WHSmith is bit bookshop, part stationery cupboard, bit post office, dash tobacconist, some Toys R Us & a sad fridge of Z-list fizzy drinks. Pure chaos. And instead of fixing any of that, they’ve changed the ONLY thing that worked: the name. To TGJONES. WHO signed this off?!
— Vit (@vitt2tsnoc) September 20, 2025
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) September 20, 2025
He said no.
I see @skytv are bang up to date with their #StrictlyComeDancing image on their TV guide…#Strictly pic.twitter.com/QjyEfQI8cw
— Richard Baker (@richarddbaker) September 20, 2025
they gave the cat a paddock pass and they're called furrari 😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/HwUCGWzOIW
— clara (@leclercsletters) September 20, 2025
Just heard a national radio news bulletin lead with Nigel Farage saying he has “no idea” whether Trump’s paracetamol autism claims are true. The actual facts of the story came much lower down.
— Christian Hewgill (@ChrisHewgill) September 24, 2025
I’d be fully gray if I’d had stayed doing news
Half the cars go one direction and the other half goes the other direction
— Ronniemack01 (@ronniemack01) September 26, 2025
Paul Robinson (Steffan Dennis) dancing to the Neighbours theme tune on Strictly on Saturday. Of course he is.
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 26, 2025
Don't worry, you only need one if you intend to work for a living.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 26, 2025
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