Tweets don’t seem to embed properly in wordpress anymore, so until they get that fixed, I’ll shove the links for those that won’t embed down the bottom….
just totted up all the substacks I pay for and found myself thinking βwow wouldnβt it be better if all these writers were in one place and I could just pay a flat feeβ so anyway thatβs how today I invented the concept of the βnewspaperβ
— Charlotte Ivers (@charlotteivers.bsky.social) 2024-12-20T14:13:40.797Z
We need to start making ChatGPT users feel embarrassed. My sister said she used it to write a thank you message the other day and I laid into her. Arent you embarrassed that you cant find the words to properly thank someone without a program telling you how?
— π‘π₯ Karis π₯π‘ (@kwehzy) December 16, 2024
Unusually and
— Aaron Gooden (@Aaron_And_Stuff) December 18, 2024
exceedingly
peculiar and Blonde
altogether
quite impossible
to describe pic.twitter.com/48RfymNQMI
— Comrade Sisko ππΎβπΏ (@Pinko69420) December 16, 2024
βWe are sick of the unelected bureaucrats in this country.β -Elon Musk
— AesπΊπΈ (@AesPolitics1) December 18, 2024
Um.. you are an unelected bureaucrat.π
The speed at which the Tesco self-service attendant taps the βvisibly over 25β button is, quite frankly, rude. pic.twitter.com/0IVW2JkR7p
— Louisa (@LouisaBrunette1) December 18, 2024
I've just bought a book of first-class stamps.
— Black Country Book Girl (@AndreaTromans1) December 14, 2024
Please give me some time to have a lie down and to recover.
"Stacking Rainbow" in all your classic fun rainbow colours! Including beige, taupe, sleet and misery! pic.twitter.com/xS4v3bLnqv
— ππΌπ΄π ππ»πππΈπ 𫧠(@SianThymes) December 14, 2024
So we have Celebrations and Cadburys Heroes at Christmastime right? But why don't we have a NestlΓ© version? Kitkat, Yorkie, Toffee Crisp, Aero & Aero Mint, Milky Bar, Lion, Crunch. It's all right there. We could have had greatness.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) December 16, 2024
Love Actually but itβs set in 2024 where the husband checks their smart doorbell app and asks βwhat's with the big cards?β
— O2 (@O2) December 17, 2024
That must have been painful for his Mum… https://t.co/D5qGKKP6ug
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 17, 2024
Gregg Wallace replaced by middle class woman of a certain age. pic.twitter.com/gsakVaHSwc
— The Rotherham Bugle (@Rotherhambugle) December 18, 2024
Who knew penguins were so polite..π§π
— πoΜ΄gΜ΄ (@Yoda4ever) December 19, 2024
πΉcierraybarra pic.twitter.com/Sbq4Mz8u0m
So we decided not to bother buying Christmas gifts for our newborn because he doesn't even know he has hands yet and we have enough baby stuff as it is but I did go Christmas shopping for our dogs because they believe in Santa so basically that's where we are right now.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) December 20, 2024
New nomination for most ridiculous thing described as "woke" in a news headline pic.twitter.com/HJIszKyD4M
— Adam Thomas (@AdamMerrivale) December 20, 2024
kieran culkin discussing the fondness he has for his wife's britishisms pic.twitter.com/gUPssAOGck
— clara βοΈ | arcane spoilers! (@capy_clara) December 14, 2024
Ready to take one last journey this Christmas Day? π₯Ήπ#GavinAndStacey pic.twitter.com/27Fpn2CmL7
— BBC (@BBC) December 19, 2024
OMG, I can't stop laughing at this because it's 100% true πππ pic.twitter.com/BnTB19fqX1
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) December 18, 2024
ineke.co.uk 
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