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I was today years old when I learned that baby birds poop within seconds of being fed. I could’ve gone my entire life without seeing thishttps://t.co/cQFSllGYCK

— Today Years Old (@todayyearsoldig) August 24, 2024

Please pray for me today as I have to have a really important conversation with my boss (toddler) about some potential new workplace initiatives (not screaming in the car for 45 minutes) that could really improve employee morale (maternal sanity)

— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) August 23, 2024

Quietly devastating. https://t.co/xAdfYr8nvI

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) August 25, 2024

The middle aged urge to throw out all of the mismatched Tupperware containers and just start your life over 😅

— Dr. Lisa Munro (@llmunro) August 25, 2024

Lewis’ records are actually so mad when you think of them

if Lewis stopped driving today, Lando would need to score a podium at every race until the 4th round of the 2032 Formula 1 season to equal his podium record😭 https://t.co/8MnH7pz5yR

— jimi (@1blueberryacres) August 25, 2024

Rest in peace, Sven-Göran Eriksson

Got this belter on repeat all day pic.twitter.com/4xJ7LPCkey

— Josh (@joshpearson180) August 26, 2024

What a performance! 10/10 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/qTm9kFelrM

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) August 26, 2024

Considering renaming my son George so I don't have to label his school uniform

— whingewhingewine.co.uk says Daily Fail are cunts (@whingewine) August 26, 2024

Stop sending me “you’ve left something in your cart” emails if there isn’t a discount code attached

— MARO (@__camaro_) August 26, 2024

Realistically I know Ted’s probably going to somehow be back in London but I think it would be hilarious, if they keep him in Kansas, to do a running bit where everyone is always phoning him at the WORST times. Zero consideration for time zones whatsoever.

— katie ✨ (@lunar_years) August 25, 2024

One thing I have learned during 14 years working in safeguarding is that many middle class people believe that a child protection system should exist, just not for them.

BBC News – Allsopp felt 'sick' after social services referralhttps://t.co/NmpU8k9PyY

— James Draper (@JamesTheDraper) August 25, 2024

The guy in the middle can still hug his kids though https://t.co/7L8xApRHHu

— The Jay Agenda (@JayJurden) August 27, 2024

The Paralympics start tonight at 6.30! And our scheduling team may have had a bit of fun with the TV descriptions for the day…. #C4Paralympics pic.twitter.com/SCGFDwR5Vc

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) August 28, 2024

A technical error? On those particular dates? With that particular demand? Located entirely on your booking system? https://t.co/SXpWAkMmQX pic.twitter.com/6iq4eELYSM

— kerri – @kerriprince.bsky.social (@_kerriprince) August 28, 2024

The Phryges were playing Red Light, Green Light at the #ParisParalympics Opening Ceremony. 😅

🎥 : Scott Bryanpic.twitter.com/zSiYSBRsPs

— NBC Olympics & Paralympics (@NBCOlympics) August 28, 2024

Rob Walker said on commentary “you won’t miss a moment on Channel 4” – well that’s a lie because you cut to an ad break early into the show! #Paralympics2024 #Channel4Paralympics

— Keith (@krobbo81) August 28, 2024

Not something you see every day – the Safety Car just crashed at Parabolica during the high speed track test. Everyone out of the car and OK, but Maylander went spinning off at high speed #F1 #ItalianGP https://t.co/EiRERhJm7M

— Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) August 29, 2024

You literally announced a bill to make smoking completely illegal a few months ago?! https://t.co/OhDN8Lnle1

— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) August 29, 2024

I feel like it’s not an exaggeration to say this is one of the most shocking product changes in the history of food & beverage. pic.twitter.com/FgI0WrhPA2

— Jeff D. Lowe (@JeffDLowe) August 29, 2024

Still trying to understand how a life insurance Ad can deliver one of the most important life lessons. pic.twitter.com/NtwgGquDbM

— Alex Brogan (@_alexbrogan) August 26, 2024

History in the making 🙌@RoseAylingEllis is the first deaf presenter to work live on a Paralympic Games ❤️#C4Paralympics | #ParalympicGames | #Paris2024 pic.twitter.com/igZbJi4O3r

— C4 Paralympics (@C4Paralympics) August 29, 2024

“What’s this?!”

A new mom reached out yesterday, requesting an explanation of that phase “when toddlers start pointing at everything, wondering what it’s called” – and noting that it’s her 13-month-old’s current obsession.

So absolutely, let’s talk about it!

First can we… pic.twitter.com/g5iQtlv4rb

— Dan Wuori (@DanWuori) August 29, 2024

Dog get's his priorities right. 😂 pic.twitter.com/TnXd0uATRJ

— Figen (@TheFigen_) August 29, 2024

“Your order has shipped”

You printed the label? Or it’s on them people truck???

— Hi I’m Solomon (@solomonmissouri) August 30, 2024

How root canal treatment works pic.twitter.com/Y6waLNIdju

— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) August 30, 2024

I have a joke • about Psalm 136.
I have a quip • about Psalm 136.
I have a gag • about Psalm 136.
I have a jest • about Psalm 136. https://t.co/az9YitXzZH

— Daniel Heaton (@2D0XPS) August 30, 2024

What if BBC merges with Channel 4 for this sole reason https://t.co/bBVBQG0AUl

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) August 30, 2024

If one Republican can show me proof of a baby that was aborted after it was born. I will CashApp you. $1000 right now! https://t.co/GaWcU9bYLa

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) August 29, 2024

Bob the Tomato after hitting the gym: https://t.co/3cqEOeeCBq

— Josiah Hawthorne (@JosiahHawthorne) August 29, 2024

The Ticketmaster website right now pic.twitter.com/P001bKdCod

— Oasis Mania (@OasisMania) August 31, 2024

I must have imagined the time when Nadine Dorries spent 2 weeks on I’m a Celebrity while a sitting MP. pic.twitter.com/NQnpCLwvBp

— Craig. (@CraigRussell80) August 31, 2024