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Love it! 😂pic.twitter.com/qMMN4mcSZx

— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 9, 2024

Become Ungovernable 😂 pic.twitter.com/agXocEVvHI

— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 9, 2024

Whoever invented the sewing machine was a genius.pic.twitter.com/DqtsFoVEiT

— Learn Something (@cooltechtipz) August 10, 2024

The store employee gives food and water to the exhausted bird.
Seeing this, the other birds pretend to be exhausted and wait for food. 😂pic.twitter.com/zPdMPYVygP

— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 11, 2024

Recall when the Spice Girls (Mel B, Mel C, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, and Victoria Beckham) delivered a spectacular medley of hits 'Wannabe' and 'Spice Up Your Life' at the London 2012 Olympics closing ceremony? #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/tKGcu4ur0r

— Dione Nora (@DioneNora) August 11, 2024

Andrew Cotter should do Eurovision should Graham Norton ever stand down.

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 11, 2024

nothing has ever been louder in this universe than Andrew Cotter's "Ugh." after that "Seine-sational" pun. #ClosingCeremony📷 pic.twitter.com/cR4NhpQgCU

— Ariadne Griffin 🦋 (@Ariadne_Reviews) August 11, 2024

France: "This was nice let's do some art and some weird stuff to close the show and it'll be nice"

America: "STAR SPANGLED BANNER. TOM CRUISE. GUITARS. MOTORBIKES. RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS"

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) August 11, 2024

HOLLYWOOOOOD pic.twitter.com/ftAiCe0o9X

— DataFut (@DataFutebol) August 11, 2024

Snoop Dogg has gone from Paris to LA to perform at the Paris Closing Ceremony.

Make it make sense.

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 11, 2024

Amazing commentary by Andrew Cotter and Hazel Irvine as everyone is forced to do karaoke.

Andrew: “You can read those lyrics on the screen can’t you Hazel.”

Hazel: “my eyes don’t seem to be working.”

Andrew: “the words are la la la la la. Or in French, the the the the.” pic.twitter.com/AZQgogRHsI

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 11, 2024

During this warm spell of weather in the UK please remember that car interiors can get extremely hot. Always ensure that you do not leave chocolate bars in parked cars. They’ll be absolutely ruined. Same goes for kids and pets apparently.

— Helen Ingram (@drhingram) August 11, 2024

BBC Four should start broadcasting entire days from our past. Just a random date from start to date with all the shows.

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 12, 2024

In the last six months, we’ve seen over three million ‘please’ and ‘thank you’s’ when people are making voice commands on our remotes.

Ya bunch of cuties. 🥰

— Sky Help Team (@SkyHelpTeam) August 14, 2024

“That’s not funny”

It categorically is https://t.co/N3SIQQWLFq

— Christian Hewgill (@ChrisHewgill) August 14, 2024

These 2 Plymouth rioters have been convicted of 209 previous offences + they told the police they were rioting because immigrants cost the taxpayer too much money.

Judge Linford made them work out how much their offending had cost Britain's taxpayers over the last 38 years.👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/om2gvgK7MD

— Rebecca Tidy (@DrRebeccaTidy) August 14, 2024

Thank you for saving my love, here is my favorite rock 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/e8U4Q6CFaV

— Country Goose °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ (@countrygoose30) August 14, 2024

Spotted on a Tesla car in L.A. 🙂 pic.twitter.com/BfbR4Olyc2

— Robert Bob (@MrRobertBob1) August 14, 2024

dvd butter pic.twitter.com/329UV3hehN

— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) August 14, 2024

Just as you’re digesting the lunacy of someone packing their car and home keys in their luggage the greatest thing that’s ever happened on TV comes roaring around the corner. https://t.co/SDKgeDKZh3

— Sachin Nakrani (@SachinNakrani) August 14, 2024

Music tip: If you need to tune your instrument but don't have a tuner handy, simply clap 440 times per second and the resultant sound will be an A

— Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) August 13, 2024

LOVE THIS! Rep. Eric Swalwell just released this new ad SLAMMING Donald Trump and it’s fantastic. Trump should be nowhere near the Oval Office! pic.twitter.com/baLT62Jo5d

— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) August 14, 2024

Everyone on Twitter readying to give A-Level advice to their legions of teenage followers pic.twitter.com/ZWUMz62KS7

— Stephen Graham 🇺🇦 (@StephenCVGraham) August 15, 2024

I do believe someone didn't understand what this system was designed to do. pic.twitter.com/SLsXo1yeo4

— Timothy Imholt (@TimothyImholt) August 15, 2024

The asteroid can not come quick enough pic.twitter.com/x5BFcVTldW

— Steph (@66Steph82) August 14, 2024

Why is there a letter D in the word fridge but not in the word refrigerator?@GrmmrShrff

— Alongapojoe (@_OneF_) August 15, 2024

Spent the evening varnishing my Grandparents dining room floor. Here’s a list of things they offered me in the three hours I was there… pic.twitter.com/8QpcajggEl

— Sam Jones (@SamJonesMCR) August 15, 2024

In France ChatGPT is pronounced the same as 'Chat, j'ai pété' which means 'Cat, I have farted'. Which seems to sum the whole thing up pretty neatly.

— Adrian Edmondson ❎ (@AdrianEdmondson) August 16, 2024

Introduced a friend to Parks and Rec but told them Rec stands for “Reconnaissance” because spies are trying to infiltrate the parks dept.

They keep saying they can’t tell who the spies are and I just keep going, “I know, right?? They’re really good!”

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 16, 2024