Calling Camilla the queen is like calling Twitter, X
— I am Exceeding & Excelling (@Iam_IamJR) January 28, 2024
Its their name but i aint calling them that https://t.co/w6lQQsH3ts
Today, a Y11:
— Kirsty Bradshaw 📖 (@_krogg) January 18, 2024
“Miss, I’ve analysed this poem but I just don’t see how I can compare this to another…”
Behold: pic.twitter.com/q4rbe2lJD2
If Lewis Hamilton and George Russell did this https://t.co/UEKguyfdhX pic.twitter.com/DWheVuW09h
— Stefanie (@fastpitstop) January 28, 2024
Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing pic.twitter.com/jhn2LNKfHf
— Elmo (@elmo) January 30, 2024
in my eyes: in my phone: pic.twitter.com/X7PshZJLOP
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) January 30, 2024
weeping angels: https://t.co/ov5pb4jF1H
— take another little reece of my heart now baby 💕 (@connolly_reece) January 31, 2024
I guarantee…
— Matt Gallagher (@MattP1Gallagher) January 31, 2024
Pepsi Deliveroo Rolex Specsavers Walmart Google Nike Amazon Netflix Samsung McDonalds YouTube Andretti F1 team
gets accepted
Sorry, football fans! ⚽️ 😅#F1 pic.twitter.com/6Zw0hSWUHc
— Autosport (@autosport) February 1, 2024
3 DAYS AGO?! pic.twitter.com/goMeNPgcZU
— Naca ⁵ (@F1ToRuleThemAll) February 1, 2024
Before I forget… #DavidBeckham and I filmed a little something for the Hockey Bowl. We can’t wait for you to see it!! Oh, and Jessica Aniston is going to be in it too!! Kisses xx#JenniferAniston @UberEats #ad pic.twitter.com/PEN5nAIk9m
— Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) January 30, 2024
For no particular reason, I've been reminded this morning of the excellent Wallace and Gromit Megamix that appeared on the Radio 1 Chris Moyles Breakfast Show in the 2000s
— Adam Thomas (@AdamMerrivale) January 29, 2024
If you haven't heard this before, you're in for a treat
Get off me cheese! pic.twitter.com/kOUCAGQDwg
Getting a Ferrari when you turn 40 is such a cliché
— Chain Bear (@chainbear) February 1, 2024
Did a wolf write this https://t.co/6JVdcPmhSq
— Erica Buist (@ericabuist) February 2, 2024
'The British make the best racing drivers. A lifetime of swerving round potholes at a steady 20mph has honed their skill'
— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) February 2, 2024
My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph
Buy a print of my cartoons at https://t.co/ILFJjPmckx
Original artwork from https://t.co/bVPAkgE34y pic.twitter.com/mDpt7XK2Fb
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