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americans be like "MM:DD:YY" is how u say dates verbally and then have a national holiday called "4th of July"

— such ryot and welfare and ydlenesse 🍄 🏳️‍⚧️ (@socialimmedia) July 4, 2025

“Kamala will have us in war in 6 months.” -Donald Trump

He did it in 5..🤦‍♂️

— Aes🇺🇸 (@AesPolitics1) June 22, 2025

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

— Kristen (@Kica333) June 22, 2025

Apparently the locals in Venice aren’t too happy about the Bezos wedding there this week pic.twitter.com/t283p1gJCt

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) June 23, 2025

I'm going to start doing this when I leave buildings. I didn't realise you don't need anyone waving backpic.twitter.com/dFXvycIhau

— Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook (@theJeremyVine) June 23, 2025

Let me be completely clear – Rich Tea biscuits are the absolute bottom of the biscuit league. pic.twitter.com/y8IWYVPw6M

— Andy Bush (@bushontheradio) June 23, 2025

a grieving family should not be expected to feed over 50 people. https://t.co/MieGge6Utp

— ☠︎︎ (@BizzleUrgh) June 25, 2025

NEW MAP MEN VIDEO!!!! 🗺️

For a special treat, @markcooperjones and I went to @ordnancesurvey to see how Britain's best maps are made. pic.twitter.com/y3hmHaUocU

— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) June 23, 2025

Gonna be an ordeal when someone says, “Morning Steve” at Blackpool this season…#UTMP https://t.co/yjKnuji8dx pic.twitter.com/sKhNJMOiwd

— Keith Leith (@keith_leit38501) June 30, 2025

Same place, two seasons in Switzerland

📹 wirth.a. trip

pic.twitter.com/8YxdU1LbVQ

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) June 30, 2025

Trying to get a tan in the hot weather. pic.twitter.com/GNFfh2viOB

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 1, 2025

If there is an Under 21 Euros, there should also be an Over 35 Euros. Legends of the game having one last roll of the dice to settle old scores and one last chance to win a major trophy.

— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) July 1, 2025

It probs says people are already at their desks because this is past the normal commuting time? https://t.co/Gou4GxDIEe

— Grace (@graceyldn) July 1, 2025

Personally very grateful that no one live tweets if I have a bit of a cry at work

— Bethany Dawson (@bethanymrd) July 2, 2025

I’ll take Rachel Reeves crying while steadily growing the economy….over Kwasi Kwarteng not crying and bankrupting the UK overnight.

Maybe that’s just me?

— Craig. (@bambibristol) July 3, 2025

Give the people what they want https://t.co/YtFMAlGR5m pic.twitter.com/foNSJZwfZD

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 2, 2025

Oh dear. Please don’t ask the public. We’ll end up with a Mr Blobby £20 note and “NoteyMcNoteFace” written on the tenners 😑 https://t.co/twQUAAzsNy

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 3, 2025

We’re going to end up with Captain Tom and Paddington Bear on our currency, aren’t we? https://t.co/KxDcb5zWmq

— Mike Jones (@technopopulist) July 2, 2025

Look at the tan lines I got on the beach pic.twitter.com/a0N7gMzpPx

— Howie Hua (@howie_hua) July 2, 2025

This is absolutely grim https://t.co/r1shD8g8z0

— Christian Hewgill (@ChrisHewgill) July 5, 2025

The point of 2025 Wimbledon championship – Insane stuff from Djokovic and Kecmanovic 🎾😬 pic.twitter.com/zy5jcgMoo0

— Raz (@RazOlsRF) July 5, 2025

want this framed in my house like a family photo #taskmaster pic.twitter.com/Q7bOtC4rq2

— El 🍉 (@ellasrhapsody) July 3, 2025

hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems like bro you're supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line

— ໊ (@jingahad) July 5, 2025

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 🍂 (@fwtimini) July 5, 2025