— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) January 6, 2024
Please don’t fill this online form with a joke name and email address, it would really mess with their data harvesting. https://t.co/2UlHwNbnsf
— Kate O’Pfehilighbh (@kmontaguekate) January 8, 2024
After the effect of 'Mr Bates vs the Post Office', let’s hope Toby Jones is also working on new TV dramas about water pollution, climate change, covid, PPE contracts, the refugee crisis, the cost of living, energy prices, and the NHS pic.twitter.com/9r9C2ZgeGk
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 9, 2024
I love this 😂 https://t.co/gB9hmkbNbe
— nick grimshaw (@grimmers) January 9, 2024
My favourite thing I learned today is that there's apparently a notorious drug dealer in Sunderland called Wayne Bruce, but everyone calls him Manbat.
— Mattie Colquhoun (@xenogothic) January 8, 2024
An intriguing question, but separate from the #PostOfficeScandal, here: why did the Crown Nominations Commission shortlist Paula Vennells, a priest with no experience of running a parish and not even on the payroll, for the CofE’s third most senior position? pic.twitter.com/YWlT9jN2Zh
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) January 9, 2024
Point (literally) of Order. Paula Vennells is not a former priest. She is a priest who has “stepped back” from active ministry. She remains a priest even if a future disciplinary measure should place formal restrictions on her ability to exercise priestly duties.
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) January 8, 2024
We have no idea what some people are struggling with…
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) January 9, 2024
Incredible work from @JasonMcColgan pic.twitter.com/IHwzRM6jiZ
My moisturizer came out in the perfect shape of a mouse today 🐁 pic.twitter.com/9UOP6sNdk3
— gab II (@SOFTBOlLEDEGG) January 8, 2024
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 9, 2024
I had a low point at work. I asked a crowded room if anyone had any treasury tags. No one in the room had ever even heard of a treasury tag.
— David James (@DJNSussex) January 9, 2024
Turns out I was ten years older than the next oldest person… they don’t know what treasury tags are!?! They just don’t know! pic.twitter.com/8PnZdRUFBT
I promise, you absolutely can’t predict the plot twist in this ad. 10/10, no notes. pic.twitter.com/VQeNDjBAoz
— Ilayda Arden (@IlaydaArden) January 10, 2024
can’t get my head around skiing holidays. going abroad to be cold and fall over? no thanks. also it’s tory
— Lucy (@LMAsaysno) January 10, 2024
''Guenther Steiner is no longer Haas team principal''
— 𝓑𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓼𝓯𝓾𝓵¹⁶ (@bliss_n16) January 10, 2024
Netflix:
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Can I make it any more obvious. pic.twitter.com/z82nuLwJTn
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) January 10, 2024
sorrynotsorry pic.twitter.com/brzALyEaVt
— Tapani Simojoki (@tapanisimojoki) January 10, 2024
Map of the world but all countries are social distancing pic.twitter.com/kBfd3pNMTK
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) January 10, 2024
Crying at the perspective here. It’s giving the Fellowship and Frodo Baggins #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/Uw2FGu3Ifi
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) January 10, 2024
Winner of snow plow naming contest in Hamilton. pic.twitter.com/N83vBbjg9e
— Doug Aoki (@Nantanreikan) January 10, 2024
Paul during his sob story #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/Q0KEztrQUd
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) January 10, 2024
Am I bored off all apps doing a ‘wrapped’? Yes. However, hear me out, BBC iplayer wrapped
— Luke (@RococoLegs) January 11, 2024
This is a joy to watch. Ian Hislop, full-throttle, absolutely shredding Jake Berry on Peston. Hislop doesn’t give an inch and talks at Berry the way Tory MPs hate and just can’t cope with (“You can’t just talk nonsense and not be interrupted!”). Superb. pic.twitter.com/z8SRv4a0ht
— Moog (@a_toots) January 10, 2024
what is going on in the world of fernando's tiktok? 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/IrpksIcmrh
— clara (@leclercsletters) January 11, 2024
"if you talk too much they call you a traitor, but don't talk enough and you're a traitor! if you admit you're a traitor you're banished, but if you protest too hard that you amn't then people become suspicious! you have to be sneaky, but you can't ever seem sneaky." #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/h6er1uisIU
— c a r a (@ssempreliberaa) January 11, 2024
This is probably a stupid question but if plug a mouse into one of these do you get to drive the bus pic.twitter.com/74Jr37Xqvm
— Robin Allender (@robinallender) January 11, 2024
a patient just phoned up there
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) January 11, 2024
“hi you gave me the number for the lobotomy department but I’ve lost it sorry”
“…sorry do you mean phlebotomy?”
“oh is that it?”
“…yes I think so”
“ok I’ll take that one instead”
and I swear I have never exercised more voice control in my life
If it's a tie-break then all incorrect spellings of names should be voided #thetraitors
— James (@jrawson) January 11, 2024
ParalympicsGB and 56 partner organisations across the UK’s sport and activity community have come together to urge the UK Government to reconsider its decision to remove the role of a dedicated minister of state for disabled people in an open letter to Prime Minister @RishiSunak.
— ParalympicsGB (@ParalympicsGB) January 12, 2024
Dogs are the best friends!
— Figen (@TheFigen_) January 11, 2024
A guide dog guides its visually impaired owner safely across the road.pic.twitter.com/dssQxXiQoN
little guy had enough 😓 pic.twitter.com/zr7WEDmaxG
— no context memes (@weirddalle) January 11, 2024
Claudia Winkleman has been working on television for 32 years (!!!) and, you know what, in a world that still thinks younger is better, I think it's just marvelous and deserved that she's at the peak of her career now. Unpolished, unpredictable and unmatched in my opinion. pic.twitter.com/HKuaKRmffr
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) January 11, 2024
My latest idea to increase our popularity before a general election is to start World War 3.
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) January 12, 2024
Leading scientists in 2024: 'It's incredibly hard to conceive of any mechanism that could produce these structures'
— Phil Knox (@philknox) January 12, 2024
Genesis 1:16: 'He also made the stars.'https://t.co/fqBRImvgpU
One squirrel from disaster. pic.twitter.com/kqVVwSWz24
— jamie (@gnuman1979) January 12, 2024
She had real chicken run energy #Traitors #TraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/UNI9o2axkf
— Jack Wood (@jackandwood) January 12, 2024
The Pearl With The Girl Earring pic.twitter.com/dObgMrJCfj
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 14, 2024
I have never been more excited for a contestant's outfit on Taskmaster https://t.co/L5ztrxvabs
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) January 14, 2024
The Traitors has had 3.8 million viewers overnight.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) January 15, 2024
Mr Bates had 3.9 million viewers on overnight.
Gladiators got 6 million viewers overnight.
Linear television … it ain't dying.
I’m so proud to have nominated @AlexHorne for his honorary doctorate. From day one, he’s been an enormous supporter of #SchoolTasking & wanting the Taskmaster brand to be used for good 💌
— Ali Struthers (@DrAliStruthers) January 15, 2024
Hugest congratulations, Dr Little Alex Horne 🎓 pic.twitter.com/UO6HLNWpyl
I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) January 16, 2024
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) January 16, 2024
HELLO??? @MayorofLondon @FBI @lorraine https://t.co/XxGoD5EBwf
— KSB (@kfRedhot) January 16, 2024
Nah the lockdown babies are going to school in September. The concept of time is a fallacy.
— Oré. (@Ms_Ore) January 16, 2024
I would like to offer myself to Red Bull for the new Formula 1 season https://t.co/YH3yJGu3re
— Christian Hewgill 🎙 (@ChrisHewgill) January 17, 2024
Primark are getting ready for Bianca’s return to EastEnders pic.twitter.com/IweZS9Uom3
— 🌞 Katrina🌛 (@KatMarBax) January 17, 2024
The exact moment the penguin realised…
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) January 17, 2024
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Restaurant order preferences in Africa pic.twitter.com/Rp24BSeJmT
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) January 17, 2024
finding a birthday card for your dad when he has no interest in golf or fishing, hates DIY, drinks wine more than beer, spends minimal time in the shed and has a more intelligent sense of humour than fart jokes or being called an old twat https://t.co/iVK85Qa8Uy
— mj (@bigdybbukenergy) January 17, 2024
— rare insults (@insultsrare) January 17, 2024
Just clapped so hard at Harry being an absolute genius backstabber that my watch tried to call me an ambulance #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/g5X0ecbpxh
— Marthe de Ferrer (@MarthedeFerrer) January 17, 2024
Claudia Winkleman is to #thetraitors as Michael Caine was to The Muppet Christmas Carol. No one expected either of them to do anything but phone it in, and they both played it like the Olivier judges are in.
— Felicity Ward (@felicityward) January 17, 2024
So I presume you wouldn't refer to our government as Westminster then? https://t.co/X3m3PVmfA5 pic.twitter.com/fZzWriyBtS
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) January 18, 2024
If Diane hasn’t been offered a £120k advertising campaign for a fizzy rosé brand with the slogan ‘To Di For’ then what’s the point?#TheTraitors
— Nicola Thorp (@nicolathorp_) January 17, 2024
Brilliant line from Gordon Brown…. https://t.co/VkWGXG7dBO
— Jon Sopel (@jonsopel) January 18, 2024
What makes me die is the group think they’ve got the traitors out but it’s actually the traitors themselves that have been getting the traitors out 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #TheTraitorsUK
— The Scarlet Mitch (@MitchellLWell) January 18, 2024
#TheTraitors is like Westminster but with Claudia Winkleman. If she becomes Speaker I’m standing again.
— Mhairi Black MP🏳️🌈 (@MhairiBlack) January 18, 2024
Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂 pic.twitter.com/vjWlrIP3wn
— Ashley Beauchamp (@ashbeauchamp) January 18, 2024
I always find that the best way to respond to people with concerns about the state of the NHS is to laugh in their face and walk away. pic.twitter.com/ZQpPPCcDxe
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) January 19, 2024
£42 for each child raped from the Home Office who. £169,000 per person in the failed Rwanda plan. No hours of debate on the child abuse inquiry, no Tory rebellion that not 1 of recommendations has been done by Govt. No amendments from 5 families. No extra judges for rape victims. https://t.co/1Etq4cLo8z
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) January 17, 2024
The Rwanda bill is not only unworkable, unlawful and unethical it is also a colossal of waste of time and money.
— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) January 17, 2024
Our government has the opportunity to do good, to support the vulnerable, to inspire our young people, to innovate in science and technology, to help bring peace in…
if i was an unelected Prime Minister I probably wouldn't be going on too much about the will of the people https://t.co/tVMEwUZ73X
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) January 18, 2024
Actually crying laughing pic.twitter.com/5RXvFrwaEZ
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) January 6, 2024
I’m enjoying the way air fryers are just getting bigger and bigger, and look forward to the day someone gets a large air fryer installed as integral in their kitchen and realises it’s a fan assisted oven.
— Legs (@L3GSV) January 19, 2024
Claudia really said "fuck the patriarchy" 💀#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/fBYGtvw2fQ
— Mark (@mrkphllps1) January 19, 2024
Maybe there’s an upside of potholes…
— Dr Krish Kandiah OBE (@krishk) January 19, 2024
An 80-year-old man in Haryana, northern India, who had been declared dead was revived when the ambulance carrying his body drove over a pothole. Darshan Singh Brar’s grandson, who was in the ambulance when it went over the pothole, noticed…
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