timfarron) December 13, 2023
We are taught to love our neighbour and ask ourselves how would we like to be treated if we were in their shoes. pic.twitter.com/RR92KJsqGg
graded a paper today that described the New Testament’s use of the Old Testament as finding Taylor Swift Easter eggs
— Kaitlyn Schiess (@KaitlynSchiess) December 15, 2023
The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come in ‘A Muppets Christmas Carol’ should have been Big Bird, played in exactly the same manner: silent, menacing, in long black robes, but with a big yellow beak poking out
— Fancy Brenda 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (they/she) (@SpillerOfTea) December 4, 2023
Some of Andre Braugher’s best moments on ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ have been put together to honor him after his tragic passing. pic.twitter.com/xzbmTs0zAr
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) December 13, 2023
Dear @BBC,
— Roddy Graham (@MrRoddyGraham) December 15, 2023
Since Paddy McGuinness has killed A Question of Sport and Top Gear in the last 12 months, can you please find a cameo role for him on Mrs Brown's Boys sometime soon?
Kind regards,
All license fee payers x
As a dog returns to its vomit,⁰ so fools repeat their folly.
— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) December 16, 2023
Proverbs 26.11
Excellent use of a biblical proverb regarding the Rwanda deal.@thetimes pic.twitter.com/DiPXdXqVdY
Me: I'm 36 and single. I really should be getting out there and meeting people.
— Samuel C W Hart (@samuelcwhart) December 15, 2023
Also me: If I go to Aldi on a Friday evening it'll be quieter. And if I'm home by 8 I can probably watch two episodes of The Crown before bed…
Acting really is the only profession where you can put all your mistakes at work in a fun little blooper reel and people think it's great. Wouldn't fly for a plumber would it. Or an anaesthetist
— Helen (@HRDutson) December 15, 2023
I work for a letting agent and every week I pick a landlord to report to HMRC for not paying tax on their rental income.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) December 16, 2023
No regrets.
ineke.co.uk 
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