When the moon hits your knees
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) April 7, 2024
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
“There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.” https://t.co/o7JKoqskSy
— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) April 7, 2024
starting a cleaning service for people with ADHD. I won’t be doing any of the actual cleaning, I’ll just be calling you at random times to tell you I’m on my way to your house and I’ll be there in about 45 minutes
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) April 7, 2024
Rescued a dog from Dogs Trust in Liverpool. He didn't seem to understand us much & we thought it was because he wasn't used to the commands/words. Turns out he understands us better when we talk in a Scouse accent, so we've had to teach ourselves to speak Scouse for the dog.
— Fesshole 🧻 (@fesshole) April 7, 2024
I genuinely can’t hear anyone mention a total eclipse without quoting this entire Jaffa Cakes advert from 1999. Please someone tell me they also remember this… pic.twitter.com/TArY7gzE4u
— Kyri Zindilis (@KyriZindilis) April 8, 2024
F1 2024 season so far pic.twitter.com/4jVjPtSApu
— Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 (@ScrewderiaF1) April 9, 2024
This is tweet of the year by far https://t.co/DjDeZoYcdE
— Christian Hewgill 🎙 (@ChrisHewgill) April 9, 2024
If there was ever a case study to stop kids heading a football just look at what’s happened to Matt Le Tissier
— N’Mate (@Bevlar90) April 9, 2024
They finally got rid of the covid spacing decals in my office and now it looks like someone got raptured pic.twitter.com/85kESL24Eq
— JIM👎 (@jtp2106) April 9, 2024
This is an OUTRAGE pic.twitter.com/lmYW8or3Ni
— Red Sky At Night (@redskyatnight) April 10, 2024
I'm sitting opposite Five Guys and Claire's Accessories, both of which were also rejected names for the band Steps.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) April 10, 2024
When did IQ reveal parties become a thing? pic.twitter.com/3NVrkEspXb
— Doug McFerrari 🇮🇹 (@Dougmcg1) April 10, 2024
These are the buttons from a World War 2 uniform. When you put them together, they make a mini-compass, for use if you get shot down behind enemy lines. pic.twitter.com/WVjagBnQHT
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) April 11, 2024
Particularly hilarious that American clergy would pay this amount for something which looks like you’d find it on a trestle table at a British church jumble sale priced at £2.50. https://t.co/JGO12ki1Gq
— Fergus Butler-Gallie (@_F_B_G_) April 11, 2024
Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner pic.twitter.com/4blqS2IjTa
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) April 8, 2024
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