The kitten will REPORT to Larry the Cat. https://t.co/MD0gF3BYqM
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 2, 2024
A woman in Arizona died in her office cubicle and wasn’t discovered for 4 days. If that’s not all the proof you need to not dedicate your life to a job that literally doesn’t care if you’re alive or dead, I don’t know what else you need
— Brunette Bohemian (@Jane_Doe82) August 31, 2024
It’s “dynamic pricing” when a higher price can stimulate higher supply to meet the demand. Uber prices go up, more drivers come to the area = more supply.
— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) August 31, 2024
When supply is fixed – and nothing is more fixed than the capacity of a gig venue – then it’s just insourced price gouging.
As far as I can tell, Angela Raynor's mistake was to dance and party while on holiday rather than during lockdown.
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) September 1, 2024
Weird how "dynamic pricing" never seems to mean you can get gig tickets for a fiver if they're not selling well
— pickwick (@pickwick) September 2, 2024
I live alone. I create half as much rubbish, I only put a single strain on public services (library use, etc.) Why should I pay the same as a couple?Honestly the discount should be more than 25%, not less! https://t.co/rwptqr9HV2
— Jacob 🏳️🌈 (@OhHeyJacob) September 2, 2024
Admitting you don't know enough on a topic to speak https://t.co/IcLvqgcMaC
— Wakandantechsupport (@SkylerB97) September 2, 2024
All six Tory leadership contenders have pledged to fight VAT on private schools. Not one of them has promised more money for state schools. And there you have it.
— David__Osland (@David__Osland) September 2, 2024
My 8yo: I was sad at school today. I told the teacher.
— Courtney Ellis 🎈 (@courtneyellis) September 3, 2024
Me: I’m so glad you told her. Why were you feeling sad?
8: My bed was SO cozy. And then I had to get OUT of it for school.
Solidarity, kiddo. That part remains brutal.
I don't run from my problems… I lay on my couch play with my phone and ignore them like a adult
— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) September 3, 2024
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1274 pic.twitter.com/li6S5785yR
— Jaythechou (@jaythechou) September 4, 2024
Wow 🤯👏👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/jX4dgFHGNo
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) September 4, 2024
“It’s not that bad” ahh reaction pic.twitter.com/N0VPRFCOxb
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) September 4, 2024
Abortion after birth is called a school shooting.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) September 4, 2024
I’m slowly learning the evangelistic power of reading the Bible in public (cafes, public transport, etc). It’s fascinating how many people start conversations about it.
— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) September 5, 2024
Crows are excellent problem solvers, and scientists claim their intelligence is like that of a seven-year-old humans pic.twitter.com/HeJspi0FeZ
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) September 3, 2024
the saddest thing about the transition from primary school disco to going out clubbing is the loss of the tuck shop
— daniel (@itmedg) September 1, 2024
Martin Gallagher 🤣 pic.twitter.com/0H4O7WfWmT
— Sky Sports F1 (@SkySportsF1) September 1, 2024
Lance Stroll after his father signed Adrian Newey pic.twitter.com/pvWqfFQZCR
— F1 TROLL (@f1trollofficial) September 5, 2024
I just found out a married couple I know doesn’t have assigned cars. Like they have 2 cars.. but one isn’t his and hers… they just wake up every morning and grab whatever set of keys and go??? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in all my lives????
— Ashland (@BravesAshland) September 5, 2024
When you artificially restrict ticket supply by holding dates back, and then dynamically price tickets for that restricted supply, before going on to announce additional dates…
— Jack Stephens (@iamjackstephens) September 4, 2024
it's hard to see how that demonstrates anything other than contempt for your audience https://t.co/3voafznL2A
This kind of gag is why I find it hard to quite Twitter altogether: https://t.co/VBDUC54AQr
— Shaun Keaveny 💙 (@shaunwkeaveny) September 6, 2024
Well ASOS if you actually made clothes that fit so I wouldn’t need to buy multiple sizes we wouldn’t have that problem, consider me no longer a customer. Whilst you’re at it, improve your clothing quality before you act all high and mighty . @ASOS_UK pic.twitter.com/TnSIlqGZNM
— sania 💫✨🇵🇸 (@ohhey_itssaniax) September 6, 2024
Today I asked my kids if they have active shooter drills at their elementary school.
— NurseKelsey (she/her) 🌈✨🎉❤️🏳️🌈 (@nursekelsey) September 6, 2024
My 9 year old said “No, but we have “if a wild animal gets in the school & we have to be quiet” drills.”
So much credit to teachers for changing the narrative & trying to minimize the trauma.
i HATE when you’re watching something and the character is getting a text from someone and it shows on their screen as the first message ever sent between them. it’s LAZY
— David Mack (@davidmackau) September 7, 2024
going to the cinema is a solo activity that you CAN do with other people if you want. not the other way around
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) September 7, 2024
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