After the next #GeneralElection, we will introduce a 'cooling-off period' in case voters wish to change their minds and learn from the mistakes of the past.#WellingboroughByElection #RochdaleByElection #Manicfesto
— 📢 oFFiCiaL mONsTEr rAvINg lOOnY PArTy 🎩 (@Official_MRLP) February 8, 2024
That’s like the Super Bowl happening every day for two years. 🤯 Modern slavery is bigger than you think.
— International Justice Mission (@IJM) February 11, 2024
Follow us to learn more or read our thoughts about the Super Bowl here: https://t.co/ieR4JGWCUA#SBLVIII #LasVegas #UntilAllAreFree pic.twitter.com/8TkbjDrU3I
Congrats to @taylorswift13 on winning Super Bowl 58 👏 a stunning performance
— Andy Murray (@andy_murray) February 12, 2024
In honor of Superb Owl day, I’d like to remind you all of how long their legs are.
— Shematologist, MD (@acweyand) February 11, 2024
You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/7W5DpGfPNi
At school I was badly bullied by six lads. Police were called and people expelled. In the years since three of them have died in separate tragic circumstances. I have nothing to do with any of their deaths but I'm terrified the police are going to come knocking.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) February 13, 2024
Roses are red
— The Church Mouse (@thechurchmouse) February 14, 2024
Violets are blue
From dust you came
And to dust you shall return
Happy Ash Valentines Day everyone!
Traffic departing Las Vegas following the Super Bowl. 525 business jets departed the Las Vegas area after the game ended. pic.twitter.com/N8GH2U1PvU
— Flightradar24 (@flightradar24) February 13, 2024
Roses are red
— Dave (@davechannel) February 14, 2024
Violets are blue
Some roses are white
Violets are actually a violet colour
This poem is rubbish
Our tribute to Steve Wright from the @BBCRadio2 Piano Room this morning 🧡 pic.twitter.com/9d4Hf9uwYW
— BBC Concert Orchestra (@BBCCO) February 14, 2024
I'm honestly petrified it's going to be 24 race wins for Max this year
— Matt Gallagher (@MattP1Gallagher) February 15, 2024
The mind boggles .. pic.twitter.com/ZgBqoLlgZn
— The TV Grump (@TheTVGrump) February 14, 2024
How Titanic sinking really looked pic.twitter.com/5jgU7AWyUm
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) February 15, 2024
Amy Schumer responds to all of the online comments about her appearance:
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) February 15, 2024
“Thank you so much for everyone’s input about my face. I’ve enjoyed feedback and deliberation about my appearance as all women do for almost 20 years. And you're right, it is puffier than normal right now.… pic.twitter.com/90BevW6yZ7
Motorway in Britain: “Go 40mph for a bit”
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) February 16, 2024
You: “Why? What’s happened?”
Motorway: “Absolutely nothing”
This is Bear and Moose. They wanted to come back inside but couldn't get past security. 13/10 for all pic.twitter.com/1JgKI00PvA
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) February 15, 2024
If the swing at Wellingborough is repeated at the General Election, there will be 4 Conservative MPs in the whole country.
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) February 16, 2024
Still too many.
The skyscrapers of Vancouver vs the mountains
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) February 15, 2024
[📸 u/sgt_salt] pic.twitter.com/Puu7IWJPJ2
“For the sake of my young family, I had hoped to keep this information private but regrettably our hand has been forced.”
— Dr Rachel Clarke (@doctor_oxford) February 16, 2024
Whichever media outlet forced Chris Hoy to reveal his cancer diagnosis should hang their heads in shame.
Warmest wishes to Chris & his family.
This is Finland’s entry for Eurovision this year. Prepare yourselves. pic.twitter.com/9wMVs7lHEK
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) February 11, 2024
I feel deranged watching this. Has he just not been to anywhere normal people go for 30 years? We had these in my local Tesco in the 1990s. pic.twitter.com/YmT0Jy2J9Q
— Helen Lewis (@helenlewis) February 15, 2024
East/West Germany's phantom borders
— Tomas Pueyo (@tomaspueyo) February 14, 2024
More below pic.twitter.com/mSe9fh668Y
Dunkin just won the best Super Bowl ad.
— Jack Appleby (@jappleby) February 12, 2024
It’s hysterical, has big name celebs, has cameos that actually add to the ad, and is ridiculously memorable. Perfect in every way.pic.twitter.com/w9OMF6TzHN
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